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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:21 [#01390883]
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This medium.. of typing text online for others to see.. hmm.. we all have heads.. and computers.. that's the symmetry here.. now.. what can a bunch of heads and computers accomplish in the medium of typed online text if they really organized themselves.. what can many brains do well that a single brain can't do so well?.. what, just communicate well yeah, I suppose but that's not groundbreaking.. you don't know what I'm typing about do you.. I don't either but will try not to abruptly change the subject to turnips.. let's see here.. it is currently 1999 plurthoinas here.. that's pretty hot.. or cold if you're using the pyra scale.. ok.. how aboooout..... no, that idea "socks".. as you can see the message you're reading is composed of characters.. first of all writing "socks" as an artistic medium, second of all I have 1217 characters left before the maximum comment length is reached (although I suspect it's accuracy fluctuates and have used up more of these magnificent characters to inform you of this.. I mean just look at the "letter" Y... or G...), and third of all art does not exist and neither do I.. art is just information.. you must understand that it is getting very diffiuclt not to abruptly change the subject to turnips.. so, we all have hands you see, most of us anyway, and we type on "socks" boards turnips. This is the key to understanding how to organize our collective typed characters into a single unprecedented grand work of turnip art turnips. So, the purpose of this "comment" of dirty "socks" and typed "characters" and "the" "stuff" is to request from each and every other one of you exactly three (whole number) things:
1) please donate any "socks" you may have 2) this thing "is" currently unknown 3) please donate "any" turnips you may have I thank each and every other one of you for our collaberative cooperation. Once again, thanks. Once again, thanks. Once again, thanks. Goodbye. And please feed my kitten, "Chainsaw McNastyness".
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:22 [#01390886]
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Rank: -2 "non humorous"
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:23 [#01390888]
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I have just proved that the medium of writing sucks.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2004-11-10 21:25 [#01390889]
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i think you have just set the record for highest nonsense-to-single-post ratio.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:25 [#01390890]
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Rostasky
from United States on 2004-11-10 21:26 [#01390893]
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Oh snap, foo.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:28 [#01390896]
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Did I break my previous record?!
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:29 [#01390897]
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Hands off my ass statue!
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:30 [#01390899]
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2004-11-10 21:30 [#01390900]
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i'm not sure - we may have to get an official ruling on that.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:32 [#01390902]
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Seems like we're the only ones posting right now.
I see your socks and raise them with this man
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:33 [#01390903]
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hahaha OMGosh
we haev sox on hands!!!!!!11eleventyone
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:33 [#01390904]
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It was probably consciously entirely abstract and the artist still doesn't know of his or here unconscious innate drive to have made it into that shape.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:35 [#01390905]
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This one is for horsefactory
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2004-11-10 21:36 [#01390906]
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"any"
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:37 [#01390907]
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"I shall collect thine ass and soul!" ~Mind body and ass man
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:38 [#01390908]
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ha ha ha, "!!!!!111eleventyone"
TEH GREEN MILE
BEAUTY AND TEH BEAST
SPHINX AND TEH CURSED MUMMY
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:39 [#01390909]
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:40 [#01390911]
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Shit
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-11-10 21:40 [#01390913]
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*ingests mushrooms*
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:41 [#01390914]
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Hot shit on the train that loves you.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:42 [#01390915]
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ahhaha! I was doing an image search for "dipshit" and i came up with this
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:43 [#01390917]
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He owns your soul
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:43 [#01390918]
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Butt Ugly Lamp
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:45 [#01390921]
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Holy shit Ameircan Football sucks. Then again, so does European football.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:46 [#01390925]
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ha! it's going for a buck twentyfive!
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:47 [#01390926]
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Googlefight: European Footbal (4 780 000 results) vs Soccer (41 700 000 results)
Soccer wins
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:47 [#01390927]
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... so the plaintiff argues that cookie monster fondled her breasts... is this correct?
Ha ha, that image defines "dipshit" better than any definition.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-11-10 21:49 [#01390928]
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dare me to buy it?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:50 [#01390930]
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Cookie monster: "I TOUGHT DEY WERE COOOKIEEEEES!" *left eye only rolls around in a circle*
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:51 [#01390931]
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Unfortunately "asswad" only came up with 8 results.
the caption under this was:
Patrick Asswad stretching it out for his killer "bring down".
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:53 [#01390934]
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Unbeknownst to most humans, cookie monsters' eye rolling movements express subtle emotions to other cookie monsters, much like humans raising a single eyebrow.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:53 [#01390935]
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do not do it. instead buy a double stack from Wendy's
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:53 [#01390937]
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speaking of cookie monster i found this
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:55 [#01390940]
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Does cookie monster have a furry blue penis? The only one that knows for sure is the plaintiff but she's to emotionally distressed to talk.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:56 [#01390941]
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aaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 21:56 [#01390942]
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Look at his level of aggression directed towards bert. It is alarming.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 21:59 [#01390944]
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Bert was probably preaching some of his bizarre perverted evil nonsense. I would have told him to shut the fuck up too, or joined him.. yeah probably the latter.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-11-10 22:04 [#01390947]
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hahah omg! that is awesome and deserves a thread of its own
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 22:07 [#01390951]
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maybe if you spell football with 2 "L"s...
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