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Anal bleaching. I swearr, this was on norrmal TV the night beforre last; with Vanessa Felts. A rratherr attrractive girrl kneeling on a table, pants off, close up camerra shot of herr arrsehole, with some old woman wiping bleach on it with a brrush. TV rreached a new low last night, but I still taped it. |
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I can't believe I missed this! |
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Twice... they showed a shorrt clip of the close-up arrsehole shot the next night forr good measurre. |
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It wasn't as good night 2 though, it was only have as fun out of context. |
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I'm trying to decide if the heart transplant or male->female sex change operation I saw was worse. |
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this is quite possibly the best opening post of any thread anywhere on the internet. i've got a panel of celebrity judges looking into that, but i'm relatively certain you can expect to recieve your award before the end of the week. |
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I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. |
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oh shit?! was that ridiculous reconstruction cosmetic? ackcakakcak |
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:D Hahaha, I'll get making a speech, I hope I do actually win. |
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any kind of orthopaedic surgery is fucking brutal. and horrible to watch on tv. |
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i can't believe i've managed to miss them all so far. i'm so proud. |
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She wanted to look morre westerrn. In the end she didn't anyway. She just lost the feeling in herr forrehead forr life. |
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oh i'm sure you will. you will have a 3 minute block of time to make your acceptance speach. after that, tiny little sandwiches and generic brand soda pop will be served backstage. |
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oh holy shit |
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I hope 3 minutes is long enough, I have so many people to shank. |
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*Thank o_O |
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Lol. maybe frued was on to something after all. |
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Carl, post pix pls. kthxbye :D!!!! hahaha! "brown eye" surgereyryeryeyry |
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I managed to catch 5 seconds of this by mistake, to hear the presenter say, 'later on we'll be having a look at vaginal tightening'. I nearly lost my dinner... |
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Sorrrry, no anal bleaching picturres but I do have some vile thing frrom the show |
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Cathy Barry as you've neverr seen herr beforre, frrom the show |
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And a jelly eye puke thing frrom the show |
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=D you're talking about channel 5 as if its a real tv station |
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Wait, what is the point of anal bleaching? |
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To look even less human. |
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to make yourself look more like a proboscis monkey |
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thanks, carl. you fucking bastard. |
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I think Vanessa Feltz is the vilest thing they show on that programme. |
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or on any programme |
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g's! Carl i wanted to see a bleached butthole not an mk3 fatality!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!! |
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Sweet holy mother of god. I nearly lost my lunch in this thread. |
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I have regained faith in humanity now. |
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Why is the doctor injecting liquid beeswax into the lady's eye? It surely cannot be healthy. |
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Probably to make her -10 years and +1000 atrocity. |
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jesus fuck. i don't know whats worse, the people who make this shit or the people who watch it. the bars just been lowered! |
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I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. I'll neverr get overr seeing that chinese girrl get the skin peeled off herr face so the doc could brreak herr cheek bones. |
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Hahahahaha! |
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