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BUCHAREST: An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday. It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. |
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sick shit, maybe it was Dracula?! |
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i read about this...pretty scarry and confusing. |
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fantastica |
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link please! |
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/ |
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woah when did I get to 10k? |
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i HATE it when that happens |
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I read a story about a guy so fucked up on angel trumpets that he cut off his own penis and fried it in a pan then ate it himself. |
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it seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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Woah. What a stupidhead. |
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Haha. |
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what the fuck are angel trumpets? is that pcp? |
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"How to Fake Being a Penis" |
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it's some weird mushroom or plant or something, i dont know much about it other than that it fucks you up and makes you eat your cock |
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try angel's trumpet. yeah here in Canada, it grows on people's lawn. mark: green 'cactus like' bulge. white 'trumpet' like flowers on the end. orange seeds in the middle DO NOT EAT! plz. i've seen enough people gone beyond the borders of control and repose. :] |
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I'm guessing it's some kind of variety of datura plant. Which is basically an indication to go nowhere near it, unless you want to lose your mind for five days. At least. |
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anything that makes you chop off your cock and eat it can't be very good for you. |
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ah yes, that age old addage. |
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it's so old they hadn't even take the 2nd 'd' out of the word yet. |
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I live by that statement every single day. Kerry would win instantly if only he would mention that anything that makes you chop off your cock and eat it can't be very good for you.. |
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i think he's going to pull that timeless classic out at the debates tonight. |
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I'm watching it now. no cock-policies yet. well.. not by Kerry... *winks at audience* |
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bush and kerry seem to be wearing the exact same thing. |
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