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1) I'm a virgin @ 24 2) I live in a stinking shithole of a flat. 3) I'm socially bankrupt. 4) I'm so insecure I need to post on XLT about my misery EVERYDAY. 5) I downloaded a DJ Tiesto mix once.. 6) I listened to it |
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welcome ! You are now an official member of the human race |
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numbers 5 and 6 are really the pits. |
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qrter is right about 5 and 6. |
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i wish I could help. |
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1) i lost my virginity at 17 after being accosted by two girls. They both fucked and sucked my brains out. happy memories. 2) I live in a very attractive apartment that has just recently increased it's value by £40,000. 3) I have a lot of friends who i see on regular occasions. I never need to phone them. They always phone me. 4) I post on XLT because i like to skive while working in my reasonably well paid job. 5) I haven't heard of DJ Tiesto. 6) or listened to it. |
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1) Lost my virginity at 15 in a club house type place at the back of my mates house, was pretty medicore 2) Just moved back in with my mum cause I spent more money that I actually have 3) Most people I know round here arnt worth bothering with apart from 3/4 peeps who I see all the time and love very much, but do have many mates 4) I only seem to post on here at work now 5) I haven't heard of DJ Tiesto. 6) or listened to it |
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1) I'm a virgin @ 17 2) I live with my parents 3) I've got just enough money to buy stuff i need/want 4) I'm so bored when im home that i post here and piss people off 5) I didnt downloaded a DJ Tiesto mix once.. 6) nor did i listen to it im glad you see the problems ... now, turn off your pc and get drunk somewhere where theres girls too |
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you're such a lame piece of shit... and thats comming from somone who is a lame piece of shit. |
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the virgins are giving eachother advice now. |
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the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! |
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1. I lost my virginity at the late age of 22 in bed surprisingly enough! It was nice. 2. I live above Versailles with my parents and girlfriend. 3. I have lost touch with most of the people I knew and most of the friends I do keep in touch with live all over the world so I don't get to see them much unfortunately. I guess you could say that at the moment I'm a bit of a loner! :) 4. I used to post here because there were many interesting conversations about music and many other things and I learnt a lot. Now I just post to waste my own time really given the general lack of aforementioned threads. 5. I only heard about DJ Tiesto in the context of the Olympic Games 2004 opening ceremony... 6. and after five minutes of that I have no intention ever to listen to him ever again. |
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i dislike sex. i rent a duplex on the fringe of a very posh suburb because i traded in a social life for 11 hour working days and early bedtimes i always visit here after work cause i dont know where else id go :) i downloaded soft cell - what ive listened to it about 200 times in the past few weeks |
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my grandad stuck all of my pornos together with love glue and made a papermache lovedoll for me (does this count as losing my virginity???) |
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yeah thats corrupting enough |
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only if you ate it |
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I would be interested in purchasing your grandfather. |
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1) I am dj tiesto |
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1) I lost my virginity to a prostitute at te age of 19. It was absolutely fantastic. 2) I live in a three-bedroom house on a small terrace in the middle of a Derbyshire village. It's a mess though because I'm too lazt to tidy properly, but it's a comfortable mess. 3) I'm close to social bankruptcy, but that's no bad thing. To be otherwise would be like having a pocket full of rupees in Asda. No use to me at all. 4) I used to be insecure, but Prozac fixed that. 5) I've only vaguely heard of DJ Tiesto. 6) I might listen to him one day, who knows? |
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i like britney spears. |
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1) lost the v @ 17 while camping with my girlfriend. 2) live by myself in a smallish cabin that my grandfather built. 3) moved back to my hometown after college. i was pretty depressed, and in a really bad place mentally, so crawling home and licking my wounds seemed to be my best option. being disolutioned with other people and psychologically unstable, i isoloated myself from my college friends and all but my closest hometown pals. things are much better now. i keep in touch with quite a few friends. things are pretty good. i'd like to have some female companionship i suppose, but i don't feel like i really trust people enough to have a successful relationship, and i'm incapable of making a move anyway. 4) i have a somewhat low self-esteem, but meh... what can you do? 5) never heard of tiesto. 6) never downloaded tiesto. hello, my name is epohs, and i'm a social wierdo. |
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oh, and im hungry..again. |
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pizza ? |
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yes puh-lease ! |
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yeah..i only ate half of it yesterday..i'll finish it today :) |
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cold pizza = awesmoe! |
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hmm..i can't stand it cold. but it's usually even better after i put it in the microwave. |
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my grandfather is not for purchase! although you can hire him for childrens parties where he will keep the kids amused for hours filling balloons with spuz and letting them rasp around the circle of wee nippers! flying spuzz balloons always go down a storm and im sure you will love his rainbow knitted gimp outfit with squeeky groin and bleeping nipples! |
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sounds great...does he do shows outside uk too? |
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Why to a prostitute ? If you are brave enough to go to a prostitute, why not just get an (ugly?) girlfriend...? |
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i might be able to get him to travell but it all depends on shipping costs really! |
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well, it's the easiest, isn't it? ive never used service of a prostitue..yet. |
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shouldn't be more than 300 euros. |
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Id hate myelf even more if Id ever go to a prostitutute... |
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well ill include a free glitter explosian contained within my grandfathers crate if shipping fees are required...... just picture the little kiddies face as an 80 year old in a knitted gimp suit leaps out of a wooden box in a shower of coloured glitter....... |
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no you wouldn't actually. You'd realize that sex is way overrated and its not even half as good as wacking off to pr0n. Seriously. And nowadays its easy to get good looking prostitutes. |
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kiddies here are into horror...i bet he'd make a career overhere. |
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You dont understand, its not about "sex" its about the psycho social component....i have many self doubts |
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You don't need to be brave to go to a prostitute. In many ways I would highly recommend it to all virgins. Prostitutes don't give a damn about your performance, so there's no pressure on you. You're best off splashing out a bit of cash and booking an hour or two with a proper escort, not a street girl. There are many fabulous looking escorts around and to be honest, they're better looking than most guys will ever have the chance of being with ;) |
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i don't think i would enjoy sex with a prostitiute. half of the fun is knowing that the girl likes you enough to want to have sex. i kinda think i'd rather save my money and jerk off. |
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iDont get it. |
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i remember walking once down some street in queens. it was late as fuck and i was heading back from a get together at a well known comedy place in the village called 'the comedy cellar'. so anyways i was heading back home, and when i was about to cross the street. i see this group of about 10 women. by the way that they were dressed you could obviously tell what they were. so i go right by them and i take a good look just because it was the first time i had ever seen such a thing. when i looked at them most of them were so fucking ugly. i could've sworn they were all over the age of 40. i thought i was going to get vd just by looking them. i wouldn't recommend it because not only could u be possibly get arrested but because i dont think any person no matter how disfigured they look shouldn't stoop to that level. that is the lowest of the low, like low up to my balls low. |
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Yeah...same here |
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nor me |
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Give us a fag Ma ??? |
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1. I lost my virginity at 16 in the art room at college. It was around midnight in the dead of winter. Me and my girlfriend at the same had hidden in there, got mildly drunk, eaten pizza and listened to boards of canada by candlelight. It was fucking lush, even though i was very nervous and got a really huge carpet burn on my right knee. 2. I live at home with my mum, although i have the place to myself most of the time, as she's always in stockport with her boyfriend. I wouldn't call the house a "stinking pile of shit", but it's a bit messy and threadbare. My bedroom is a total shitheap though. You can barely move for cds and tubes of paint. 3. I'm socially awkward unless i'm pissed, but not quite bankrupt. 4. I don't need to post about my bleak little locked-groove of a life on here, but sometimes it makes me feel better. I'm trying not to do it as much though, as it's always cringeworthy later on. I come on here too much anyway. 5. DJ Tiesto is really awfuls. Shit, in fact. 6. See above post. |
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I lost my virginity at 9. And you know what? There is no fucking candy in the back of the wagon!!! |
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