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haahah! I've seen some interesting videos like that |
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The female body is designed to handle both painfull sensation and pleasurable sensation better than the male body. As a nasty side effect, the female body has also been designed to be grosser than the male body. Fortunately, females are about 100X cleaner than males, so in the end, males end up being the grosser of the species. Unless the female is a bull-dyke, where then she becomes the grossest of them all. |
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how is the female body designed to be grosser than the male body? |
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Have you seen all the liquids it can generate? In large quantities? |
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I thought you would mention the vagina as a dirty cess pool of poop splattered yeast, but I guess that works too... |
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hahahaa |
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dudes = gross womens = soft, rounded in all the right places, not hairy |
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ya, but brad pitt is totally dreamy |
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I love women. |
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i rub my girls clit until she cums (with my willy), then we have sex. she says its very nice. |
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That was a bit more than i needed to know. Also, that post feels like it needs an a/s/l tacked on the end. |
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Is that Stoofer? |
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i probably own more of the universe then you, go away. |
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That would imply that you're really fat and occupying more space. |
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Goddamn right it is. Sorted, respect due. |
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:D |
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ahhahaa i fucking love you guys!! :p |
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haha, I just noticed all the male bravado after my referrence to brad pitt, you silly sexy men you |
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*steps over the line* |
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haha... am i dreaming or does it really sound like fruity loops startin up when that girl in the sample video "cums"? |
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hahah!!! That was the greatest thing i have ever read here ever!!! omg! :D!!! *takes a screenshot* |
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I never made that! It´s like that girl was ejaculating water!! |
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Due to the assymmetry in women and men in egg nurturing/birthing vs egg fertilising, I can imagine equally unsymmetric orgasms depending on what was selected for each gender as fit by evolution. As a hermaphrodite, I'd like to say I've experienced both but sadly have experienced neither. One time I thought I did but it was only a brain freeze from eating too much ice cream. |
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Do you know sexual hypnosis? |
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i'd rather penetrate than be penetrated. anyways men are capable of both and have the luxury of choosing. |
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Huahahahahaha LMFAO This video sample is funny. |
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this thread is simply amazing! <3 |
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are you sure about that? if you were a woman for a day, wouldn't you want to get laid just to know what it feels like? |
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ahahhaha! |
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Yeah that´s fruity loops. |
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I've nearly passed out before, it can get too intense sometimes |
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Do you have the Fruity Loops Startup sound too? :p |
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lol ^^ just seen that "squirt" video... maybe in the future there will be androids which will be able to really make that startup sound when they come as well... (and maybe the windows startup sound for when they're being fucked from behind, an antivirus alert sound if you don't wear a condom etc....) |
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"an antivirus alert sound if you don't wear a condom etc...." hahahaah!! perfect! |
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I wasn't interested in seeing this video before but now I feel that I have to know what sound she produces after all the tantalizing discussion. |
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Repeatedly clicking on the progress bar at just the right moment produces a very powerful sensation in my brain and body. |
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Hmm I think men and women are capable of having the same orgasms. The problem is, for men, ejaculation stops the orgasm. You need to realise that orgasm and ejaculation are separate things, then to separate them. Men *CAN* have multiple orgasms, I've had them myself :-) lol getting a bit personal but who cares- it's the internet. What you need to do is supress your ejaculation right before you have it, then wait a few seconds, start again, keep doing that. They get better each time, trust me! Although, I've never gone past about 10 cos the temptation is just too much to carry on. Read up on it, see how to do it. It takes excercise, but it's worth it. |
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can i ask you girls do you have an orgasm every time you have sex? or is it a question of everything has to be just right? if so, what roughly is the ratio? |
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orgasms huh |
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Indeed. |
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is that an mystery to you? |
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how would you go about that supression? usually i get tempted to finish off and make a sandwhich |
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god, I love you and your sandwiches!!! |
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I make the best sandwhiches ever! :D |
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i cant believe some women have never had orgasms! i wonder if there are any men who've never had them, now that would be, totallyfuckinginsane. imo, orgasms are like a drug, i need one fix everyday or i start to get strung out. |
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Until you've had one nuts deep in a sexual partner you've not had an orgasm. |
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i have two kids |
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Haha, we're not all geeky virgins on here Chris! |
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im serious i follow my wife around all day, ...just a taste. its like she has some really unbelievable heroin and i am the loser junky that always knockin' |
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100 ! |
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