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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 06:38 [#01359070]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker




..to get to heaven?

Kirk Cameron thinks not.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-11 06:40 [#01359072]
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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 06:44 [#01359074]
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let me ask you something giginger; have you ever done
anything wrong in your life?

yes?

well, i'm sorry. you're going to HEEL!


 

offline oyvinto on 2004-10-11 06:45 [#01359075]
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guilty


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-10-11 06:46 [#01359076]
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I once saw a vagina!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 06:47 [#01359077]
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hell.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-10-11 06:48 [#01359079]
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I wank to the BIBLE........unghhhhhhhh


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-11 06:50 [#01359080]
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i have seen a guy much alike Kirk Cameron, looking at girls
with LUST in his eyes.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-11 06:50 [#01359081]
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Have you ever viewed PORNOGRAPHY?


 

offline tnavelerri on 2004-10-11 06:52 [#01359082]
Points: 558 Status: Lurker



Guilty for 9 of 10 commandments!
is that a high score?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 06:53 [#01359084]
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nothing gets my ego pumping quite like coaxing people into
pseudobelief through fear of eternal damnation.


 

offline tnavelerri on 2004-10-11 06:59 [#01359086]
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A god who could make good children as easily as bad, yet
preferred to make bad ones;
who could have made every one of them happy,
yet never made a single happy one;
who made them prize their bitter life,
yet stingily cut it short;
who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned,
yet required his other children to earn it;
who gave his angels painless lives,
yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and
maladies of mind and body;
who mouths justice, and invented hell.
mouths mercy, and invented hell.
mouths golden rules and forgivness multiplied by seventy
times seven, and invented hell;
who mouths morals to other people,
and has none himself;
who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all;
who created man without invitation,
then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon
man, instead of honourably placing it where it belongs, upon
himself; and finally with divine obtuseness, invites his
poor abused slave to worship him.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 07:03 [#01359091]
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hell.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 07:05 [#01359098]
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oh yeah, hell 4 U 2.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-11 09:59 [#01359215]
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oh. wow.


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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 10:01 [#01359219]
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yeah, he really doesn't wast any time getting to the point
does he?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-11 10:15 [#01359233]
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hmm


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-11 10:16 [#01359235]
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oh, wait - now i get it!


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offline uzim on 2004-10-11 11:00 [#01359330]
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religious fanatics are just fucking scary.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-11 11:14 [#01359353]
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JESUS SAVES!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-10-11 11:19 [#01359357]
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do any of you remember who kirk cameron is?

oh yeah i already had the answer no when i thought the
question was simply am i good enough


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 11:20 [#01359358]
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the star of groin pains; mike seaver !


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-10-11 11:21 [#01359359]
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oh thats right i was thinking family ties

but i knew it was the show with alan thicke smoyer


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-11 11:24 [#01359364]
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oh no, that site can't be real... lol! that's so
ridiculous.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 11:24 [#01359367]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



don't forget little ben. he was so cute... until he became
a gigantor overnight and had to be replaced with that little
curly headed bitch.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 11:44 [#01359387]
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jesus-action-figure.com



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-10-11 11:47 [#01359390]
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Heh, i've got one of those.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-11 11:49 [#01359393]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



"What should you do if you find an Atheist?

Bah! I don't believe in anything! I'm staying home on
Sunday!


Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think
they've got it all figured out... ...but then why are they
always so sad?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out
at children or they may even try to trick you into
neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these
grouches. Let the adults handle them."

Heheh. I think this was an awful link of the day at SA
once.
Man, people are fucking INSANE.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-11 11:50 [#01359396]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



WHAAAT

"Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew knows history because his family
lived it!



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-10-11 11:53 [#01359400]
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when you click the characters' heads, it displays
condescending and/or hateful animations.


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offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-11 11:58 [#01359407]
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that site has to be satirical.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-10-11 12:01 [#01359410]
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I mean come on.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-10-11 12:25 [#01359452]
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10 for 10!! woooooo!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-11 12:52 [#01359477]
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hahahahaha

10/10



 

offline yann_g from now on 2004-10-11 12:58 [#01359486]
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this kind of sites should be illegal. if i knew anything
about hacking a site i'll erase this one. this is sick,
unhealthy and guilty. if there is a god and a hell, cameron
will rot there.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-10-11 16:06 [#01359724]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for
"zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not
lukewarm.


i think there's a slight chance it's satire. only slight
tho....


 

offline mimi on 2004-10-11 16:50 [#01359837]
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I hate to break it to you guys, but I saw the E! True
Hollywood Story on the Growing Pains cast or something, and
that guys is fucking nuts.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-11 17:19 [#01359875]
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nuttier than a fruitcake.



 

offline papillon on 2004-10-11 18:16 [#01359954]
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I AM INNOCENT


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-10-11 18:17 [#01359959]
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jesus should be banned


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-10-11 18:20 [#01359968]
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jesus holy christ mother of god


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-10-12 07:49 [#01360612]
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FROWN


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-12 09:07 [#01360675]
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"..Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will
lash out at children.."


lash out at children..?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-12 09:14 [#01360681]
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FUCK! I thought it was another guy called Kirk Cameron!

ha ha!

oh my..!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-12 09:15 [#01360682]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



"I also feel happy that an actor a well known actor was
willing to give up a secular career for his faith. God needs
to always come first and it makes me smile when someone
does."




 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-12 09:17 [#01360683]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Secular is secxy


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-12 09:22 [#01360686]
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secxy it may be, but does it make you smile?

I thought not.


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offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-10-12 09:37 [#01360711]
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all americans are going to heaven, so therefore i will be
bad and go to hell and have a much better time.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-10-12 09:39 [#01360713]
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Are you really from the United Arab Emirates?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-12 09:39 [#01360714]
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are you really from Burkina Faso?


 


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