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Just been out for a Thai meal and I used chopsticks to eat. I'm a bit messy at it but it's great :D I'd forgotten how much fun it was. Do people who use chopsticks find it fun eating with a fork? Thai beer is nice. SINGHA! |
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i love thai!! i use chopsticks as often as i can and moan when they don't include any in my take-away. love the singha too, as a lot of other asian beers. |
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Thai food is very nice, but i'm nowhere near dextrous enough to use chopsticks. My hands don't work that way for some reason. |
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you don't really need dexterity for using chopsticks, more a sheer bloodymindedness. |
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they're great - use them a lot. i once caught a fortune cookie that was hurled from across the room using standard wooden chopsticks. |
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Using chopsticks usually makes me think: "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS INSANE CUTLERY EVEN LEGAL, NEVER MIND SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE? I WANT TO EAT FROM A TROUGH, BIIIIIITCH". True story. |
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you sounded a bit like an American, then. creepy. |
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chopsticks makes you enjoy your meal much longer, if you use just one you can enjoy your meal for days |
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i think forks are scary depending on how you look at them. |
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Thanks for making me want to kill myself. The Alex Code Of Conduct has been sullied once again. |
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Depending whether they're protruding from a sworn enemy's eye, really. |
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my two older step brothers used to fight a lot as kids, the worst cases being a cracked skull and a fork in the forehead! gay. i'd hate to have someone shove me while i'm eating and ram the fork into my soft palate. |
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I'm loving how this thread is turning out! |
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maybe we can discuss the difference between the history of the fork and the history of chopsticks. I think the history of chopsticks is logical; people just broke some branches of a three and started to eat their food without getting dirty hands, The history of the fork? i dunno |
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I don't think anyone would appreciate a fork being jammed into their forehead. That'd just be silly. |
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here's a gay one: in hell you all have to eat with chopsticks but they are too long and you have to hold them at the end wich makes it impossible to put the other end to your mouth, everyone is well hungry. in heaven on the other hand they all eat plenty yet they have the same obligations with the long sticks, but they feed each other see... |
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a fork is just a stick with a few prongs added - probably started with pricking your food on a twig and then eating it. |
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fuck that is gay. |
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ive got a couple sets of "permanent" chopsticks |
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i think i was on my grandad's lap when he told me that one! ha h :( |
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Surely in heaven they should have the option of using a smaller chopstick? |
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NO, ok? (and no voodoo stuff, tah) :) |
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Forks are good to hold up to your eye and look at your boss, imagining he's in prison. |
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Oh My God, i remember being told that story when i was about 8 on a Trip To Church with my primary school. Weird. |
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with a spoon you can see yourself upside down, wich can be fun if you are already upside down, huh? |
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at first i read "to hold up your eye with" or something similar. i thought it was to taunt your boss... |
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i'm terribly sorry about that. |
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was your granddad gay? ..hey, wait.. |
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well, it doesn't matter how gay it is (although it certainly is rife with faggotry), it makes me feel all warm and tingly. or is that the beer finally kicking in? |
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Did i hear the word "beer"? I think it's time for some anti-vampirism, fellow alex. |
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:) mmmmh beer *checks the fridge one last time* damn! a ha! *remembers* i got a bottle of Dalwhinnie today , so that'll have to do. *just the one glass, hobbes* |
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that was for Alex, but Alex can read it too if he wants. |
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I'm waaaaaay ahead of you there, brother Alex. no, that's not true. I shall have to quickly crack open another bottle! this evening I'm entertaining myself with a delightful Belgian beer called "Leffe", the "blonde" kind: |
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I think all Alexeseses appreciate the mention of beer. |
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yes leffe is good, often a choice round my neck of the woods. *in the background wickywoo's voice can be heard as she passes by* mrs hobbes: is that leffe? "yeah" mrs hobbes: who posted that? "qrter" mrs hobbes: awww he's cool |
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i can't use chopsticks the way it is meant to be used (i was NEVER skilled at anything physical or manual, i remember when i was a little kid how long it look me to learn how to tie my shoelaces for example... actually when i think of it it amazes me how i can play video games o_O), every time someone shows me the proper way to use chopsticks, i try, i get it wrong, they show me again, i try again another way but it's still wrong, etc... most of the time when i try to get it right i end up getting either "the helicopter", or two chopsticks blocked, or one blocked and one completely out of control. and either me, or the person who shows me, or us both, get pissed off and give up. but i can eat using them anyway, in an uncorrect way but which kinda works... more or less easily (sometimes it "snaps" and the food flies over to some place but not very often anymore)... so it's ok i guess! : ) |
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hee hee! :) |
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Goodness! Would that be some sort of "weissbier" or something? I have a love-hate relationship with beers of this kind. They don't make me burpy, but i've yet to find one that doesn't have an undertone of vileness. Oh no, that's "blanche", not "blonde". I'd delete this post but i can't be arsed. I'll shut up and get back to my jack daniels, bought with today's payday wages. It's almost like a stream of consciousness thing i've got going here. Amazing. |
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Other men's wives dig qrter. I call it the "qrter/wife" effect. |
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i'm on the couch tonight it seems. :( |
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Not even an interweb threesome? I thought many webcams would be in use by now. |
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what was this thread about again? |
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I hope that it is a nice couch. :-) |
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that's what I call it too. but with a slight WTF/LOL face. here is a lovely representation of the WTF/LOL face: |
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That's good! Now do Benny Hill. |
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as in: have sex with Benny Hill? if so, I will kindly decline. |
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Much humor has been derived from highlighting the ambiguities in language. Thank you and good night! |
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qrter: im still having a hangover from the leffe blond i drank yesterday in cafe belgie, so prepare for tommorow; you'll know the darkside of leffe-blond |
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i love the avatars of xltronic users, find funy ones to post here ---> |
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chopsticks are fuckin stupid. its like a fork with a pivot. |
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