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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-18 14:05 [#01399248]
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Wood chipper accident.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-18 14:09 [#01399255]
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walking headfirst into a door.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-18 14:09 [#01399257]
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running over your own head with your new convertable.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-18 14:10 [#01399258]
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columbian necktie - the necktie, a particularly
humiliating way to die, involves having your throat
slit from ear to ear, so your tongue can flop out on your
neck.



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-18 14:11 [#01399263]
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by ceasing to live.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-11-18 14:12 [#01399266]
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I'm so afraid im going to die by choking, id rather walk
under a bus


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-18 14:12 [#01399267]
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involving a industrial strength vaccuumcleaner and your
anus.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-18 14:13 [#01399268]
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involving a industrial strength vaccuumcleaner and Uranus.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-18 14:13 [#01399270]
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The "hey i didnt see that combine coming" method


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-11-18 14:14 [#01399273]
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Choking in an Anus is def. the worst way to die


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-18 14:18 [#01399281]
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Choking would suck because you panic for a long period of
time while you are dying


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-11-18 14:19 [#01399284]
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I know where that comes from, inevitably. But, being bitten
to death by old men. Where does that come from?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-18 14:22 [#01399288]
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a most perplexing message. I wonder what it means..


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-18 14:25 [#01399291]
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hahaha.... i'm not sure, but i like it.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-18 14:26 [#01399293]
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crummy way to die? after having shot your brains out, the
rest of your metal band takes photos of your corpse for the
next album... or is that a good way? i guess it's
useful...


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-11-18 14:28 [#01399297]
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Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different
ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what
would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a
bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and
eating me alive.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-18 14:30 [#01399301]
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your placement of html is impeccable.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-18 14:32 [#01399304]
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I got it, a girl is riding your brains out gets up off you.
Leaves you with blue balls, tells you she has herpes and
cuts you to death with razorwire


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-18 14:35 [#01399309]
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that's not horrible; that's saturday evening!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-11-18 14:35 [#01399311]
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- Having a large amount of molten wax poured through a
funnel into your anal crevice
- Having your skin meticulously removed in sections with a
sharpened potato peeler over the course of a few weeks
- Drowning in a vat of your own lonely tears

These are the kind of threads that make xltronic
special.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-18 14:36 [#01399312]
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dying while reading a thread on the internet, called "crummy
ways to die", especially right after posting in that thread
with a post that runs something like "dying while reading
a thread on the internet, called "crummy ways to die",
especially rig


 

offline nacmat on 2004-11-18 14:39 [#01399315]
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have you seen the movie "open water"?


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2004-11-18 14:39 [#01399316]
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Falling from a plane would be worst, I suppose. I wonder
what I would think about before I hit.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-11-18 14:40 [#01399318]
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"Why didn't i stay in the airplane"?


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2004-11-18 14:40 [#01399319]
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Hrm...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-18 14:41 [#01399321]
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ahahahha!!!

ZACH ATTACK!!!!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-18 14:42 [#01399322]
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Haha!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-18 14:42 [#01399323]
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this thread = lol.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-11-18 14:44 [#01399327]
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speed overdose

being stoned to death, as in rocks and pebbles

acid bath


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-11-18 14:45 [#01399328]
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imagine doing a headspin for like 15 minutes or something
and like breaking your neck right before you stop.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-18 14:49 [#01399333]
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Drowning in a vat of your own lonely tears. That's a GOOD
one.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-18 14:51 [#01399337]
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dying of infected bedsores in a cheap nursing home, alone on
chrismas eve.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-18 14:51 [#01399339]
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Slowly eaten by a spider the size of a car.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-18 14:51 [#01399340]
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when you're 25.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-11-18 14:53 [#01399345]
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thats a bad way of dying I guess


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-18 14:56 [#01399352]
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I think melting would be quite nasty.


 


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