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ArchRival on 2002-01-22 16:42 [#00073568] | |||||||||
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Let the battle begin Round 1 Eat THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck AFX messageboard rhyming / You're just clogging up my modem / It's like I'm the cerebellum and you are the scrotum / What are we, three? / Making allusions to cartoons, for real! / I bet you ARE a Ninja Turtle / You're April O'Neil / Your rhymestyle's pussy / Go put on a dress / You couldn't be more pansy if you were RuPaul with bigger breasts / I profess / A lyrical mess / Never regress / Just make sense / I think it was stated best by Canibus / "Your last rhyme was only half as good as my next" / I don't mean to be meticulous / Titsworths verse will be ridiculous / I don't wanna have to pick at this / But it's like you aimed at me and missed / The vocabulary protagonist / I've shown salutary neglect in this / But now I'm back to broaden minds as I strike harder than a dragon's fist / You got so few good rhymes that your mind's naked like Mystic / Let's be realistic / I could wreck you like I'm auto and you're stickshift / V12 with more verbal horesepower than 400 stallions / I display valiance / As I run shit like Italians / The transcendentalist mentalist / I'm more lyrical than Emerson's best / A elec music fundamentalist / I could massacre you at my gentlest / I was watching the Late Show and the Top 10 List for fun / And to my surprise Titsworth appeared at number one / I knew it couldn't mean the best emcee in the for-UM / And then they announced the topic: Cats that caught wreck from the "Old Gun" shogun Archrival, son Eat that :) |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 17:11 [#00073590] | |||||||||
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"It's like I'm the cerebellum and you are the scrotum" ok then... that's where I stop reading... |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-22 17:12 [#00073591] | |||||||||
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Yo, check this out/ Ophecks in da house!! Kickin' yo ass/ Like Cat on Mouse! |
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Ironlung from The Basement of the ALAMO on 2002-01-22 17:12 [#00073592] | |||||||||
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niiiiiiiiiccccceeeeeee..... tits has been called out |
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Narkotic from stupid american on 2002-01-22 17:16 [#00073594] | |||||||||
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this method seems to work a lot better whilst in person having people gather around.. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 17:16 [#00073595] | |||||||||
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this is kinda stupid in a message base like this... cause the real talent is rhyming off your head... how do we know you didn't sit down for an hour and write all that out? |
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Ironlung from prayer session at the porcelin throne on 2002-01-22 17:19 [#00073599] | |||||||||
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tru, its like showering with a raincoat on...just doesnt work actually |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-22 17:35 [#00073602] | |||||||||
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This is a AFX Twin messageboard battle, just for fun :) Directly from the top of my dome...no not everything. |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-22 17:38 [#00073603] | |||||||||
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Come On Titsworth gimme something. You can sit down for 3 hours and write if u want, you still aint got a chance :) |
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Narkotic from stupid american on 2002-01-22 17:55 [#00073612] | |||||||||
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you should know better than to try and battle with a guy that calls himself "titsworth" reminds me of some dumb knob that wears a hat with a propellor on it and bucky teeth |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-22 18:09 [#00073620] | |||||||||
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LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-22 18:10 [#00073621] | |||||||||
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"dumb knob that wears a hat with a propellor on it and bucky teeth" Yeah! shoulda known better. |
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Archrival on 2002-01-22 20:17 [#00073672] | |||||||||
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ArchRival on 2002-01-23 16:49 [#00074120] | |||||||||
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Dont try to hide from this one!! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-23 16:51 [#00074122] | |||||||||
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Heh heh... There's no escape! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-23 19:08 [#00074153] | |||||||||
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how about this for some sweet ass rhyming!!! "My rhymes rule, and yours drool!!!" |
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Archrival on 2002-01-23 19:24 [#00074163] | |||||||||
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nice one Funkmaster :) You got mad rhyming skills DOG ;) I got to admit that I really like your name "Funkmaster" its very nice and kinda funky too |
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Archrival on 2002-01-23 19:26 [#00074164] | |||||||||
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Come on you beggin for some kinda whup ass Titsworth, dont be shy bust your illest rhymes :) |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-23 19:26 [#00074165] | |||||||||
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yeah that's what my posse tells me, they all say I got skills yo... and thanks man, I'm touched that you like my name *sniff* :) |
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Archrival on 2002-01-23 19:34 [#00074169] | |||||||||
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I know, my name sucks....but hey, im still the almighty supreme archrival. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-23 19:35 [#00074170] | |||||||||
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Yo, Ophecks in da house! /Kickin' yo ass like cat on mouse! Do you smell that, bitch?/ It's my mudda fuckin' fist! Put up a foot up yo ass!/ I'm like the sky and you like the grass! I'm so high above you/ I'm gonna do the opposite of ''hug you'"! (shut up, I know that's bad) So git on the ground and bend over like Red Rover! We got the bitches in the long limo jumpin/ You hear dat? It's yo mamma and me, humpin'!!!!! Archrival he got the rhymes, and the rythym... Whatcha gonna do, Titsworth, can match em? There's prizes up for grabs/ Who's gonna snatch 'em? You bitches say I look like Seth Green/ You ain't seen NOTHIN' yet! Wait till I get big and strong/ Like the Hulk, then your match is met! Like FUCK I'm gonna let you push me 'round/ Make like a PERP and get on the GROUND!!!! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-23 19:35 [#00074171] | |||||||||
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
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Archrival on 2002-01-23 19:37 [#00074172] | |||||||||
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Ooohh shit!!!! |
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Archrival on 2002-01-23 19:47 [#00074174] | |||||||||
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OOOoooshit we got a new blazin MC who step in the arena!!!! Rookie of the year! No other than Ophecks Ophecks THAT WAS HOT! Ophecks splashin titsworth to pieces. Peep this i'll bring you mad sickness, like sicle cell and syphillis/when im hittin this the witnesses jump in the abyss/its do or die, and suicide is the easy way out/your style mad played out/ i serve rhymes like take outs/ like the tv show cops,when i drop ish its deadly/so why try to test me?/ameteur, you aint ready/ cause this brotha "rocks steady",when i bebop,/ destroy yall "idm" thugs with a knee drop/ me and my rhymes when we sin, it aint no tellin when we stop/ yall rhyme writers, yall couldnt decipher each plot /you dont wanna start with me!!!/ ill cut your veins and arteries/ill have you yellin"MAMA, ARCHRIVAL IS SCARRIN ME!!!!!!/ill open up your eyelids and dive inside your iris/ill type a rhyme online and cause a computer virus/im 2 ill for most brothas to even contest/next battle better come equiped with a bullet proof vest!!!! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-23 20:04 [#00074178] | |||||||||
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Hmm, I dunno, my rap was pretty sick, but not in a good way... more like a ''skinny little white boy with no style'' way! :-D It was funny, though! That shit is fun to do... |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-24 02:59 [#00074309] | |||||||||
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damn, i'm so sorry dude.. haha. i've been away from my computer for a couple days and i JUST saw this thread. i might hit you up with something tomorrow tho. i didn't even read what you wrote yet, i'm sure it's good. i'll read after i send this.. |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-24 03:57 [#00074333] | |||||||||
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nevermind. i decided to sit down for 15 minutes and write a comeback. it ain't much (sloppy as hell). i considered waiting till tomorrow and listening to a couple of my favorite emcees cos i haven't listened to hip-hop in a week now. but, like you, i wanted to keep it straight from the dome..... gnome ;) took me bloody long enough to type it tho (had it on paper). ----- So now I finally reply to this fool ArchRival / Throw the rap dictionary at you with more force than a redneck muthafucka with his Bible / Quit laughing / I'm psychic like Warwick and it's your future into which I'm tapping / Lyrically I shred you into filigree / This is irreparable damage so you can forget the pedigree / My rhymes break you down like an independent clause / Sharp words bring on your early menopause / Cunt / This assault will leave you as brittle as a Christmas tree in June / You'll be dead immediately, if not, soon / So you've proved you can spell fundamentalist, as if it weren't phonetic / Why don't you select some more easy ass words to keep it copacetic / Like Local H baby, you're so pathetic / You're like the Pinto to my Intrepid / Son, your weak freestyles come across fucking tepid / Bitch, your style is lukewarm at best / Just like the tainted, sour milk dispersed from your mom's flabby breasts / I saw them one time when your mother was coughing / Then I called it: she's too sick from being sperm-a-holic / I peeped her suckin' balls from down in the Baltic / and getting sloppy with Asian chumps who pull jalopies / I caught her gargling cum from 12 year olds in Viet Nam / and chewing big red dicks in dozens of wigwams / Hell, it's a wonder you were ever born / Seems like everyone but your father was getting blown / I bet she'll try to freak you next / I already saw her fondling your spent sperm rag Kleenex / that you left next to your Lil Bow Wow CD / Thinking someday you'd like him to whisper "Rape me" / Then you'll slide your little pecker into his tight brown ass / and shoot your diseased jizz in two seconds fast / I'm not like you though / I prefer girls, yo / You see they call me Titsworth for particular reasons / I be fuckin' womens twats and breasts throughout all seasons / and when I'm done I can send you what's left / "Oh but Titsworth, you know I like boys, surely you jest / I just want to sneak into their rooms and cut their cocks off and stuff them in my mouth / Sorry for all the braggin' / but I'm simply the best faggot / I taught my mom everything she know / from how to rhyme wack, how to smoke crack and mostly how to blow" / Well go ahead and team up with your boyfriend Ophecks / because when the tits start a-wobblin' you know it's the best / Word. ;-D |
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Aaladorn from mp3.com/aaladorn on 2002-01-24 04:27 [#00074338] | |||||||||
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"Momma, I'm scared of the battleraps" "We all are, hun" Seriously, this is not cool, not cool. Rap doesn't look good on paper, not at all. My head doesn't work with rap rhythem or some shit. Werd out yo, Aaladorn |
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silverflux from nyc on 2002-01-24 04:31 [#00074340] | |||||||||
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tsk, tsk, tsk...such language. ;) |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-24 07:52 [#00074359] | |||||||||
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Nice one titsworth, but the flow was kinda lackin....anyway heres my response My rap style hits so hard it makes you read with your nose,walk on your hands and spit out you butt hole./ yeah,you sought gain,but Archrival brought pain/i'll cause your thought train to derail in ya brain/Battle? You dont want me to get on to that!/ Ya style sounds like its jacked from a Laundrymat!/prisoners broke out when Arhcrival spoke out!!!!!/prozac got me doped out so people think i smoke out/but i never was convicted of any vast crime/living in the future is my favorite pastime/pussy, you insulted me for the last time/ill bring you to tears before i reach my last rhyme/I warned you before why try to test me unprotected???/i leave ya weak attempts straight deflected and rejected/now can i get a moment of silence...../my raps is lika a science/to damage one line you have to start a whole alliance/Im defiant as a tall skyscraper, the mic raider/ You get burned like some weed, thats rolled in white paper!/ Goodbye hater!/ I demolish ya mindset/ Its hot in my area, so find another climate/ The rhymes that I spit was toofilthy to-taste/ So you espectorate and downed a whole tube of Toothpaste!/Other emcees came close and got kil't/ You weak in the knees, hey "Tits" you got milk?/ |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-24 15:37 [#00074449] | |||||||||
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actually my flow was pretty good. i switched it up a few times. it's hard for either of us to really tell what kind of rhythm we're going for. mine's a little more complex cos of the emcees i listen to. i'm sure you listen to a lot of the same, so yours could've been the same way. ;) the sloppiness was stuff like i shoulda made "faggot" rhyme with "bragart" instead of "braggin'", stuff like that. anyway this is fun, i hadn't "freestyled" since like october and i'm starting to get into it now. ----- So you keepin' it streets / Well I'm talkin' 'bout semen and vas deferens feats / Never want that / but it comes though / splashin' your mom in the face while she lay low / You sound like you ripped your rhymes off a middle school playground / imagining shitty 303 beats in the background / Fucka, I could give a fucka 'bout your weed / We all know you're just smoking my dried seed / So quit getting high off my offspring / and think of some better rhymes to be offerin' / Nigga, your imagery is just wack / You're the cranium of a retard and I'm Adonis's nutsack / So stay back / cos I'll paint your face Steve Albino like fucking Shellac / but nevermind that / I need you to know / that I deliver milk, rhymes, and ass kickings to a sucka emcee's do' [door] / from early in the morning / through all twenty-fo' / It's only hot in your area cos yo mama twat keep fawtin' / So keep your ass glued to yo seat cos fucka I'm just startin' / Nuck nuck f'r33l |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-25 03:22 [#00074672] | |||||||||
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bump for archie |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-25 05:14 [#00074729] | |||||||||
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c'mon muthafucka!!!!! quit hiding! haha (i'm going to sleep tho, i hope for a reply in the morning!) |
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JOB on 2002-01-25 05:30 [#00074732] | |||||||||
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heh i'm totally not into that rhymin stuff but hey yo G cat smokin da weed bat, drop tone beats wit da shufflin feets no more worries cuz outside da flurries gonna shut da shit down, yo clown, in my town it snow, like a white flow from da sky to yo door, then u be up at 7am, look at the fukkin mayham, white shit all over, under and over, time to break out da shovel, and get the love O all da peeps stuck in their cribs, like stoopid little babies with stoopid little bibs, muthafuckas don know wuts its like, when da shit snows. yeah dont ask thats totally off the top of my head. |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 09:14 [#00074754] | |||||||||
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Titsworth Courier!!!! that was definitly a hot one!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I thaught that this was going to be a easy one, you got very very good skills (no joke, I mean it). You really stepped up to a much higher level on that last one, im really feeling the last one (better flow on it too). Shit I better come raw on this one (im on my job, gonna post later) :) PEACE |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 09:20 [#00074757] | |||||||||
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"mine's a little more complex cos of the emcees i listen to" let me guess...Kool Keith, Company Flow, the whole Anticon crew, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, Del The Funky Homosapien, Aesop Rock, MF Doom, Aceyalone, Zion I etc etc am I right? |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 09:22 [#00074759] | |||||||||
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"i'm starting to get into it now" yeah definitly but.......PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! :) |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 09:23 [#00074760] | |||||||||
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while im into Puff Daddy, JA Rule, Master P No Limit and the Cash Money click and DMX. :) |
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|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2002-01-25 09:40 [#00074765] | |||||||||
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yo yo look at me im p diddy, what a joke. |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 11:02 [#00074789] | |||||||||
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no no look at me it p diddy what a joke. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-25 13:30 [#00074824] | |||||||||
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I'm going to make another rap and blow you fuckers out of the water. Yeah. |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 13:36 [#00074827] | |||||||||
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This battle can go one forever (I got rhymes for years) lets say 4 rounds. Unreal skill kills at will/ Still willing to steal your surreal steel seal/ for real, I’ll win 4 to nill/ I instill fear, to make you feel/ like Jack after Jill/ broke his crown on the hill/ I stay still, cause you’re as intimidating as Bushwick Bill/ Killin you, like the Jews did Jesus/ Ignorance spillin out your eyes since you were a fetus/ Yeah I keepin' it street while you afraid to walk, talk as I stalk faggots like u on the pavement/ Get ready for the settlement, slayed millions of you like Hitlers enlistment/ Titsworth" gets left on the street, like concrete/ left on the street like old Christmas trees and wreaths/ read my lyrics and retreat/ I aint ripped shit, the only shit i ripped is "Titsworths" tits apart /I still flow better over 303 beats than tits flows over my mums farts/ "U aint startin shit" with your weak ass flow when you try and utter words, you stutter/ nothin comes out like a Windex bottle tryin to spray peanut butter/ I see through your rhymes like windows without shutters/ the words i mutter, leave you shakin like Michael J. Fox/ Sit and pause, as you receive the premonition that you’ve lost/ knowin you’re incompetent at prominence will leave you talkin nonsense/ You’re progression has ended, its gotta be depressin, knowin that you’ll always be second/ Archrival claims the 4 best verses in this tournament/ You’re the same as the rest, a name on the list of defeated men/ You got crashed, laughed at, harassed in this class/ On the way out dont let the door hit you on your ass/ next time learn the alphabet so you can pass/in All Battles "CannibalArchrival" Destroys Everything Fragile/ Growing Headlines “Itsworth Just Killed" Left Murdered Near Ordeal/ |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 13:46 [#00074829] | |||||||||
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Yeah Ophecks gimme some more hot shit from your ill vocabulary!!! :) im starvin for some more sick rhymes Your new official name is "Ophecks DA Ill Lyricist". heheh |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 13:50 [#00074831] | |||||||||
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Thats it I won, you cant come better than that. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-25 16:40 [#00074860] | |||||||||
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(keep in mind this is tongue in cheek, and I giggle while I write this... don't hate me because I suck :-D) YO!!! Check 'dis out!/ I been wheelin' and dealin' and misbehavin'/ plotting my moves in advance/ Like a raven! Cold hard calculation/ Rulin' the nation/ I just got a Playstation! My mind is all bent out of shape/ Intellectual rape/ don't make me vomit, like Haley's comet/ I just ate! Your rhymes don't have nothin' on mine/ stick 'em where they're out of sight / they make me laugh like two clowns doin' a 69/ don't make me bite your leg like my main man Iron Mike! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee/ That's what my momma told me/ We'll see if girly voiced Mikey/ can take a chunk out of Lennox's left knee!/ This battle of the masterminds/ has me feelin' like bustin' out the hot rhymes/ it's just like old times/ good vs evil/ fuckin' goin' crazy like Evil Kenievel! In conclusion, rappin' ain't like nuclear fusion!/ Keep it simple!/ Keep it real, before I give you a contusion! Now get outta my way 'fore I bust a cap in 'yo ass/ concussion blast! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-25 16:41 [#00074861] | |||||||||
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*takes a breath. I lost mine due to laughing uncontrollably |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 19:36 [#00074915] | |||||||||
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HAAHAHAHAH LOL I swear that WAS ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like your style, its kinda....hmmmm......Its very original indeed. Never heard anything like that I must say. You should go for a career as a MC (you got a nice voice and lots of attitude?) I got some hot hip hop beats I made, let record a collabo. |
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Narkotic from stupid american on 2002-01-25 19:38 [#00074917] | |||||||||
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nice voice? that aint shit these days... remember easy e? or that new fool dj quick? they gots some gay voices, but people listen to em'... dope rhymes.. |
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ArchRival on 2002-01-25 19:39 [#00074918] | |||||||||
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Sick kinda MC PAul Barman style at the same time corny a la dunno?`Its just strange |
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Narkotic from stupid american on 2002-01-25 19:40 [#00074919] | |||||||||
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agreed though..ophecks those were some dope rhymes... how long it take you do do that? wasn't really freestylein' was it? |
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