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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-22 16:41 [#00073567]



i am stone,
there is no hammer
to break me.

hopefully the format came out right. i don't care if it's
not 17 syllables either. i could make it with 17, but i'm
not going to.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 16:49 [#00073575]



that's not a haiku... a haiku is 5, 7, 5... your poem only
has like 4 syllables in the first line... I hate people who
misuse the name haiku!!!

;)


 

wizards teeth on 2002-01-22 16:51 [#00073576]



i would not hate someone for that

i would only hate someone who spat in my grandma's face

"Aint that right grandma?"



 

wizards teeth's grandma on 2002-01-22 16:51 [#00073577]



"yes"


 

wht from asd on 2002-01-22 18:24 [#00073626]



i spit on your grandma's face!


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-22 18:26 [#00073627]



Ostritchs can't fly
Ostritchs do not eat pie
Ostritchs must die

*snap, snap, snap*


 

BaseFree on 2002-01-22 18:33 [#00073630]



how's about that then
now then now then now then kids
uh uh uh uh uh


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-22 18:35 [#00073631]



Bla bla bla bla bla

Bla bla bla bla bla bla

Bla Bla bla bla bla

Oh shit! Only 6 blas on the second line!!! Oh well, you get
the point.


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-22 18:47 [#00073635]



i don't care if the format is right. it sounds better if i
leave out the words that would make it 5,7,5 syllables.


 

grinningcat on 2002-01-22 19:19 [#00073645]



dont insult haiku u weirdos this is very important.

since it is well known that haiku about spam is called
"spamku", (i kid u not), haiku about aphex would be
"aphexku". here is the first ever aphexku, written by my
good self.

Sometimes its too good
Sometimes its just fucking strange
Aphex keeps me sane

-grinningcat, 22/01/2002

wat do u rekon?? can any1 do better?





 

Darth manchu on 2002-01-22 19:26 [#00073647]



I think i've got one here.

Man i hate brocolli
It really sucks
Why is it not meat?


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-22 20:08 [#00073666]



try this one.

Even if i'm not,
afraid of Hot dogz,
I cannot stand it....


 

AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-22 22:32 [#00073728]



how about:

(*accompanied by bongo drum*)

a haiku for you
one that does not follow the traditional rules of haiku
but then is it a haiku?
no, no it is not
*bongo drum solo*
and a fifth?



 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-23 00:25 [#00073828]



you guys are mental. and haiku is plural and haikai is
singular (if i remember correctly)

i cant remember
the desert has lost its charm
sinking in quicksand

closer to the edge
the wind sings all my lost lives
bending past my ears



 

grinningcat on 2002-01-23 00:59 [#00073848]



no, u dont remember correctly. therefore i must inform you
sir that it is u, in fact, that is 'mental'.


 

canerfold from mpls on 2002-01-23 03:16 [#00073926]



I vote darth manchu for first place (even thought I love
broccoli) and grinningcat for a close second.


 

canerfold from minneappleseed on 2002-01-23 03:16 [#00073927]



this is caserol joe, btw


 

canerfold from minneappleseed on 2002-01-23 03:19 [#00073929]



my name is not joe, i am not chubby. i only made up the
name as a possible character that never got developed (maybe
because i don't write fiction... yet), so it got used here
for some reason and i dislike it very much. however, if the
character ever gets used in a story, i now know how he will
behave... like me!


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-23 05:39 [#00073965]



grinningcat : i wasnt saying you were mental because you
didnt spell the freaking words right. i was saying it
because i laughed my way thru the thread. sorry about that.
i am no sir


 

Theocide from a place in your heart, on 2002-01-23 06:37 [#00073974]



kids play there today
i stand away, watching them
they see me, frightened.


 

m on 2002-01-23 06:39 [#00073975]



wizard's teeth's grandma's dog's collar

possessive apostrophe y recursive
possessivenessessitymyshoes


 

m on 2002-01-23 06:43 [#00073976]



i am puddle
there is no sun to dry me
forever cyclic
the present leads only to
an infinite present
of being a puddle
with no sunschine
worms decay in me
yet I remain


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 10:01 [#00073995]



Eating pretzels is,
Harmless only if yu don't
Kill them all before.



 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 10:04 [#00073997]



I am a pretzel.
There is no mouth to eat me,
As long as i'm rock.


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 10:06 [#00074000]



Sitting on a can.
Waiting for dogz to eat me.
Junkyard's Pretzel.


 

Jimmy from DE on 2002-01-23 22:05 [#00074219]



you guys are fuckin morons, its 5 7 5. that is all.
5
7
5


 

Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 23:04 [#00074233]



yeah. 5;7;5. It's ok with mine.


 

Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-23 23:20 [#00074234]



Sperm whale did appear
Saw a huge brown thing called floor
Will you be my friend?


 

SinaI on 2002-01-24 00:21 [#00074255]



Turkey in the fridge
How I want to caress it
Will it love me back?


 

canerfold from minneappleseed on 2002-01-24 01:40 [#00074289]



caress your turkey
it will love thee very much
do it before sleep


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 01:44 [#00074296]



What is that I hear?
The sound of one hand clapping.
Truly disturbing.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 03:13 [#00074317]



Why I like to look at Porn, by The Funkmaster

I like to look at
Porn, because it makes me nice
and happy often...

:)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 03:15 [#00074318]



heh, I just read Sinais haiku... friggin hilarious it is...
:)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 03:27 [#00074321]



we should publish all these poems, and enlighten the
world!!!


 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-24 03:32 [#00074323]



ophecks : i like yours


 

REPHLEX~ology on 2002-01-24 17:46 [#00074494]



I really enjoy beer yummy
when it is cold
it is the best thing ever

Not sure if that works


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 18:13 [#00074503]



Thanks Umbriel.

REPHLEX, your heart's in the right place... but your 5 7 5
form isn't. ;-)

If I Had One Wish
I Would Ask For a Monkey
That Would Be My Slave


 

Darth manchu on 2002-01-24 19:22 [#00074521]



well me and rephlex~ology are the same person. Just i once
changed my name and the whole remember me thing is a bit
wierd.

anyway, back to the hiakuage.

I like music yes
Makes me croon baby
Hmm i like it

I am rather bad with sylaballs.

Cant we have sonnets?



 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-24 20:15 [#00074539]



look at my weiner
it makes sounds as i shuffle
back and forth *slap, slap*


 

hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-24 20:20 [#00074541]



naughty elephants,
stomped my father very flat.
now i want pancakes.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 20:21 [#00074542]



Don't you dare touch me!
You awful awful man, you!
Let go of my dick!


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 21:59 [#00074572]



you're bad with syllables and you want sonnets? Those are
tought to write man... I attempted one one time, and it
didn't come out too good... haikus are easy... :)


 

Darth manchu on 2002-01-24 22:04 [#00074575]



This is great guys, we're doing haikus in english at the
moment and my teacher asked to think of some for homework.
:D


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 22:05 [#00074576]



I need to Crap by The Funkmaster

Man, I need to crap...
Man, I need to crap right now
Where is the toilet?


 

Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-24 22:08 [#00074577]



Pay day tomorrow
About fucking time and all
LET'S GET REALLY PISSED!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 22:22 [#00074590]



Oh no, not again!
My inner voice is speaking!
''Just kill the bastard''!

Does anyone else have a homicidal voice in their head, like
I do?


 

Loogie from UK on 2002-01-25 00:08 [#00074616]



Why don't you read some out in a room on Excite Chat

can't wait to do some heckling


 

Dermitax/iderm, from Happy in bed with a girl, How many sylables?? on 2002-01-25 03:06 [#00074663]



>that's not a haiku... a haiku is 5, 7, 5... your poem only
has like 4 syllables in the first line... I hate people who
misuse the name haiku!!!

Haiku can be open ended and such. Vluidity is more
important that stringent structure



 

umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-25 04:30 [#00074714]



i cant go too far
each step gets me sadder
this is nowhere land


 

Amåm from Inner space on 2002-01-25 09:35 [#00074763]



Aphex Twin is whack
I was so impressed by Druqks
Makes me want to dance

In my dreams I've met
Booth and Brown of Autechre
Did they meet me too?

A haiku must have
Fixed number of syllables
Five, seven and five


 


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