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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 15:56 [#01346034]
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This board is boring tonight.... sorry... But it's true....
Lame posts... Lame threads.... Pfff... You have to get it on
a bit more... USE YOUR IMAGINATION..... Don't think too much
though.....

"THIS IS AN ADVICE, NOT A CRITIC"


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 15:57 [#01346036]
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this will be remembered, mate.

leonard cohen is ok no?


 

offline yann_g from now on 2004-09-27 16:01 [#01346038]
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u haven't even reviewed my track, just like everybody.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 16:04 [#01346039]
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you havent' reviewed my story.... im not making a big deal
out of it dude.... chiLL... Your track wiLL be reviewed....
;)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 16:07 [#01346041]
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christmas, not too subtle, uhm, not bad, not my thing,
sorry, keep going i suppose though, smiley.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:15 [#01346043]
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planet Abstract


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:16 [#01346044]
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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:17 [#01346046]
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planet Abstract


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:17 [#01346047]
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planet Abstract


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:18 [#01346048]
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planet Abstract


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-27 16:18 [#01346049]
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BROING


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 16:19 [#01346050]
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planet Abstarct


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:20 [#01346051]
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planet Abstract


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:21 [#01346052]
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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:22 [#01346053]
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planet Abstract


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offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 16:24 [#01346054]
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planet Abstcart


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:31 [#01346057]
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planet Abstract


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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 16:31 [#01346058]
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very nice pics :-D


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-27 16:34 [#01346062]
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Can I play too?


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-27 16:41 [#01346068]
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Can anyone remember the lyrics from the "Puzz 3D" advert. I
can only remember:

"something about old style puzzles flat
well this is what new Puzz 3D
is doing a-bout that

it's going up
it's going up"

This is important.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 16:42 [#01346071]
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G-R-U-N-T-E-L-S


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-09-27 16:43 [#01346072]
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is that you hobbes? i think its a cool pic


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 16:43 [#01346073]
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not me no. iim not oscillik.

and no it's not oscillik.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 16:45 [#01346074]
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i'm*

*decorations*


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-27 16:50 [#01346080]
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"once upon a time there was God, and he lived up a mountain

in a house made of candy canes. but once his foot got stuck

in the vacuum, so he shouted in it "AAAAAHHHH!!!!", then
"ALL MY FOOT ARE NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!!". which almost
created the world, but it just created a piece of cheese. -

- that's when he remembered that he hadn't created the world

yet, so his mountain, candy cane house and vacuum couldn't
exist. "wow", he said, "that's some crazy shit, i got my
foot stuck in a non-existent vacuum." and that was true.
then the cosmical catgirl of the Nearby Galaxy said "~nya!",

which caused a cosmical apple to fall on God's head and he
said "ouch.", which created half of the world, then "fuck",

which created 97% of the other half of the world. and then a

panda ate him to death, and he died, and the cosmical dogboy

of the Third Galaxy On The Right said "arf"."

~virginpusher


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 16:50 [#01346081]
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This is me...


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-09-27 16:54 [#01346088]
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I don't blame MacdNald, But Jap boy, Don't eat it on the train.


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-27 17:05 [#01346093]
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hey, that's not all virginpusher's... : P


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-27 17:14 [#01346101]
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well it was posted by one


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-27 17:15 [#01346102]
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was he STEALING


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-27 17:26 [#01346105]
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straciatella ice cream
the ice cream turns into a big monster which swallows the
background of the visible universe, then burps
so the monster explodes and inside its belly there is a girl
called Straciatella
she has long messy hair and walks away down the street
searching for a klaxon (in my dictionnary they said
"hooter"... o_O) for her bicycle but she doesn't have a
bicycle
suddenly she opens a tree and finds one
a green bicycle
she runs away
so i look at my empty ice cream cone and get disappointed
bah, i just eat the waffle.
...it tastes like perfume
she dropped perfume on the waffle. but i eat it anyway and
then i get flu
and i'm wearing a shirt with buttons on it
i'm in a white appartment with a flu on the bed
the nurse comes but in fact no, it's a dolphin
dolphin starts squeaking i say fuck off dolphin leave my
head alone
and my head falls down like a broken bilboquet, falls down
the floor and rolls and down the stairs and crashes against
the wall
my gazeous soul escapes and looks like a frog
i think, croak, then i think croak again and then croak
and then a methedrinatical equation but that doesn't mean
anything
so i see pictures of stevie wonder singing in my head
and i'm reincarnated it's in 1984 and i'm at a stevie wonder
concert
i look at my body and think wtf? but then i hear the music
and i'm happy
and i drink tequila
a lot of glasses
and then i get drunk and dizzy and wow, like, pink purple
circle flamingos and stuff, groovy a piano coming my way
singing i'm a fucking crocodile with a big voice
i can't hear stevie wonder because of the fucking crocodile
piano so i throw up on a man and sober up instantly power
up!
but the man is somewhat upset
so he runs after me
and i run away screaming
running away in the town at night


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-27 17:26 [#01346106]
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this seems like new york, i've never been to new york
my hair is grey and grows longer and longer as i run
they attack the guy who runs after me
he chokes on my hair then tears my hair off and falls to the
floor swearing
and i get away with some of my hair less
and i go to a bar
it’s a red bar
with a saxophone
a skeleton jazz band, three skeletons playing
i order a cognac
and there’s faye valentine nex t to me
i say something but she says i’m drunk and walks away
a guy smokes
the smoke fills the bar, i’m getting lost in the smoke
which is getting thicker and thicker
when the smoke finally gets thinner i can see that i’m not
in the red bar anymore
but in a grey banquise, sitting on the ice since i can’t
stand because the ice is slippy
there are pinguins
they go like “week, week, week!”
i scream what the hell is that i don’t get it
a plane flies through the air, it’ s the plane you see at
the end of south park episodes after the credits
whoa, i look at the plane and i’m like, mesmerized
and this makes me peaceful
so i go towards the pinguins and talk to them
and they talk physics and philosophy with me
i build an igloo and chat with the pinguins
then bobo comes to me and says “hey what are you doing?
we’ve gotta go ice climbing!” he thinks i’m nana
and then i say “i’m not nana, nana is outside in the
park” so he goes away but i forgot to offer him a hot cup
of tea
that’s not very polite but i’ll give him another one
next time,
maybe he’ll come with nana.


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-27 17:28 [#01346108]
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http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?topic=57415

....virginpusher did create the topic, ok. : )


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-27 17:33 [#01346110]
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o yes i remember now, see i just saved it for later and it
said virginpusher so I assumed he posted it...OOPSIES


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-27 17:33 [#01346111]
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..coming from the guy who gave us such shit threads as "Do
it!!!" and "Don't do it!!!".


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 17:35 [#01346113]
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" your funny" she said with an insistent whine.
i felt terrible, the whole world suddenly felt like my
soggy corn flakes, staring at me. he knew how to get me, he
knew i liked my soups...

"i beg to differ" he spat.
"boring? boring how?"

don't push my fark chihiro.




 

offline uzim on 2004-09-27 17:36 [#01346114]
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^^ no problem


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 17:37 [#01346115]
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first person to do what he wanted in the first place i
think.
bravo.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-27 17:41 [#01346118]
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how do you mean, perchance?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 17:41 [#01346119]
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ha Ha..... right.. . i didn't make them boring.... I gave
freedom with these threads... and then, i let everybody
write whatever they want.... So, don't blame me if they
are boring.... lol


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-09-27 17:42 [#01346121]
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-27 17:43 [#01346122]
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you see, in my likkle world.......


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-27 17:44 [#01346123]
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a-ha.

so everybody elses threads are boring, but yours aren't
because you can't help it. how convenient.

sadly, their concept (as in: title + the initial message) is
to me about as unimaginative and therefore boring as you can
get.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-09-27 17:47 [#01346125]
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you're mixing things up a bit.... i never said that my
threads weren't boring.... Read, before replying. i can
get as boring as it gets im sure....

You are getting very unboring qrter.... And CLEVER....
keep up the good work ;)


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-09-27 18:09 [#01346140]
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i like this little battle of wits. a crying baby vs. a
little kid sticking out his tongue.
this thread sucks.


 


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