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Tuesday, 11-23-3004, has been declared "Pour Orange Juice Instead of Milk on your Cereal" Day by the national holiday committee (so far only the nation of poshnu is participating). Thereafter, every twenty thirth of Nov-Janzeburary will be celebrated as such anually. When an idiot savant noted that 11-23-3004 is in fact a Thursday, not a Tuesday, the committee reported that the date was so far away that they just guessed. Using my sharp maths skills, I quickly noted that the date actually fell on a Wednesday. I reported this to the committee, which is conveniently entirely composed of me, as well as the idiot savant who is also me. The idiot-half of the idiot savant apologized for his miscalculation. Frequently Asked Questions FAQ about Pour Orange Juice Instead of Milk on your Cereal Day (POJIOMOYC Day): "WHY IS 3004???" -It is believed that the year 3004 was a typo and that 2004 was meant, but nobody in the committee has fessed up to the incompetence and therefore the holiday will not start until 3004. "IS OJ YUM? (ON TEH CERAEL?" -Orange juice on cereal is believed to cause mental and birth defects. |
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what's poshnu population? |
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you sir are the zaniest wackiest dude on the planet. orange juice on cereal. where do you come up with this stuff? i don't know how you do it, but by god if you could bottle it it would be priceless. |
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i get it! sarcasm. |
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you get fuck all, pal. not even the steam off of my piss. |
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how totally unexpected. ROTFJMDO |
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explain the geekspeak, please. |
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what's fucking population of poshnu! give me the goddamn answer and do not lie! |
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oh, sorry, i just had a minor seizure and misspelled '<3'. |
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what does "<3" mean? |
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it a heart laying on it's side. it represents bill_hicks trampling on my luv for him. |
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i think it represents a penis of some deformed kind. |
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"it tapers at the end... it looks like a mouse's head" |
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thanks! |
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i thought about that.. |
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Privet Matvey, Naselenie na Poshnu sposobnyi na (1+sqrt(5))/2. |
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I'm sorry it was the best I could do |
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no it was good |
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The population of poshnu is choop -1 -frigiph. Bill Hicks, I have revoked your privelage to read any more of my posts. The next time you are insolent I will log in with my phobiazero alias and permanently ban you. |
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Upon rereading, I declare this post to be "not good". But I will revoke Bill Hicks privelages anyway, just as a warning to the others. |
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private: Privet! Otkuda russkiy znayesh? /private so, according to the formula of Ganymede, 1.618033988749895 men are pressing the soil of poshnu with their feet. That's a lot. |
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I may as well reveal the true story of bill hicks so his insolence will make more sense in regardingasdf ot oa the initial post. He is the balding son of one of the people on the national holiday committee. When it came time to create a new holiday, he suggested (and he's (that contraction stands for he was not he is) only teat hao ethao ehtheres abecause of thaoelike sigh, like relatedishness not, likey ou know. so like he suggests the holiday of "magazine day" where you just read magazines. Everyone thought it was a stupid idea. So obviously his ojiaf was just revenge for his humuliation. what? ha ha, you are reading my post. Stop reading this bill hicks, I told you, you are no longer allowed. I write words on the internet and then you read them. oeowautechre blue chicken tast ohi natplinplankton fam farm taco mosa why? because. Thank kyou. no. |
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I bringed crisps to work |
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you got me sir. i feel suitably chastised. I pronounce you the KING OF KOOKY! |
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You liquify monkey poo and drink it through your nostrils. |
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No crisps today, I wasn't very hungry... but now I am starting to REGRET MY DECISION |
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have you ever thought about wrting comedy professionally? |
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I get paid -10 dollars a year in xltronic donations already. At least I would if I donated. So I am indifferent to whether or not you are a fan of my writing since my only motivation is monetary compensated. I write horribly on purpose because I know people like you are big enough monkey poo sniffers to read it. |
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Please let me know what you find humorous so I can specifically alter my material to be even more at odds with your subjective form of humor. It might be quite a challenge actually since I assume your brand of humor is tubgirlesque. |
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Is your desk edible? You'll never know until you try. That goes for other objects in your general vicinity. super street fighter 2 quiz: On which fighter's level is the largest fish in the entire game seen? |
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w M w, never change. |
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:) We are like care bears, and Bill Hicks is like the grumpy gargamel (somehow materialized from the smurf dimension into the carebear one since I forget the name of the carebear archnemesis) who, when he is not having sex with his wretched cat, walks around picking on smurfs, I mean carebears, just because negative attention is the only kind he could ever hope to achieve. But we, jd xammif and I have bonds of love. Well he is love and I am the four leaf clover. All we need is the rainbow tummied one and maybe a poppel and we can carebear stare your ass back into the smurf dimension. |
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yes? |
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