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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 07:40 [#01349734]
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I have tried everything to get Warp to release a couple of
my tracks. I have emailed them, sent them fruit baskets,
sent anthrax through the post and even sent them a couple of
prostitutes to give out to existing artists. Nothing has
worked.

It is getting to the stage where I am even considering
sending them a demo of my music...it is that bad a
situation. Who would have though being a perspiring
aspiring artist would be so damn hard.

Peace and love.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 07:43 [#01349735]
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Actually do you think live prostitutes might have a more
favourable effect?

Damn, I just don't know...I am meeting myself coming home
over this. I don't even want to be a musician I wanted to
be a magician but my spelling fucked up on my options form
in school.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 07:43 [#01349736]
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Update: Still no change.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-01 07:46 [#01349737]
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are you gonna be on bleep?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 07:47 [#01349738]
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Depends on how hard the server is to hack I suppose.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-10-01 07:53 [#01349740]
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I thought they were reasonable...people?


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-01 07:57 [#01349743]
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warp signs only gravenhursts since now.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-01 07:58 [#01349746]
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warped


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-10-01 07:59 [#01349747]
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Dl it last night. How is it?


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-01 08:03 [#01349750]
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I haven't got the chance to check their music out. Shame.


 

offline Komakino from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2004-10-01 08:04 [#01349751]
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get a refund


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-01 08:04 [#01349752]
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did you try sending your own undergarments in?


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-01 08:06 [#01349756]
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ecnadniarb, start your own label. warp will die in envy
convulsions when your awesome release will sell billions of
cawpies universewide.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-01 08:09 [#01349760]
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cowpies?


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-10-01 08:10 [#01349761]
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ecnadniarb cover shoot


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-10-01 08:11 [#01349763]
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Fav+!!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-01 08:15 [#01349765]
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how is the Lee/warp situation at this moment, Lee?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-10-01 08:52 [#01349790]
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how was it?


 

offline dopper from Bern (Switzerland) on 2004-10-01 08:57 [#01349796]
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perhaps you can ring them up and sing to them down the
phone

020 7284 8350

:)



 

offline big from lsg on 2004-10-01 09:05 [#01349803]
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261319_big.jpg


Attached picture

 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-10-01 09:07 [#01349806]
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are there still those bears in bern?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-01 09:08 [#01349808]
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there's music emanating from his dong.

is it your music, big?

is it meant to be played on peniseseses?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-10-01 09:50 [#01349838]
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erm, though questions
i dont know, what do you think?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 10:45 [#01349874]
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Update:

Warp have now been in touch and say that they will consider
giving me a release on one condition. That condition is
that I understand the condition attached to the release. As
a result I have asked for three weeks to consider their
offer to see whether the condition is acceptable. I will be
consulting the following people:

qrter
horsefactory
dog_belch

as it is obvious that the rest of you aren't good enough to
be consulted.

Thanks for everyones words of support and gay pictures. It
means a lot in these dark times and I would just like to add
that without your support I would probably have been signed
a lot sooner.

Love <3.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-10-01 10:48 [#01349876]
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I will now go out and buy and an expensive espresso-machine,
so I can offer Lee a frappucino while engaging in a feisty
consultation.

also need to get some trendy glasseseses to wear. and a
brick to smack straight into my eyes so I will need to wear
glasseseses.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 10:54 [#01349892]
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The extra effort you go to for me is the reason you are one
of the most loved members of this board even though I voted
for horsefactory in the grand final.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-10-01 14:54 [#01350275]
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ill have a word with them. that's no way to treat
ecnadniarb!!!!!!!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-01 15:40 [#01350345]
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You are almost a perfect human being. You should have came
5th in the best xltronic member competition instead of
whatever place you came.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2004-10-01 15:41 [#01350348]
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Depends on how hard the server is to hack I suppose.

LOL


 


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