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And was she fucking drunk!!!! :DD:D:D:D:! Hahahaha! The main reason she called was to say: I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK! Can't ask for a better thing to hear before you go to sleep :D Who cares that she's lying. It's made me EL O EL! |
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who said romance was dead? |
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MY POINT EXACTLY! |
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Maybe it's always been this way, but I don't like how girls these days always tell guys their cocks are so huge. |
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WOWOMGLOLZgetalivejournal. |
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is that saying something about you? |
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how is that a good thing to hear before you go to sleeP? |
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I'm referring mostly to girls telling it to me, that was implied. It's not only manipulative, but shallow, and indicative of how miserable society is. |
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She's drunk. She'll realise the error she made in the morning. She'll ring up and apologise for not saying it was the largest cock ever. |
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BEcause it made me smile :) It was amusing and falling asleep amused can only mean funny dreams. |
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i have a big dick, and what does it do for me? get on slsk everybody, im bored |
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haha she told me that's the second time she has phoned you by mistake. |
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WOWOMGLOLZmakesomeoriginalmusic. |
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well, it's always good to have a laugh (before you go to sleep or anytime... or almost anytime), puts you on a good mood! : ) |
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but you still seem pretty awake, if you catch my drift |
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THAT'S why she called me tubby munster! |
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yeah, that's what i heard :) |
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You knows it! big: Yeah but when I go to sleep I'll remember it and giggle. |
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oh no, an idiot doesnt like my music. Im crushed. CRUSHED. |
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whadaya mean, my girlfriends don't tell me that? ...oh, wait... |
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yes, but will you fall asleep now? |
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dont hurt her too bad now |
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No, she was saying ruddy monster, in reference to my dingaling. |
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your search has returned two matches from the last 5 minutes: 1) posting doesn't indicate caring 2) get a live journal copyright google contradiction services, 2004 |
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post more pictures of your cat! |
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Oort Cloud! |
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Why is everyone picking on you? Have I missed something? |
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Zeus: Good. Didn't you quit the board once? epohs: That's because it's indescribably massive. big: soon. elusive: Ermmm it's not THAT big that it can go from Bedfordshire to Somerset. Lee: Makes sense now. |
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faster than light data transferssss |
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I missed something too. |
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Actually I don't know. I didn't mean to. Just sort of happened. |
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The general arrogance always pisses me off, and specifically this time the tongue-in-cheek comment at the beginning of nacmat's thread. Those are my reasons! Also a good punching bag struggles to fight back. |
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how can you sleep at a 'big' time like this? |
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give me a break... |
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have a kit-kat |
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How about a candy bar? I bought a pile of the fuckers in a fit of misery, and now I'm getting fat off of them. |
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by headbutting the wall. |
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rock! |
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oh shit weird cross-landmass-telepathic |
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haha beat to the joke... |
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which head? |
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yeh yeh yeh (c) |
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YOURS |
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none of my penis jokes come through and i wanted to make a penis thread tonight too |
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DO IT! |
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Didn't Stevie Wonder do a song about this? |
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ecnadniarb post a picture of your cock again to shush 'em all up. |
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mine never comments on size just 'quality of service' shall we say... :D arrrrghh though I'm fucking ill at the moment. spent the night on the sofa so as not to disturb her with the many nasty noises I was making all night long :( |
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She didn't mention quality of service this time. I MUST BE SLIPPING!!!! */me Starts practising for the event by himself* |
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you are so fucking great. hooray for giginger for being great! |
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