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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-27 06:16 [#01373694]
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1) I'm a virgin @ 24

2) I live in a stinking shithole of a flat.

3) I'm socially bankrupt.

4) I'm so insecure I need to post on XLT about my misery
EVERYDAY.

5) I downloaded a DJ Tiesto mix once..

6) I listened to it



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-10-27 06:17 [#01373695]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



welcome !

You are now an official member of the human race


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-27 06:21 [#01373698]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



numbers 5 and 6 are really the pits.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-10-27 06:22 [#01373701]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



google.com


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-27 06:35 [#01373709]
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qrter is right about 5 and 6.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-27 06:37 [#01373710]
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i wish I could help.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-10-27 07:07 [#01373725]
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1) i lost my virginity at 17 after being accosted by two
girls. They both fucked and sucked my brains out. happy
memories.

2) I live in a very attractive apartment that has just
recently increased it's value by £40,000.

3) I have a lot of friends who i see on regular occasions. I
never need to phone them. They always phone me.

4) I post on XLT because i like to skive while working in my
reasonably well paid job.

5) I haven't heard of DJ Tiesto.

6) or listened to it.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-10-27 07:23 [#01373730]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



1) Lost my virginity at 15 in a club house type place at the
back of my mates house, was pretty medicore

2) Just moved back in with my mum cause I spent more money
that I actually have

3) Most people I know round here arnt worth bothering with
apart from 3/4 peeps who I see all the time and love very
much, but do have many mates

4) I only seem to post on here at work now

5) I haven't heard of DJ Tiesto.

6) or listened to it


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-27 07:28 [#01373732]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



1) I'm a virgin @ 17

2) I live with my parents

3) I've got just enough money to buy stuff i need/want

4) I'm so bored when im home that i post here and piss
people off

5) I didnt downloaded a DJ Tiesto mix once..

6) nor did i listen to it

im glad you see the problems ...

now, turn off your pc and get drunk somewhere where theres
girls too


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-10-27 07:30 [#01373733]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #01373694



you're such a lame piece of shit... and thats comming from
somone who is a lame piece of shit.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-10-27 07:32 [#01373734]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-27 07:38 [#01373739]
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the virgins are giving eachother advice now.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-27 07:40 [#01373741]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



the truth?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2004-10-27 07:44 [#01373745]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



1. I lost my virginity at the late age of 22 in bed
surprisingly enough! It was nice.

2. I live above Versailles with my parents and girlfriend.

3. I have lost touch with most of the people I knew and most
of the friends I do keep in touch with live all over the
world so I don't get to see them much unfortunately. I guess
you could say that at the moment I'm a bit of a loner! :)

4. I used to post here because there were many interesting
conversations about music and many other things and I learnt
a lot. Now I just post to waste my own time really given the
general lack of aforementioned threads.

5. I only heard about DJ Tiesto in the context of the
Olympic Games 2004 opening ceremony...

6. and after five minutes of that I have no intention ever
to listen to him ever again.



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-10-27 07:45 [#01373746]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



i dislike sex.

i rent a duplex on the fringe of a very posh suburb

because i traded in a social life for 11 hour working days
and early bedtimes

i always visit here after work cause i dont know where else
id go :)

i downloaded soft cell - what

ive listened to it about 200 times in the past few weeks


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-10-27 07:45 [#01373747]
Points: 2389 Status: Regular



my grandad stuck all of my pornos together with love glue
and made a papermache lovedoll for me (does this count as
losing my virginity???)


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-10-27 07:48 [#01373748]
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yeah thats corrupting enough


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-10-27 07:50 [#01373750]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to dingle berry: #01373747



only if you ate it


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-10-27 07:56 [#01373752]
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I would be interested in purchasing your grandfather.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-27 08:03 [#01373755]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



1) I am dj tiesto


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-27 08:10 [#01373756]
Points: 4570 Status: Lurker



1) I lost my virginity to a prostitute at te age of 19. It
was absolutely fantastic.

2) I live in a three-bedroom house on a small terrace in the
middle of a Derbyshire village. It's a mess though because
I'm too lazt to tidy properly, but it's a comfortable mess.

3) I'm close to social bankruptcy, but that's no bad thing.
To be otherwise would be like having a pocket full of rupees
in Asda. No use to me at all.

4) I used to be insecure, but Prozac fixed that.

5) I've only vaguely heard of DJ Tiesto.

6) I might listen to him one day, who knows?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 08:26 [#01373763]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i like britney spears.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-27 08:30 [#01373764]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



1) lost the v @ 17 while camping with my girlfriend.

2) live by myself in a smallish cabin that my grandfather
built.

3) moved back to my hometown after college. i was pretty
depressed, and in a really bad place mentally, so crawling
home and licking my wounds seemed to be my best option.
being disolutioned with other people and psychologically
unstable, i isoloated myself from my college friends and all
but my closest hometown pals. things are much better now.
i keep in touch with quite a few friends. things are pretty
good. i'd like to have some female companionship i suppose,
but i don't feel like i really trust people enough to have a
successful relationship, and i'm incapable of making a move
anyway.

4) i have a somewhat low self-esteem, but meh... what can
you do?

5) never heard of tiesto.

6) never downloaded tiesto.

 

hello, my name is epohs, and i'm a social wierdo.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 08:33 [#01373767]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



oh, and im hungry..again.



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-27 08:35 [#01373770]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #01373767



pizza ?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-10-27 08:35 [#01373772]
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yes puh-lease !


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 08:36 [#01373774]
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yeah..i only ate half of it yesterday..i'll finish it today
:)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-27 08:37 [#01373776]
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cold pizza = awesmoe!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 08:39 [#01373780]
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hmm..i can't stand it cold. but it's usually even better
after i put it in the microwave.


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-10-27 08:45 [#01373783]
Points: 2389 Status: Regular



my grandfather is not for purchase! although you can hire
him for childrens parties where he will keep the kids amused
for hours filling balloons with spuz and letting them rasp
around the circle of wee nippers!

flying spuzz balloons always go down a storm and im sure you
will love his rainbow knitted gimp outfit with squeeky groin
and bleeping nipples!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 08:47 [#01373784]
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sounds great...does he do shows outside uk too?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-27 09:03 [#01373804]
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Why to a prostitute ? If you are brave enough to go to a
prostitute, why not just get an (ugly?) girlfriend...?


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-10-27 09:05 [#01373811]
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i might be able to get him to travell but it all depends on
shipping costs really!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 09:05 [#01373813]
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well, it's the easiest, isn't it?
ive never used service of a prostitue..yet.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 09:06 [#01373816]
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shouldn't be more than 300 euros.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-27 09:07 [#01373818]
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Id hate myelf even more if Id ever go to a prostitutute...


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-10-27 09:13 [#01373829]
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well ill include a free glitter explosian contained within
my grandfathers crate if shipping fees are required......

just picture the little kiddies face as an 80 year old in a
knitted gimp suit leaps out of a wooden box in a shower of
coloured glitter.......



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-10-27 09:15 [#01373835]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #01373818



no you wouldn't actually. You'd realize that sex is way
overrated and its not even half as good as wacking off to
pr0n. Seriously. And nowadays its easy to get good looking
prostitutes.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-27 09:15 [#01373837]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



kiddies here are into horror...i bet he'd make a career
overhere.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-27 09:20 [#01373848]
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You dont understand, its not about "sex" its about the
psycho social component....i have many self doubts


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-27 09:21 [#01373849]
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You don't need to be brave to go to a prostitute. In many
ways I would highly recommend it to all virgins. Prostitutes
don't give a damn about your performance, so there's no
pressure on you.

You're best off splashing out a bit of cash and booking an
hour or two with a proper escort, not a street girl. There
are many fabulous looking escorts around and to be honest,
they're better looking than most guys will ever have the
chance of being with ;)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-27 09:31 [#01373863]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i don't think i would enjoy sex with a prostitiute. half of
the fun is knowing that the girl likes you enough to want to
have sex. i kinda think i'd rather save my money and jerk
off.


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-10-27 09:37 [#01373879]
Points: 2389 Status: Regular



......


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-27 09:39 [#01373880]
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iDont get it.


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-10-27 09:39 [#01373882]
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i remember walking once down some street in queens. it was
late as fuck and i was heading back from a get together at a
well known comedy place in the village called 'the comedy
cellar'. so anyways i was heading back home, and when i was
about to cross the street. i see this group of about 10
women. by the way that they were dressed you could obviously
tell what they were. so i go right by them and i take a good
look just because it was the first time i had ever seen such
a thing. when i looked at them most of them were so fucking
ugly. i could've sworn they were all over the age of 40. i
thought i was going to get vd just by looking them. i
wouldn't recommend it because not only could u be possibly
get arrested but because i dont think any person no matter
how disfigured they look shouldn't stoop to that level. that
is the lowest of the low, like low up to my balls low.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-27 09:39 [#01373883]
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Yeah...same here


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-10-27 09:40 [#01373884]
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nor me

this could be the prosi you purchase


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-27 09:51 [#01373905]
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Give us a fag Ma ???


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-27 09:52 [#01373906]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



1. I lost my virginity at 16 in the art room at college. It
was around midnight in the dead of winter. Me and my
girlfriend at the same had hidden in there, got mildly
drunk, eaten pizza and listened to boards of canada by
candlelight. It was fucking lush, even though i was very
nervous and got a really huge carpet burn on my right knee.

2. I live at home with my mum, although i have the place to
myself most of the time, as she's always in stockport with
her boyfriend. I wouldn't call the house a "stinking pile of
shit", but it's a bit messy and threadbare. My bedroom is a
total shitheap though. You can barely move for cds and tubes
of paint.

3. I'm socially awkward unless i'm pissed, but not quite
bankrupt.

4. I don't need to post about my bleak little locked-groove
of a life on here, but sometimes it makes me feel better.
I'm trying not to do it as much though, as it's always
cringeworthy later on. I come on here too much anyway.

5. DJ Tiesto is really awfuls. Shit, in fact.

6. See above post.


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2004-10-27 15:57 [#01374260]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



I lost my virginity at 9. And you know what? There is no
fucking candy in the back of the wagon!!!


 


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