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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:21 [#01390883]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



This medium.. of typing text online for others to see..
hmm.. we all have heads.. and computers.. that's the
symmetry here.. now.. what can a bunch of heads and
computers accomplish in the medium of typed online text if
they really organized themselves.. what can many
brains do well that a single brain can't do so well?.. what,
just communicate well yeah, I suppose but that's not
groundbreaking.. you don't know what I'm typing about do
you.. I don't either but will try not to abruptly change the
subject to turnips.. let's see here.. it is currently 1999
plurthoinas here.. that's pretty hot.. or cold if you're
using the pyra scale.. ok.. how aboooout..... no, that idea
"socks".. as you can see the message you're reading is
composed of characters.. first of all writing "socks" as an
artistic medium, second of all I have 1217 characters left
before the maximum comment length is reached (although I
suspect it's accuracy fluctuates and have used up more of
these magnificent characters to inform you of this.. I mean
just look at the "letter" Y... or G...), and third of all
art does not exist and neither do I.. art is just
information.. you must understand that it is getting very
diffiuclt not to abruptly change the subject to turnips..
so, we all have hands you see, most of us anyway, and we
type on "socks" boards turnips. This is the key to
understanding how to organize our collective typed
characters into a single unprecedented grand work of turnip
art turnips. So, the purpose of this "comment" of dirty
"socks" and typed "characters" and "the" "stuff" is to
request from each and every other one of you exactly three
(whole number) things:
1) please donate any "socks" you may have
2) this thing "is" currently unknown
3) please donate "any" turnips you may have
I thank each and every other one of you for our
collaberative cooperation. Once again, thanks. Once again,
thanks. Once again, thanks. Goodbye. And please feed my
kitten, "Chainsaw McNastyness".


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:22 [#01390886]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Rank: -2 "non humorous"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:23 [#01390888]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



I have just proved that the medium of writing sucks.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-10 21:25 [#01390889]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



i think you have just set the record for highest
nonsense-to-single-post ratio.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:25 [#01390890]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



 


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offline Rostasky from United States on 2004-11-10 21:26 [#01390893]
Points: 1572 Status: Lurker



Oh snap, foo.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:28 [#01390896]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to r40f: #01390889



Did I break my previous record?!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:29 [#01390897]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Hands off my ass statue!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:30 [#01390899]
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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-10 21:30 [#01390900]
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i'm not sure - we may have to get an official ruling on
that.


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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:32 [#01390902]
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Seems like we're the only ones posting right now.

I see your socks and raise them with this man


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:33 [#01390903]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



hahaha OMGosh

we haev sox on hands!!!!!!11eleventyone


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:33 [#01390904]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to brokephones: #01390897



It was probably consciously entirely abstract and the artist
still doesn't know of his or here unconscious innate drive
to have made it into that shape.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:35 [#01390905]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



This one is for horsefactory


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-10 21:36 [#01390906]
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"any"


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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:37 [#01390907]
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"I shall collect thine ass and soul!"
~Mind body and ass man


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:38 [#01390908]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



ha ha ha, "!!!!!111eleventyone"

TEH GREEN MILE

BEAUTY AND TEH BEAST

SPHINX AND TEH CURSED MUMMY


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:39 [#01390909]
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.


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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:40 [#01390911]
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Shit


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-11-10 21:40 [#01390913]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



*ingests mushrooms*



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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:41 [#01390914]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Hot shit on the train that loves you.


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:42 [#01390915]
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ahhaha! I was doing an image search for "dipshit" and i came
up with this


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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:43 [#01390917]
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He owns your soul


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:43 [#01390918]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Butt Ugly Lamp


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:45 [#01390921]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01390918



Holy shit Ameircan Football sucks. Then again, so does
European football.



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:46 [#01390925]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01390918



ha! it's going for a buck twentyfive!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:47 [#01390926]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to brokephones: #01390921



Googlefight:
European Footbal (4 780 000 results)
vs
Soccer (41 700 000 results)

Soccer wins


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:47 [#01390927]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



... so the plaintiff argues that cookie monster fondled her
breasts... is this correct?

Ha ha, that image defines "dipshit" better than any
definition.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:49 [#01390928]
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dare me to buy it?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:50 [#01390930]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Cookie monster: "I TOUGHT DEY WERE COOOKIEEEEES!" *left eye
only rolls around in a circle*


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:51 [#01390931]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Unfortunately "asswad" only came up with 8 results.

the caption under this was:

Patrick Asswad stretching it out for his killer "bring
down".


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:53 [#01390934]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Unbeknownst to most humans, cookie monsters' eye rolling
movements express subtle emotions to other cookie monsters,
much like humans raising a single eyebrow.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:53 [#01390935]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to brokephones: #01390928



do not do it. instead buy a double stack from Wendy's


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:53 [#01390937]
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speaking of cookie monster i found this


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:55 [#01390940]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Does cookie monster have a furry blue penis? The only one
that knows for sure is the plaintiff but she's to
emotionally distressed to talk.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:56 [#01390941]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to virginpusher: #01390937



aaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:56 [#01390942]
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Look at his level of aggression directed towards bert. It is
alarming.


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:59 [#01390944]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Bert was probably preaching some of his bizarre perverted
evil nonsense. I would have told him to shut the
fuck up too, or joined him.. yeah probably the latter.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 22:04 [#01390947]
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hahah omg! that is awesome and deserves a thread of its own


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 22:07 [#01390951]
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maybe if you spell football with 2 "L"s...


 


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