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Try to rate your last dream here as you rate films in the well-known topic by danbrusca. Try to give it a title, like the title of a movie, then a short review of it (this is optional, but it will be better with a review, i think, the title is not enough). If you don't remember what was there in your dream plot, you can just rate the feeling you've had when waking up - was it nice to wake up at last after some nightmare or stupid uninteresting dream, or you'd better be late to your job or school or whatever just to see how is this dream going to end. You can supply directors name, if you know it:) ---- EXAMPLE: Aphex live in my kitchen (title) Well, this title is 'pretty self-explanatory'. I just wanna say that i wish I'd sleep for at least one week. (description) 5/5 (rating:) ---- |
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Me and some friends robbed a house. It wasn't that cool really. 3/5 |
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What a fantastic idea for a topic :D Flying Without Wings A KLM airliner loses it's wings and crashes in a small village in the English midlands. To the suprise of everyone it then shrinks to just 20 feet in length and a heroic but ultimately futile rescue mission ensues. 4/5 |
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thanks:) |
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This topic could be a big one! What a great idea! And not just some lame piece of shit thread. In fact i think this might be the best fucking thing i've ever seen!!! YAY MATVEY! You have brightened up my morning! |
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thanks, bill_hicks. I hope it will grow... |
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accosted I spent an entire day pinching womens butts. rate: 3/5 (I didn't just pinch hot butts, but ALL butts!!!) |
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i never have "good" dreams, they are always really distant and creepy, i have trouble remembering them fully, but one time i had a dream but it seemed like i was seeing really as on a computer screen, and you know sometimes the windows will get stuck and will trail all over the screen if you drag them, well my dream was like that, VERY WEIRD and creepy. |
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i have that dream, but i am awake and by myself, but i only dream of it for about a minute or so. then i am all set. |
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Last night: Sea-Doo up north There is this large 1mile or so breakwall that takes you out into lake huron from the river. I was on my 96 sea doo xp (from quiet a few years ago) and was taking a shortcut to get out to the lake that is usually only 2 feet deep. I got off and it was deep so i figureed the dredged it. so i go riding out there, and it's pretty familiar, and somehow end up like in this dam with turbines spinning ABOVE WATER and sucking me in on the jet ski.....i always used to have nightmares (being a boater since i was 1yr old) and having these nightmares about being sucked into the wake of a large freighter ship because i got too close. so now i was being sucked into a turbine in a dam on my sea doo but i wasn't scared in my dream for some reason and had a hell of a time riding thru the surf and escaping it... it was really fuked up because i didnt get scared in the whole dream at all and freak out, like i normally do. eh, weird one. |
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9/10 lasted quite a while, and i didn't freak out. |
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No I can go home satisfied. |
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8/10 i thought my g/f's arm was a valve of somesort, i love those small instances in time when dreams seem reality. |
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I had one recently in which I was with my girlfriend and she seemed strange. So I had a close look at her and it was as if I could zoom in between the atoms that made up her skin. It basically looked (although 'felt' is probably a better word as my dreams aren't all that visual) as if she were made up of microscopic ribbons somewhat like that Escher engraving of the two lovers with busts that look like apple peels. Anyway on closer inspection these ribbons were in fact lines of computer code (not binary, probably c++). This close inspection resulted in me falling into this mass of code. Then the dream went all emotional (as opposed to visual) and I found myself stuck in some kind of infinite recursion. It felt very confusing and clastrophobic and not at all fun to say the least. Then I woke up and everything I looked at looked as if I was obsvering it from a tremendous height. I would look at a book and it felt like the edges of the book were kilometers long. This feeling stayed with me for most of the morning. Yes I've been working too hard! erm 3/5 |
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This thread needs a Monoid dream! |
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My dreams are usually very dark |
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Sport is Harmful It's a dream about some stupid reception or party where organizators have invited a gymnastics girl to perform a jump (wtf) so she did, and when landed, had something broken in her bones; she fell down and cried in pain, while people were embarassed, having any ideas on what is therer to do. Somebody tried to help her lay in a pose, which could ease the pain, but only caused a bigger pain with this. 3.5/5 |
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my mother moved to a new and fancy house, and then gave me weed and keys to her old place so i could have a party, but there were some people in the apartment and we couldn't smoke the weed. 2/5 it was such a stupid dream. what kind of person dreams of smoking :/ |
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Oddioblender + Internet Horror Rating: three ampersands on the ampersand scale. "oddioblender and i were hanging out as usual after school talking about our homework and a new snuff book he bought on the internet and the site had animated gifs of bloody horror we used to scare my mom. then mom said she was going out and was getting food for us from phil's? what was the fancy expensive resturant called? something with a p. oddioblender was happy but at the same time concerned about the expensive meal." * * i've never met oddioblender in person, i don't go to school, i don't live with my mother and i don't know of any fancy resturant called phil's. this was kind of a weird one. |
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group of people was chasing me in a big house...scarray stuff. 4/5 |
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your post is appreciated! |
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Container I am on this ship with many other people -- all of whom are going to China -- as far a I know, we are all American and we have all brought Drugs with us. We do not have or share rooms, but sleep in beds lined-up in a huge hall, this being where we keep our possessions. After a time I return to my bed and, looking at things, notice that some of them are not mine. I seem to have inherited a candy bracelet, and the drugs I brought have disappeared. I go through my pockets. I find a bag I have never seen before. Opening it makes it bigger than it was when I found it -- inside is a book about morphisms, Don Giovanni in full score, and about 10-15 other books. 6/8 |
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i had FUCKED up dreams last night. 1/5 :( |
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unlucky. |
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Just Places At first I am wandering around a cemetery barefoot. The little paths are sparsely paved with something shiny and lightgray; I decide to find a good old tree to sit under and remember the dreams I have had so far; but am distracted from doing this when I pass under some strange bridges to an apartment complex. The ground is muddy, and there are many dead squirrels in this mud. I take it there has been a flood lately. I keep walking down the pathways of this apartment complex; I see that there is a computer lab for people who live here to use; the architecture looks much like my own but with less angles and more arches, curves, etc. Inside a room full of cubicles a woman gets up from typing and leads her boy down the hall, in her hands a letter to be sent to scotland, written in scottish, the fancy letterhead colored red. Several hours of dreams later I am in a park with much of my family. My cousin Emily and I sit on the grass and eat ice cream. Using a pencil made of chocolate I draw lines in my ice cream, then fill in the lines with the other flavors on my plate. I remark upon the clouds, which are this surreal shade of blue and have arrayed themselves nicely. I look at the setting sun and see that it is lined-up on the exact same path in the sky as the rising moon. Soon they may efface one another. I remark to Emily about the beauty of this and lament my lack of a camera; she says that, if I run to the stage where the band is playing, I can get hers. I climb over some playground equipment, then under some monkey bars, where little girl kicks me in the nuts accidentally. She offers to climb on the ground so that I can get on the monkeybars and kick her in the nuts, but I refuse. I run extremely quickly past my dying grandmother who talks to four of her friends; I run so quickly that I almost step on a baby playing under a large willow tree; I am running so fast that I miss the stage and end up at the entrance to the apartments from the dreams much earlier. 9/8 |
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...Using a pencil made of chocolate I draw lines in my ice cream... wow. i'd like to see that. |
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Yes, it was entertaining. |
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I was in a house with a bunch of people and Andy from Eastenders is there and he points to these two women lying on a bed and says he wants them dead within the hour and leaves. Einstein appears and gives them each an injection which he says will make it appear as if they're dead for an hour, but then they'll recover. He then runs out into the garden and hides in the hedge behind the shed. At this point I realise this house is now a house I used to live in when I was younger. Andy from Eastenders is late coming back and one of the women on the bed starts to revive. In a bit of a panic I tell her to lie there and pretend she's dead, which obviously isn't going to work, but hey. So then I'm upstairs with some unknown guy and we're looking out the window. I become aware that the bed with the two women on it is now in the back garden. A cargo plane flies low over the house and in some bizarre act of reasoning I conclude that Andy from Eastenders has flown over the house to see if the women were dead... ...and then he pulls up outside in a Cadillac. He comes into the house and runs upstairs shouting. We find ourselves in a bedroom with my mom sitting on the bed and I have a gun. I shoot Andy from Eastenders in the head and he falls down, but not dead, so I give the gun to mom and tell her to shoot him, so she shoots him in the neck and he dies. 5/5 |
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ok, here's fucked... detched body, my lower half naked in front of me, sucking my own dick and waking up with a hard on. wtf? 5/5 |
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i dont know why, but i suck myself off allot in dreams. |
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Rusty cage containing a cowering small scruffy child. I am screaming and savagely attacking the cage with a road sign which I have ripped out of the asphalt at some point in my travels. Various onlookers whimper and sob. Child is not hurt but I think I made my point all the same 9/10 |
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search two men from militia came to the flat I rent and started to do a search - they payed a lot of attention to files on computer, and when they saw a few old 3 inch diskettes in my bag, they thoroughly examinated them, copying some files from them. They had a search warrant, I asked them to show it. They behaved friendly, but indulgently. I was afraid of them seeing some anarchist stickers here and there, and A1 sized posters on walls, but they seemed not noticing them. After some time they went to the kitchen, where sat behind the table and started to do nothing, talking kindly but indulgently, and I tried to ask them to leave, which resulted in theatrical grief on their faces. I left back to computer for some reason and when returned to the kitchen, I saw them mounting a small microphone under the sink. One of men was kneeled on the floor and mounting it, another sat at the table with a soldering iron surrounded by small pieces of tin. They were disappointed by me seeing this hard work. 4/5 |
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i love all of my dreams. 5/5 |
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About 11 months ago, I had a dream where there were 3 women I work with were all pregnant (in the dream). Well I goto work the next day and I joking tell everyone I had a dream where (lets call them 1,2,+3) were pregnant... well a few people said that they just found out that 1 had been pregnant for two weeks (i had no idea she was). So I was like, wierd... Then at this time 3 turns and says, 'well I doubt it means anything, I allready have 3girls and I dont want another kid'. Okay, so about 7 months go by, and number 2 gets pregnant (who has never had any kids btw). So I'm like "oh snap".... Well about two days ago, number 3 comes up and says " I want to thank you for that dream you had" Immediately I freaked out and said something along the lines of 'get the fuck outta here', but she was serious... I was really creeped out. All of them pregnant within 11 months. 8/10 actually this dream would have been total shit if it hadn't come true... |
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Awesome topic. 0.5/5 for the dream that I dreamed yesterday. |
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my friends we (me and a dozen of friends) had a meeting at some friends flat, and somebody insulted me heavily and without obvious reason. everybody went laughing and appreciatin that insult, while i was completely pissed off with all that, and couldn't calm down; someone was trying to calm me down, without stopping laughing, but i wanted everybody to admit that was unfair to say such a thing (i don't remember what has beed said) and punish the guilty. 3.5/5 |
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Boredom: The Return IV I am at a building site. The council have knocked down a friend from highschool's house, and are building a shell garage there. There is a kind of e-mail-checking cash machine on the wall of the half-built garage, and when i use it there is a message telling me a large number of horrible things about myself. Suddenly i realize i work here, and all the car registration plates on the nearby road change to "P333HLC". This meant something, but i can't remember what it was. I run into the garage thing, which is now my old friend's house. She's inside wrapped in a zipped-up sleeping bag, crying, and she won't come out. I look out of the window and see a plane crashing on the horizon, and the girl in the sleeping bag says to me: "you got a parcel today..." Then i woke up. ... Uneasy, with a hint of foreboding. 2/5. |
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crazy! |
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I had a lovely dream about how there was an underground collection of amazingly beautiful and big breasted girls with lots of knowledge about computers and music making. They were very smart, but very hard to find. Made life worth living again - then I woke up. 5/5 |
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I had a very elaborate dream last night that basically revolved around many teenagers trying to kill me as I ran around the neighbourhood trying to survive. Oddly enough, though I had every opportunity to get away, I kept coming back to the same street like a nitwit. Eventually my cousin came by with an armored van and we shot them all up. That's the gist of it, though this was one of those dreams that seemed to cram a week's worth of information into a few hours. 10/10 |
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Listen to this: My and a group of aliens were travelling in our ship (we had a sort of democratic captainship), ad received a distress signal. We slowed down and one of us (this 10-foot tall mother fucker) took our better remote vehicle to check it out, and came back with the sender of the distress signal, who was a girl though that is unimportant as the following times were just platonic friendship shit. Anyway then all of us trounced around the ship for the rest of the dream, and kept wandering through different figments of memory.. Here's the kicker: then in real life someone called, and upon falling back asleep I was at the beginning of the dream.. except the big dude took me with him, and I got to see the inside of the ship and find the girl! Man it was weird in their; after the main airlock there was an environment with simulated rain falling around the main building as some futuristic decoration.. it was awesome. when we got back to the ship events continued where the other one left off, so there was no re-run material! the other stuff was awesome for me but really internally referential so most likely boring. infinity/infinity |
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all of my dreams are 5/5 but the one i had this morning was 6/6. |
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your story telling powers: 0/3.14159265... |
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dream # 1 - burnt a hole in my pants with a cigarette. 3/10 dream #2 - stole a a rusty bike and was riding it around the town. 5/10 |
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5/5 = 6/6 |
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the one i had the other night with about 50 hawt teenage girls piled on top of one another was pretty damn good |
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... I’m rolling a big donut, and a snake wearing vest… |
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i like having those dreams when i am awake, and i am not imagining it. |
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xanax can make you have really wierd lucid dreams. |
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actually if you eat right before going to bed, i mean right before, you have a lucid dream. |
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