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Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. Fighting for the right to keep slaves--yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? 'Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think those wig-wearing, lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard? No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are, you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh, I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off. Arrogant? You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about fucking arrogance? Maybe I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch. All those federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane, you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it; it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice. The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can |
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can you guess? That's right, motherfucker, they're red states. And 8 of the 10 states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy. They're blue states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: Buy your own fucking stop signs, asshole. Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you marriage-hyping dickwads? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? Ten out of 10 are fucking red-ass, we're-so-fucking-moral states. But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's okay because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? 'Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bas |
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liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving, holier- than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass. And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off. The above rant is from the website www.fuckthesouth.com. The author is a member of the Northeast Liberal Elite and is fucking done being a scapegoat for the Republican Party. |
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what a horrible generalisation. grow up. |
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Yeah that is quite a generalisation. A pretty shitty one at that. |
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yeah it's a generalisation. but of all the rantings and ravings I've read since the chumps re-election, it's my personnal favorite. i do enjoy reading an impassioned, four-letter word littered, however misguided rant. minus the cursing of course, it does represent to a degree the way many of us are feeling in New York, Seattle, Los Angeles, Portland, Boston, Chicago, San Diego, San Fransico and every other city with a population of over 500,000 people (of which Kerry won every single one). |
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well done. be proud of what you have achieved. take credit for other people. you are one man. now deal with it. |
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America Fuck yeah!!! |
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FFS! yo sido! still a bit dark and rather late. early where you are? wat you up to? nice avatar as per usual :) |
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that works well with your avatar |
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sido & raimons were the first people to welcome me here and i still remember. they had me in stitches! seriously, i was doubled over. march 2002! man that was a while ago... :) but i still remember! |
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Hello horsie! =) Yep early where im at , 6:30 and darkness. Not much sun in sweden nowdays. Im of to work now , just thought i have a quickie on the mb . seya later. |
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Really? Thats cool . (now i really got to go) |
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ok! nice to see you anywayz! |
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awesome. cooler than the speech from that eh movie.. spike jonze edward norton.. eh.. forgot what it's called |
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yeah! sanctity of marraige?? It's not the fags sullying it! Marraige lost it's sanctity with the fucking, "who wants to marry a midget" and the fucking "swap out your wife and throw your family into turmoil" reality shows! I wanna see a constitutional ban on exploiting marraige for 30 minutes of fame and a shot at $1,000,000! |
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Fuck the southern redneck states. First they woiuld very much liek to take cocaine and fuck a baby and then they go all HEP ME JEBUS and oppress gays and women of color so the Lord will Shew Favor Upon Them. This is scientific fact, is true they take this one southerner and weigh him and everything. |
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eh, fuck the us, not just the south |
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fuck people that catagorize others. |
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I concur !!! >| |
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*sigh* It's just venting. And if some of this venting inflames the passions and we end up pureeing and mulching 90% of Rush Limbaugh's and Ann Coulter's target market, well then God bless us every one. |
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cummon y'all, let's not be hurtfull |
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thats why i said fuck us ALL, see, that way, we are all equally fucked :) |
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awesome! don't copy that floppy! *breakdances out of thread* |
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I always thought it funny that the hardcore southerners who were the first to call me 'Un-american' would have confederate flags on their cars. |
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see, americans are rascist |
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There is a big devide in the UK Northern Bastards vs. Southern Pansies who would win? i vote north as they all have a vast knowledge in how to control pidgeons, whippets and fishcakes. |
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im from tennessee |
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just thought id toss that in |
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I love you all. Love transcends words. Even words like "I wish you all had one neck and my hands were on it". |
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is this an old wu tang lyric (i did read fast) |
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Fuck the world! |
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how's tennessee treatin' ya |
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not too well actually :( |
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Awww... =/ |
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Is it because of biggots and/or rednecks? Shed some first person light on this subject, we are all dieing to know. |
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thats an understatement. my entire family is southern baptist. they are all racist. they all love their government and think that it has truly been ordained by gods will, and that it is good. this is the predominant attitude of most people i know, and i can only speak for those people that i do know. there is some solace found in being a philosophy major at university, because reasonable people are there, but only to a certain extent. for example, last night i had the daily "homosexuality is a sin, those people are dirty, actually they aren't even fully people" discussions with my mom and her husband. so yea, tennessee isn't being nice right now. but that's another generalization in itself, cause there are also some loving people here. :) |
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I'm from South Carolina. I don't vote. Fuck Kerry and Bush and Nader and everyone else who tries to rule me with guns, cages, and death. |
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I don't vote either. I'm sure you're familiar with how people react to that. |
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Yeah, my mother intoned "Shame on you!" |
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However, she knows damn well that I don't vote, have nerver voted, and have no intention of doing so in the near future. |
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i am an anarchist in my heart, but a democrat by need and a republican by death. but seriously, i am a very philosophical person when it comes to big issues, however, ive grown older and am not as contentious as i once was. i guess could live with "live and let live" |
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from: somone post this |
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That'd be hilarious if it wasn't so creepy... oh wait it's hilarious |
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man republicans are so very stupid. |
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