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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-25 20:39 [#00074929] | |||||||||
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del, keith, flow: yes aesop and ace: heard a little the others i honestly haven't heard of i do love hip-hop but i don't get as into it as much as electronica or experimental rock. anyway :) as you, i'm sure, realize, i wasn't saying your interests in hip-hop were shallow, just that you stuck to an easier flow and i made a more complex one (which is what i'm used to doing). i adapted more to your style for the second one tho (which is more cohesive but i don't think the imagery is as good). p. diddy in the fam who you know do it better? ;) paul barman is no joke. i love that guy. i haven't read your reply yet, i'm waiting till i finish up the thread. reading ophecks now. that clowns doing 69 line cracked me UP. ophecks is doing really well for someone just trying out "this rap shit." and this thread is hilarious considering we're all on an aphex twin message board. one time i was "freestyling" on dalnet irc #rap and i referenced aphex twin and the "come to daddy" video. someone in the channel actually knew it and said they hate the video cos it gives them nightmares. anyway good job ophecks. |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-25 20:50 [#00074933] | |||||||||
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Round 3 --- Hey kid good job on those Roland 303 drum kicks, those were impressive / Now shut up for a sec and receive your next emcee lesson / I ain't no Ninja Turtle / because like Jack Black I've been Tenacious before that / Like The Clash I wasn't born so much as I fell out / and while I came out my ma's womb, you a piglet from a snout / sliding down into the muddy gulch in a big storm of green snot / when I slid out samurais worshipped the prophecized babe / and ever since I was a newborn I've been leaving wack emcees slain / The world wasn't ready for the one they call Ninja Baby / one foot high engulfed in crimson flames hailin' straight outta Hades / I rock from Shaolin to Maui Beach sand dunes / God bless Rawkus Records and Ninja Tunes / listen I can't tell if your weak rhymes ripped offa Queens or south Philly / but do I fuckin' care, I think the answer's not rilly / I hate emcees like you, your whole style's weak / I'm like the terminator to yo wack ass, you need to be deceased / You call yourself ArchRival / but that's a sick joke / I approached every emcee in the world and "That faggot ain't shit" were the only words they spoke / You put yourself up there with Hitler when you're really Napoleon Bonaparte / cos you're always on your belly smellin' other niggaz' farts / As I said, you disgust me / like cafeteria workers when they serve three week old lunch meat / Your whole aura reminds me of Gary Coleman / Too small and inferior to do anything, like the Simpsons' Hans Moleman / So go sit on your little fairy futon and cheer for football in the groin, football in the groin / In two months you'll still be an unsigned, starving emcee and I'll toss you an old coin / in disgust, as the coin dully hits your Salvation Army jacket emitting small clouds of dust / another lazyass muthafucka with no more good rhymes to bust / In fact, by then you won't even be able to bust nuts no more / You'll have been fired from your job as a Red Light District tranvestite dollar whore / And you'll just sit all day on a stoop dreaming of an impossible future / imagining yourself putting your chapped lips on faggots down in Rio de Janero / taking a Breath From Another like my homegirl Esthero. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-25 21:49 [#00074944] | |||||||||
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I think of these pretty fast, they're off the top of my head. Never did this before in my life, so it isn't too great... I read them after I post them and I just laugh my ass off! Some of my rhymes are fucking awful, could've used some more thought... :-/ But I couldn't freestyle, no way... I'm the prototypical skinny white boy. :-D I couldn't be an MC, not even close. I'll leave that to you guys... I'm just doing this for fun, I'd sound like a goof if I actually DID rap. Making these things is a RIOT! Glad you like them, you must have weird taste... I would describe my style as the ''bastard child of Weird Al and DMX''. NOT to be taken seriously. ;-) Yo Yo Yo/ You fuckers been chillin'/ While your women I be fillin'/ Been making a killin'/ Muddfuckas rockin' in the Yellow Submarine/ Feelin' Green/ Like Kermit the Frog/ Scaly little sex-hog Fuckin' Miss Piggy/ harder than Will Smith EVER got Jiggy Man in Black? Fuck that shit/ that guy came a long way since that summer hit Now he's the Greatest/ Another Ali, the latest/ he took the challenge, and he faced it/ Fuckin' ACED it/ But I digress/ Gotta get this off my chest/ off the top of my head/ Who do I want in bed?/ Angelina Jolie, givin' me head/ Hormones gettin' all out of control/ gotta rock and roll/ Upchunks, you fuckin' troll/ Makin' fun of my grandma/ Well, listen up bitch/ You get one wish/ Do you spit or swallow?/ Either way, gonna bury you in Sleepy Hollow/ You follow? So come on Titsworth/ Where you at?/ Fool, step up to bat/ Give it to us PHAT Make like The Rock, give us whatchoo cookin'/ I'll catch ya lookin/ Three strikes, you out/ Rocket Roger got NOTHIN' on these niggaz/ Just look at the figures/ Profits goin' skyrocketing/ All your money, I be pocketing/ Straight to the moon/ Like a Looney Tune Marvin the Martian, goin' through space/ Speed a light/ in the heat of the night/ You gonna feel my fury, don't worry/ The grapes of wrath, a fuckin' bloodbath/ Do the math! When the smoke clears/ it'll be like the Apocalypse/ A solar eclipse/ A shroud of death upon y'all/ breaking skulls like 73 Yips! You seen the Terminator?/ That's KID stuff/ NOW we be gettin' tough Ah-nuld ain't gonna save ya/ He on MY side, a deal with the devil/ Don't test me, don't jest me/ get on the level/ Gonna deliver the death blow/ Like J-Lo/ You gonna be MY hoe!/ So don't you pull no more shit and recycle/ gimme your rhymes fresh/ Make it mesh/ not curious, just fuckin' furious/ Like Mount Saint Michael/ Like a juiced up motorcycle/ off the road, bitch/ fuck Abercrombie and Fitch So be a fuckin' Harley/ Chuck you Farley!!!!!!!!! |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-25 21:56 [#00074948] | |||||||||
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sorry mate i'm saving all my brainpower for archie bunker ;) but after round 4 we can have some white on white violence. anyway that last one was REALLY good, no joke. more impressive than the ones before. tho to be frank the 2nd to last stanza sucked, but no one's perfect. :) that upchunck person is a real jerk, don't let him (or her.. yea right) get to you. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-26 00:27 [#00074968] | |||||||||
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Ha, I know, I'm no threat to your rap supremacy... Save your rhymes for Archie. :-D As for the second stanza sucking... yeah, I know! The whole things a bit... low quality. ;-) Fun stuff, I can barely type it out, I'm laughing at the absurdity of my rhymin'. |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-26 05:18 [#00075017] | |||||||||
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-26 19:10 [#00075108] | |||||||||
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"Attention ArchRival please report to this thread for Round Four. Thank you!" |
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Archrival on 2002-01-26 20:25 [#00075113] | |||||||||
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Round 4 (final round) Its OVER!!!!! Tits style's monochromatic like Picasso's blue period / You only got one style while I hit you with myriads / I stay focused like Defari / While you're a broken camera / I've been from Mt. Saint Michaels to the Kodaks / And I've seen no one as low in calibre / Have you been smoking indo? / Or getting drunk on gin, though? / Because your rhymes get worse ratings than a '77 Pinto / Spontaneously combust / Robust with too much that is cussed / I lust for a battle with an emcee who has guts / A must / So don't jus' fuss / Bring the ruck-US/ I'll sweep your verse away like I do to the dust / You can be the broom as I swing you around the room / Your verses are doomed but the room is all groomed / I'm on fire / You're gonna burn up / My style crisp like a turnip / I turn to your mouth and say "Court is adjourned, lip/ You should change your name to "Tits Aint Worth Shit", cus you're average at best/ And making a play on words on your name has just been layed to rest / That shit's played out like Boardwalk and Community Chest/ So I suggest that you assess your role in this contest/ And I suggest that you request a bulletproof vest/ And I suggest that you digest "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"/ And that last line left you more confused that Eddie Vedder's Yellow Ledbetter/ Like Phillips, I've got to admit it's getting better/ It's geeettting beeetttter aaalll the tiiimmme/ Sorry, I had to include that commercial in my verse to pay the bills (yeah im a unsigned MC)/ And Titsworth, your rhyming is about as good as your debating skills/ That's not saying much like O.J. on the witness stand/ Or an unmanned command crash land into the sand in no-man's land/ Do you understand? I'll slap that celly out ya hand/ Hock your wedding band, and cut out your pituitary gland/ As planned, I keep my shit simple and fresh like Certs/ And still hang with Ophecks and massacre the Berts/ And I bet it hurts when you're begging hard and plea/ My flow is so nice, that it even says "Pardon me."/ You monitor is getting foggy/ Though it may be hard to resist this/ Something so dope - back your nose up and stop trying to sniff this/ Half your shit is like Forrest Gump breastfeeding Donald Trump/ It don't make sense - like people who drive SUV's and do 2-miles an hour over speed bumps/ So dump you're wackness on the screen without a doubt/ I see you've brought your bait and tackle, and still can't get a line out/ You're mad played-out, like miles of rail track i'll leave you laid out/ The light'll fade out, you'll wish your moms and pops had never made out/ Tits rhymes is just fucked up, its like they celibate/ Pseudo-intellectual, ineffectual rhyming testicle/You giving up your goods like its fuckin harvest festival/ I'll multiply your rhymes by a factor of X/ Fuck you up in text like a story of anal sex/ So what's next? Ha, another rhyming suplex/ I hit you with a one-two, cos i like to rhyme in duplex/Or even triplicate, I make the name of Tits insignificant/I got more schemes than Chicago crime syndicates/ I rip you, tits and your scripts fool/ and spit in your eye like dicks do/ another MC's pieces be repeatedly scattered by body parts/ Trained with a mobster's heart/ I torture you like I'm practicin Gotti Art/ You simply can't go against me/ in my big ass tank while you pushin a ten speed/ you a 6 year old with cherry bombs, while I'm Theodore Kaczynski/ Me at war with this dweeb?/ This whole battle's a mismatch/ It's fact, that any fight involving him is an official bitch match/ He get's slapped and ribs cracked.. and *CRUNCH*was that his back?/ I'm sorry man, *RIP* I bet it'll be hard for you to grow your dick back/ Next time you riff raff, just sit back and you won't get sprayed by these statements/ heres a coupon to gotstomped.com, I heard they doing manhood replacement/ :) |
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Archrival on 2002-01-26 20:33 [#00075115] | |||||||||
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You should definitly check www.anticon.com (they down with Warprecords) A lot of them made collabos with Prefuse 73 and some of them is signed too Lex records (Warprecords hip hop label). They got the same style as Kool KEith (some of them). chek it. |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-26 20:59 [#00075116] | |||||||||
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ohhhhhh anticon as in ANTI pop CONspiracy... sorry, i didn't catch the abrv. yea i like them, haven't bought their full length yet but i plan to. anyway, VERY nice round four verse(s) and truthfully no i think you definitely won this round even tho i've yet to reply. i'm gonna print it out, sit down for a good 20 minutes or so and try to come back with something. i HOPE i can get something satisfying before i have to go to work for 3 and a half hours in the dining hall. |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-26 21:01 [#00075117] | |||||||||
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hmmm it won't print out :/ printer's acting a little crazy. i guess i'll have to type it, tho i might not have the time to put it up till after i get back from work. |
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Archrival on 2002-01-26 21:07 [#00075118] | |||||||||
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NO NO NO NO not Anti Pop (my brothers). I mean ANTICON those skinny white dudes like Sole, Eydea,Slug, Sage Francis (kick my ass to the curb when it comes to battle raps). MF Doom did a guest spot on Prefuse Blacklist track. |
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Archrival on 2002-01-26 21:09 [#00075119] | |||||||||
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They got some hot electronic hip hop tracks. I think they are much better than anti pop (they are still good though). |
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Archrival on 2002-01-26 21:10 [#00075120] | |||||||||
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www.anticon.com take a listen.... you like it? |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-26 21:38 [#00075125] | |||||||||
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i just threw this together since i have to go in about 3 minutes. we should definitely do it again tho, this was fun. -------- You're getting tired of hearing my name all the time / I'll see what I can do / For Every Arrogant Rapist / Taking Its Treasures, Soil, Water, Oil, Range.. Tearing Heirlooms / Count On Unrelenting Razor Injuries Ending Respiration / Mmm, that felt better than a remixed INXS' "New Sensation" / Mention my name once? No, not never / Put it together / It's simple, ain't it? But quite clever / All credit for that one goes to the honorable Rakim / You claim to be down with that L7 Ophecks but you're clearly ripping off him / Look, I can do it too / I'm fierce like Mt St Michel but isn't it a little taboo / I mean he already said that / You'd think you'd have a clue / Oh, sigh, my flow sucks I just don't know what to do / Maybe I'll rhyme this one with a cartoon character, hmmm, how about Scooby Doo / and I much prefer Pablo Picasso's era, it's called, uhhh, Blue / Bought a reproduction of "Old Guitarist" and put it above my monitor is what I do / Err, did, damn, what am I doin', sheesh / I let myself get Caught Out There like that chick Kelis / Sorry "dog" you sound like that kid in Linkin Park rapping about double helixes or whatever / I'd like to twist a mic cord around his throat and make his head fucking severed / Which really ain't noting compared to what's in store for you / Rip all your skin off punk, leaving you a Stranger in the street like my man Albert Camus / HIV cats'll tell ya America Is Dyin' Slowly / It's like a Weight Watchers convention and you're the only canole / Lonely, not slowly you'll be given attention solely / and be gobbled up by this game called life, homey / These are your last days shooting your white cream on burly men / You may as well increase your fees in dollars, marks, and yen / Or euro bucks because you're trash like a ghetto D stash / which you would know a lot about / giving Master P clout / Which is OK, I guess, since there was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt / Bang the pyramid gong / and let Ophecks finish this song / I need to get going quickly / But first I'm comitting hara-kiri and taking all you wack rappers with me. |
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Archrival on 2002-01-26 22:33 [#00075138] | |||||||||
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nice one. Good fight. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-26 22:37 [#00075141] | |||||||||
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you know Tom Green was in a rap group? Organized Rhyme... "Check the O.R., you like it so far?" :) |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-26 23:14 [#00075150] | |||||||||
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Tom Green was in that? Holy shit, you're right, I remember the video!!! I'll make another rap later, I'm afraid it's too fun NOT to. Yo yo yo! Don't be dissin' dis muthafucka! :-/ |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-27 00:42 [#00075171] | |||||||||
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I'm quick to bust a mean nut in some teen slut Big L is clean cut with more jewels than King Tut |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-27 01:03 [#00075173] | |||||||||
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read a little about anticon... what're the names of the el-p/sole dis songs respectively? i'd like to hear them. |
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Archrival on 2002-01-28 11:13 [#00075613] | |||||||||
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Who do you think won Titsworth? I definitly think I won :) |
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Rudyard Dick Kipling from a shoebox on 2002-01-28 11:32 [#00075617] | |||||||||
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get ya asses together / in bed with heather / why dont you enjoy the weather / instead of getting spanked all dressed up in leather / come on you twats / im like calling the swats / ill rhymin with stockings hard as rocks / the archrival man is faintin / titsworth kid with blood paintin / yall very silly / gets me killy / open up the chimney / get the groove on / have a chutney brandy skinny / be on it like yesterday / come on battlin cuz this is ein groovy beat / hey i caught you ded meat / i saw ya cheat / like prodigy leadsinger keith / bad mojo / frickin cujo / eat lard / make out with gerard / peace out / |
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Fernz on 2002-01-28 12:29 [#00075633] | |||||||||
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Shit this is a funny thread. :) |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-28 15:07 [#00075671] | |||||||||
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tie i think you won round 4, i won round 2, tied the other 2 just cos you used bigger words doesn't mean yours was better, that's just one style. i coulda flipped that too - for over a year now i've been keeping a journal of interesting vocabulary words that i come across. |
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Check out these bad ass rhymes, Marlowe! Hehe. |
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Bumpity bump |
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n iiiiiiiii ce -- i am a big east coast hiphop fan myself - was a member of spitboxer ;) dabbled in freestyle but i was more interested in issues a la PE and the coup and they were just interested in dissin' and shallow stuff |
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That was a hell of a battle. Its a classic on this messageboard for sure. |
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hey archie.....this is a direct quote from titsworth (he's not able to log on from his university right now, hopefully soon) "tell him i'm ready to come back at him with some more "fresh" rhymes"...titsworth =) |
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Is that you in your pic, Arch? Yeah, I miss Titsworth. |
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It's good if you read them aloud, then you can imagine what it might sound like, it's a hell of a lot better than just reading it as plain text. |
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word to that. "tell 'em who the fuck i am!" |
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goddamn you guys are good!!!! Ok, since I have to wait for Titsworth to come to his senses, I ask YOU, mister Archrival guy..... you ready for sum tracks??? I seriously want this battle to actually exist in recorded form..... if you down, I'll start making um tonight!! |
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Hahaha, this thread is classic... some good reading, as long as you don't read MY stuff. It would be cool to hear them on tape rapping, hehe... do it. |
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keeping this thread alive.... give me the word, gents so now you come to ya senses/ you can't prevent this twin is the master/ I'm just an apprentice but I flow like ya nose blows/ my beats from my garden hose I might make ya giggle from my digital morphose Ha! I can't fucking rhyme my way out a paper bag!!! |
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Acyl18...the beat better be hot, I got so many projects coming up so im kinda stressed out plus im kinda picky when it comes to the beats (im a beatmaker my delf) trust me I know what a hot beat is. If its dope im definitly doing it :) Just hook me up with info on archrival777@hotmail.com |
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Remember this? |
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Its a classic ;) |
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