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My friend just told me about a bonfire night disaster that he had that is quite similar to your own, Jedi Chris! A guy he knew (let's call him Gareth) was visiting him for the night, and he'd brought with him his huge cock which my friend planned to erect and jack off later in the evening when the conditions were just right. Things went awry, however, just after my friend finally got to have a look at Gareth's cock. It was really big and thick with a red tip, and he couldn't decide wether to pay attention to the base or the crown. When he slid the rocket into the anus that he had prepared shortly beforehand, it started shaking and he too realised that it was stuck, even though it was ready to go off! Gareth's massive cock exploded and my friend tried to retreat but it sprayed hot arcs from its tip all over his friend's back. It was so big, he felt the heat of the ejaculation on his back, and felt spunky bits falling on him. The ejaculation shocked Gareth and the noise he made was deafing. Luckily no one was hurt, and a fun time was had by all. |
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that's about how i read it the first time |
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Oh my Got! My friend is digustint! |
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i hate it when people go 'luckily noone got hurt' its amazing when scooter-gang-kids play with those big ass rockets they use in the swiss mountains, and one goes permanently deaf, and the other loses his hand. thatll teach em. me, i always make my own fireworks. most of them only give off smoke but sometimes they actually do what they are supposed to |
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Well fortunately we are not all pyrotechnic maniacs such as yourself! :D |
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classic thread. |
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i love this threads |
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Clas + |
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DEAFING THREAD FUN ++++ WILL CRINGE AGAIN |
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Goods. |
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de-awfuls! de-awfuls! |
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