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imagine a cannibal working in a DIY shop with someone called derrick and athlete rodger black, the following dilemma would exist: the cannibal would want to eat his black and decka work mates but at the same time not want to eat his black and decka work mates, that is decka being short for the name derrick |
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i dont understand this, but he: im not english |
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your not funny |
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decka isn't short for derrick |
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i think i get this, if... *checks for "work mate" on google image search* ...yes, i got it. |
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uzim this shall be the style of that thing are you still contributing teeth |
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that joke doesn't work on quite a few levels! good work! |
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that joke does work on quite a few levels! good work! p.s. ive liked teeth since aphextwin.nu |
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if there were some other people working in the shop he could easily cook and digest some black & decker work mates without actually eating the black and the decka ones. but if they're only three he's got a dilemma. |
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Here's a little beauty I wrote myself: Q. What do you call a footballer player who only watches videos during the daytime and likes to use his forefinger in order to gesture that he wants you to come over to him? A. Day-Vid Beckon! |
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whats the difference between a rock band performing upon the grave of oscar wilde and bruce forsyths hair? one is a gig on a wit |
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whats the difference between a bovine mammal native to north america running amok amogst your bathroom linen and having an ex-heavyweght boxing champion stuck up your arse? one is having bison in your towels |
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i'll try again... where do you find mrs tebbit? where you left her |
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how you you get 5 people in a mini? 2 in the front, 2 in the back and mrs gandhi in the ashtray |
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Bravo! More.. MORE. I can't remember the one about Ethiopeans and cobwebs and arses. |
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where do ethiopians sleep? in hose pipes |
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why do ethiopians bath with their arms out? so they don't go down the drain |
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and it's 1985? what does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts what was the last thing that went through her mind? a chunk of the engine Why does the NASA drink Coke? Because they can't get seven up why did the astronauts use shampoo? because they lost their head & shoulders why didn't the astronauts take a shower on board of the shuttle? because they washed ashore |
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How about him having telepathic ability and working with Heather Mills and Boon(The Motorcycle Courier). He could read a Mills and Boon...... No, that's a shit idea! |
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"Because they can't get seven up" I loathe myself for saying it, but, to be said in a drawled yet full of admiration style voice , CLASSIC. |
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