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do you prefer the feeling of poo? The feeling of pee? or the feeling of fartedly G®uN†€¬S? :) |
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when you have to go, you have to go. |
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i don't prefer either really...i'd be nice if we wouldn't have those needs. |
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and i thought that tragedy threads were stupid.... |
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well.. when you have to pee, that's mostly all there is to it.. when you have to poop, you almost always have to pee a bit too. or is that just the effect of Planet Shope on my system? if so - sweet.. |
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i can't really remember the feeling of either, liberty to me is peeing in an otherwise public area ( when @ night i can't) |
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yeah, but imagine how cool it would be if we didn't have to pee or poop at all!! |
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I would read a lot less newspapers/magazines/books. |
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you mean grunts? |
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haha true :) |
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no, he really means G®uN†€¬S. |
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".. when you have to poop, you almost always have to pee a bit too." quite true that. |
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..and I don't know about you, but I can't do the both at the same time. mostly I need to pee first, then glorious pooping ensues. |
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this place is not exactly what i had in mind. |
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G®uN†€¬S is undescribable.... it is THE "abstract" word.... no other way to put it |
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i was once asked by a girl how men can poop and pee at the same time...she was like, but then you pee outside toilete. i explained to her that men don't grow their penises on their tummies. |
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was asked...ahh |
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..hoping it doesn't do a splasher. i rarely have them, but strangely they have little to do with size. weight and mass have to attain a sort of symbiosis. |
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haven't you ever pooped and peed at the same time? |
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If i didn't have to "G®uN†€¬S" once in a while, i'm sure i would explode. And so would everyone i know. And no, i'm NOT going to explain the magic of G®uN†€¬S. |
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it's the standing up to pee she was maybe confused about! |
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no no...she meant the sittiny style. |
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sitting* |
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maybe she thinks men have constant woodies. |
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she must've had a string of boyfriends with gigantic peniseses. and then she met tolstoyed. |
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not anymore...i explained it real good. |
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haha :) |
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i feel you are very "close to G®uN†€¬S". |
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..the kind of men who have to position themselves into an even, very sturdy stance before even peeing standing up, constantly in fear of toppling forward. |
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so, who here tucks their dick in when they sit down on the can? |
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haha! wich makes me wonder what tolstoyed means by "young girl".... :) |
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.. Phil stylee..? |
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well, don't you pee all over the bathroom if you don't? |
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yeah. |
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Ha Ha Ha Ha.... G®uN†€¬S |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this thread will end up in my favs if it continues in this good spirit. lol @ zaphod!!! as for young girl - 25...which is still young compared to some of you old farts. |
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HA! says the Close To Death Man! :D |
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ive still got couple of years ahead...hopefully :) |
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I'm not too keen when I get a Neptunes kiss (when the water splashes back onto your balloon knot) |
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yes.. when you're dropping the heavy ballast.. |
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that's because you use those water toilets. get the proper ones. |
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Can you imagine yourself being an old fart in an old smelly chair with fake teeth and an audio help pluged in your ear? to be honnest... i don't think that i do.... for anyone i know..... i think it's best to live your good years...... and end it somewhere between 60-70...... but you can't order death thankfully.... never know where and when you're gonna end up.... lol |
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hey, atleast you're not doing . or are you? |
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actually, don't Japanese toilets have this kind of spray thingy, tries to waterblast your ringpiece? the idea of all kinds of hi-tech stuff in my toilet kind of gets me nervous.. that's one place I don't want to have a high chance of electrocution. |
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When I've got to go to Bomb bay it's innevitable 8 ( |
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my grandfather is 94 and doing well...i sometimes think he's in better shape than i am. i try not to imagine too far ahead... |
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you mean - kitty litter? or do you use one of your infamous "young girls" for this..? |
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No, just a regular loo. |
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