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offline mashnote from mol (Belgium) on 2004-11-07 15:40 [#01386912]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 15:43 [#01386914]
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she doesn't know "wodka".

pff.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 15:44 [#01386915]
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She won't give you a blow job either.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 15:45 [#01386917]
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well what the hell good is she


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-11-07 15:46 [#01386918]
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she does know "rum and coke"?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 15:48 [#01386921]
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she does sexxy dancing!

SEXXX SEXXX SEXXX!!

D:ick Gro:wth


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 15:49 [#01386923]
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She has a nice smile, which would make a change from the
sour faced fucks who seem to be staffing the bars around
here lately.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-11-07 15:50 [#01386925]
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doent know i mean, coors? nope not that either


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 15:51 [#01386926]
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Heh, she's happy to help herself to a pint of piss, it would
seem.


 

offline xceque on 2004-11-07 15:58 [#01386936]
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I asked her if she'd insert an olive up her bum, and she
merely flashed a tattoo on her arse. Then I asked her to
show me her pussy, being a cat lover I though it would be
good for her to show her pets, but she outright refused


 

offline xceque on 2004-11-07 16:02 [#01386945]
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"Kiss another girl" produces interesting results


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-11-07 16:35 [#01387014]
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She got quite a froth on that pint of piss. Props to xceque
on the 'kiss' one.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-11-07 16:37 [#01387017]
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that was FUCKING awesome, why didnt i think to ask that


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-11-07 16:41 [#01387022]
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"take off your clothes" kind of cheap if you ask me


 

offline xceque on 2004-11-07 16:43 [#01387024]
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Ask her to "change" or just say "kick balls"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:44 [#01387025]
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boobs gets an alright response but xceque is the master.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:45 [#01387027]
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"show your tits" almost looks like it might yield something
interesting, but she kind of cops out.

and she seems to misunderstand "take off your bra".


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-11-07 16:46 [#01387029]
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"kiss another guy"


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:46 [#01387030]
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show your tits was headed in the right direction


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-11-07 16:46 [#01387031]
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OMG do 'fight' !!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:46 [#01387032]
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"fuck off" also seems to confuse her.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:46 [#01387033]
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party is a fun one too :D


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:47 [#01387034]
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Bend over is good.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:47 [#01387036]
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"lick screen" has her licking something else altogether.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:47 [#01387037]
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awesome.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:48 [#01387038]
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ha ha!

that one IS good!

Jedi Chris' wet dream.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:48 [#01387039]
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Anal gets an amusing response


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:49 [#01387040]
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"strip" is a bit silly.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:49 [#01387041]
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doggy gets the same response :(


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:49 [#01387042]
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lol @ change


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:50 [#01387044]
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#She seems to find rape funny/


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:51 [#01387045]
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fuck produced interesting results


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:51 [#01387046]
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Shake is my favourite so far.


 

offline xceque on 2004-11-07 16:51 [#01387047]
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She doesn't seem to have much to do with beer


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:51 [#01387048]
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she likes to "jump".


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:52 [#01387049]
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lap dance works


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:53 [#01387051]
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when you order it, she sees it as her right to stick her
nose in and slobber up a bit.

bitch.


 

offline xceque on 2004-11-07 16:53 [#01387052]
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She'll lie down on the bar, she'll do exercise. And the Jedi
one was excellent.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:54 [#01387053]
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slut


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:54 [#01387054]
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"cowgirl" yields interesting results.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:54 [#01387055]
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she doesnt seem to know what bukkake is


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-11-07 16:55 [#01387057]
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She responds to 'pour ribena into your cunt', although not
really doing what I asked


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:56 [#01387059]
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bottle insertion had different effects than what i was
expecting


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:56 [#01387060]
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ahhahh!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:58 [#01387063]
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"splits" works


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 16:58 [#01387065]
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She likes the word orgasm it seems.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-07 16:58 [#01387066]
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"cartwheel"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-07 16:59 [#01387067]
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Luckily no one was hurt, and a fun time was had by all.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-07 17:01 [#01387069]
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She doesn't know what a virgin is.



 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-11-07 17:01 [#01387070]
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"ex-cheerleader turned shitty porn actress" yields obvious
results


 


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