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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 03:32 [#01408433]
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I just woke up and I have sharrp stabbing pains rrunning thrrough my stomach. I've trried going to the toilet but it's still herre. Last night in town I went to an all you can eat place and... ate all I could eat, I don't know if that's it. (I'm not trrying to make light of it, I'm honestly in quite a large degrree of pain herre)
Any ideas? Is it just a tummy bug... I don't know, I neverr (usually) sufferr frrom them.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-28 03:36 [#01408438]
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Call NHS Direct - 0845 46 47
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-11-28 03:37 [#01408439]
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You are gonna die, bitch
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 03:39 [#01408440]
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I'll give it anotherr hourr orr so afterr a drrink and some frresh airr and afterr that I might rring. It's not rright this isn't.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 03:40 [#01408441]
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I guess the human body just wasn't intended to eat that much egg frried rrice.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-11-28 03:43 [#01408442]
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How much did you eat exactly? Dayimn.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 03:45 [#01408443]
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Too much, clearrly.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-11-28 03:53 [#01408447]
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Just have a shit.
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2004-11-28 03:58 [#01408448]
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Don't worry you are just constapated (spelling?) I know there is a great deal of pain but once you have a good shit it will all be over.
Try to leigh on your back for a while it will ease the pain.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-28 04:01 [#01408450]
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Lucozade is also good at loosening things up, as is sitting on a wooden chair without a cushion.
As I am discovering :(
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-11-28 04:02 [#01408451]
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Yes, a nice biiiiiiiiig shit. Yum yum.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 04:03 [#01408453]
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I've had a shit...
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2004-11-28 04:05 [#01408455]
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Have another , get the bad stuff out.
Maybe you where food poisoned ?
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 04:06 [#01408456]
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That's not impossible... it was a buffet situation.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 04:11 [#01408461]
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It's starrting to ease now, thank God.
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Flipered
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-28 04:20 [#01408464]
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you can also beat depression by pretending to be conspiated hmmmmm how odd
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 04:33 [#01408467]
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Shit numberr 2 and I'm curred. Thank you guys... forr being therre in my moment of need.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-11-28 04:34 [#01408468]
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Hahaha, that's interresting.
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uzim
on 2004-11-28 05:50 [#01408544]
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glad you're fine now! : )
...personally, i have a red mark on my penis which hurts, and also i can't stop coughing... but this second thing is "normal" (it always happens to me at this time of the year, i guess it's the work + the stress + the cold).
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-28 06:41 [#01408569]
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the first thing is worrying.
especially that you posted about it.
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