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how do you gracefully tell someone that he (or she) gave you an STD? pro lurker, that is me |
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i am midwest too. Just tell them that you have something serious to tell them. Sit them down and say "remember when we had sex the other night? Well i had to go to the doctor" Insert a pause of silence and maybe that will be a bit easier. what did you get? |
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VIRGINPUSHER KNOWS THE SCORE! HE GOES WITH NICE WOMEN BUT SOME OF THEM JUST AREN'T CLEAN! |
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i don't really see a need to be overly graceful. i mean, no need to be an ass. but, i think: you know, you gave me ________. is fair enough. |
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What a great first post at this electronic music forum . I expect great things from you in the future. |
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oh, and welcome to the mix! i would normally give you the introductory shagging, but seeing the direction you took with post numero uno, i may pass this time. :D |
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Perhaps epohs is correct. This is a tougher situation. Let us let the public vote!!! Cmon everyone! And to giginger..... actually there was one girl wo is questionable from my past. :/ But i no longer see her. |
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you simply say: we need to talk they will know exactly what you mean, because chances are they know they have one. |
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holy smokes, thanks guys, you are all so friendly here's the thing, virginpusher: the STD is called HPV, which I believe stands for Human Papillo Virus... it doesn't even affect men. At all. But it causes women to contract serious cancers, like cervical or ovarian cancer. and he will give it to every woman he sleeps with (unprotected,) and he will never even know he has it, cos there are no symptoms... anyway, I thought I'd start out with a bang. |
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Which is bullshit. You should be obligated to tell someone that you have an std before things heat up. That is endangerment otherwise. STD's are no joke and then the possibility of HIV/AIDS. I hate how fuckmachines are passing this shit around. Casual enjoyers of sex are obviously excluded. But to those fucks with mulitiple partners multiple times a day..... you will get yours when your fucking dick turns green/black and fucking falls off. Sorry i know alot of fuckmachines. |
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Do they have anything to treat this with? Or is this one of those untreatable ones? I cant keep track. Theres like 54 stds out there. cancelcheck i want to wish you the best of luck! Listen to "elderly woman behind a counter in a small town" by pearljam! It will make you better! :) ima panda |
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yowza! I am proud to be pecker-free, because there's no danger of having it fall off, if it's not there to begin with... I wonder if a vagina could rot and fall off? that would be embarassing... I wear skirts... |
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BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! BETA! v |
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what is std? |
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*plop* oh, excuse me.... could you hand that back to me? thanks, I'll just put it on ice.... be right back... |
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s t d stands for sexually transgendered dinosaur. they're all the rage in the states, I hear. |
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Good god, I could sit and watch that flashing ass thing for ten hours |
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:( gosh, sorry to hear about this. it looks like this is a pretty serious matter. he needs to know about it asap. "we really need to talk. this is a very serious disease you have. you've given it to me, and possibly others as well." ^ seems like a pretty good way to start. also, your local health department probably has lots of good information about how to deal with these kinds of situations. a really good site. i hope you find some useful info on there. |
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hah! that paints a pretty funny/slightly disturbing mental image. |
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thank you sir! how kind and cordial you are to a perfect straanger. I am actually in the throes of precervical cancer rigiht now as a resutl, I assume, of HPV... I've already had two minor surgeries.. THIS SHIT IS SO MUCH FUN I COULD FUCKING KILL EVERONE ON THE PLANET! |
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SHOPE SIR! Could you get that down to a size suitable for anavatar for out dear Virginpusher please? |
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an involuntarilly detachable vag avatar!... the posibilities are ENDLESS! |
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damn. that's frustratingly bad to hear. |
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that was suppose to be top secret giginger!!!! OMG! EDIT POST EDIT POST!!! |
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someone is going to have to show me the proverbial ropes, here. for example, I get the feeling it's possible to respond specifically to different comments and have them chronologically... uh... represented..... do you know what I think that I mean? HELP |
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hey, virgin pusher.. do you have virgins for sale? or do you just like to push virgins, like down the stairs? |
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nah, that's not really possible. you can 'follow up' a specific post by clicking the number just to the right of the date for a post (looks like you may've figured that out already)... but, as far as i know, there no way to sort posts based on that. |
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are you carls mate? |
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no. he hates me. |
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mr shope, get off the internet. |
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I seeeeeeeeeeee. |
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fancy eh |
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I wish my last name was shope. or shupe. or snope. |
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I prostitute virgin underage girls. You take their virginity and pop their hyman and it only costs $5000. Are you in the market? I have many makes and models. |
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*jumps off the ground floor of a 110 story building* |
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Can you make that avatar work? I cant make it fit because XLT makes you have ghetto small avatars. |
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oh shit, i misunderstood giginger's request!... i doubt it, but i'll get right on it. |
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We need shope. |
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thank you! Jason Shope for President |
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damn, if you were a premium member you could have 40kb... what's the limit for 'regulars'? isn't is something like 12kb? |
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I'll vote for you if you give me a virgin for half price. |
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OH SHIT MY ENGLISH! you are premium. brb... |
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Do you like asian girls? I have one in the basement. How about $2000 and a tenacious D live CD? That current one is 56kb jason. |
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how about five thousand tenacious D live cds, and a dollar? |
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deal :o) |
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kablam! SOLD, to the man in the back with the enormous erection! |
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will this work? |
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yes!! |
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YAY 4 BUTTS ! |
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haha buts maeks me laff!!!! |
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