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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-22 16:41 [#00073567] | |||||||||
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i am stone, there is no hammer to break me. hopefully the format came out right. i don't care if it's not 17 syllables either. i could make it with 17, but i'm not going to. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-22 16:49 [#00073575] | |||||||||
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that's not a haiku... a haiku is 5, 7, 5... your poem only has like 4 syllables in the first line... I hate people who misuse the name haiku!!! ;) |
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wizards teeth on 2002-01-22 16:51 [#00073576] | |||||||||
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i would not hate someone for that i would only hate someone who spat in my grandma's face "Aint that right grandma?" |
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wizards teeth's grandma on 2002-01-22 16:51 [#00073577] | |||||||||
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"yes" |
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wht from asd on 2002-01-22 18:24 [#00073626] | |||||||||
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i spit on your grandma's face! |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-22 18:26 [#00073627] | |||||||||
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Ostritchs can't fly Ostritchs do not eat pie Ostritchs must die *snap, snap, snap* |
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BaseFree on 2002-01-22 18:33 [#00073630] | |||||||||
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how's about that then now then now then now then kids uh uh uh uh uh |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-22 18:35 [#00073631] | |||||||||
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Bla bla bla bla bla Bla bla bla bla bla bla Bla Bla bla bla bla Oh shit! Only 6 blas on the second line!!! Oh well, you get the point. |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-22 18:47 [#00073635] | |||||||||
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i don't care if the format is right. it sounds better if i leave out the words that would make it 5,7,5 syllables. |
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grinningcat on 2002-01-22 19:19 [#00073645] | |||||||||
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dont insult haiku u weirdos this is very important. since it is well known that haiku about spam is called "spamku", (i kid u not), haiku about aphex would be "aphexku". here is the first ever aphexku, written by my good self. Sometimes its too good Sometimes its just fucking strange Aphex keeps me sane -grinningcat, 22/01/2002 wat do u rekon?? can any1 do better? |
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Darth manchu on 2002-01-22 19:26 [#00073647] | |||||||||
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I think i've got one here. Man i hate brocolli It really sucks Why is it not meat? |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-22 20:08 [#00073666] | |||||||||
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try this one. Even if i'm not, afraid of Hot dogz, I cannot stand it.... |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-22 22:32 [#00073728] | |||||||||
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how about: (*accompanied by bongo drum*) a haiku for you one that does not follow the traditional rules of haiku but then is it a haiku? no, no it is not *bongo drum solo* and a fifth? |
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umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-23 00:25 [#00073828] | |||||||||
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you guys are mental. and haiku is plural and haikai is singular (if i remember correctly) i cant remember the desert has lost its charm sinking in quicksand closer to the edge the wind sings all my lost lives bending past my ears |
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grinningcat on 2002-01-23 00:59 [#00073848] | |||||||||
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no, u dont remember correctly. therefore i must inform you sir that it is u, in fact, that is 'mental'. |
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canerfold from mpls on 2002-01-23 03:16 [#00073926] | |||||||||
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I vote darth manchu for first place (even thought I love broccoli) and grinningcat for a close second. |
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canerfold from minneappleseed on 2002-01-23 03:16 [#00073927] | |||||||||
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this is caserol joe, btw |
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canerfold from minneappleseed on 2002-01-23 03:19 [#00073929] | |||||||||
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my name is not joe, i am not chubby. i only made up the name as a possible character that never got developed (maybe because i don't write fiction... yet), so it got used here for some reason and i dislike it very much. however, if the character ever gets used in a story, i now know how he will behave... like me! |
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umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-23 05:39 [#00073965] | |||||||||
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grinningcat : i wasnt saying you were mental because you didnt spell the freaking words right. i was saying it because i laughed my way thru the thread. sorry about that. i am no sir |
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Theocide from a place in your heart, on 2002-01-23 06:37 [#00073974] | |||||||||
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kids play there today i stand away, watching them they see me, frightened. |
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m on 2002-01-23 06:39 [#00073975] | |||||||||
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wizard's teeth's grandma's dog's collar possessive apostrophe y recursive possessivenessessitymyshoes |
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m on 2002-01-23 06:43 [#00073976] | |||||||||
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i am puddle there is no sun to dry me forever cyclic the present leads only to an infinite present of being a puddle with no sunschine worms decay in me yet I remain |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 10:01 [#00073995] | |||||||||
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Eating pretzels is, Harmless only if yu don't Kill them all before. |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 10:04 [#00073997] | |||||||||
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I am a pretzel. There is no mouth to eat me, As long as i'm rock. |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 10:06 [#00074000] | |||||||||
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Sitting on a can. Waiting for dogz to eat me. Junkyard's Pretzel. |
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Jimmy from DE on 2002-01-23 22:05 [#00074219] | |||||||||
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you guys are fuckin morons, its 5 7 5. that is all. 5 7 5 |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-23 23:04 [#00074233] | |||||||||
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yeah. 5;7;5. It's ok with mine. |
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Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-23 23:20 [#00074234] | |||||||||
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Sperm whale did appear Saw a huge brown thing called floor Will you be my friend? |
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SinaI on 2002-01-24 00:21 [#00074255] | |||||||||
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Turkey in the fridge How I want to caress it Will it love me back? |
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canerfold from minneappleseed on 2002-01-24 01:40 [#00074289] | |||||||||
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caress your turkey it will love thee very much do it before sleep |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 01:44 [#00074296] | |||||||||
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What is that I hear? The sound of one hand clapping. Truly disturbing. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 03:13 [#00074317] | |||||||||
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Why I like to look at Porn, by The Funkmaster I like to look at Porn, because it makes me nice and happy often... :) |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 03:15 [#00074318] | |||||||||
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heh, I just read Sinais haiku... friggin hilarious it is... :) |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 03:27 [#00074321] | |||||||||
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we should publish all these poems, and enlighten the world!!! |
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umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-24 03:32 [#00074323] | |||||||||
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ophecks : i like yours |
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REPHLEX~ology on 2002-01-24 17:46 [#00074494] | |||||||||
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I really enjoy beer yummy when it is cold it is the best thing ever Not sure if that works |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 18:13 [#00074503] | |||||||||
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Thanks Umbriel. REPHLEX, your heart's in the right place... but your 5 7 5 form isn't. ;-) If I Had One Wish I Would Ask For a Monkey That Would Be My Slave |
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Darth manchu on 2002-01-24 19:22 [#00074521] | |||||||||
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well me and rephlex~ology are the same person. Just i once changed my name and the whole remember me thing is a bit wierd. anyway, back to the hiakuage. I like music yes Makes me croon baby Hmm i like it I am rather bad with sylaballs. Cant we have sonnets? |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-24 20:15 [#00074539] | |||||||||
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look at my weiner it makes sounds as i shuffle back and forth *slap, slap* |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-24 20:20 [#00074541] | |||||||||
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naughty elephants, stomped my father very flat. now i want pancakes. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 20:21 [#00074542] | |||||||||
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Don't you dare touch me! You awful awful man, you! Let go of my dick! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 21:59 [#00074572] | |||||||||
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you're bad with syllables and you want sonnets? Those are tought to write man... I attempted one one time, and it didn't come out too good... haikus are easy... :) |
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Darth manchu on 2002-01-24 22:04 [#00074575] | |||||||||
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This is great guys, we're doing haikus in english at the moment and my teacher asked to think of some for homework. :D |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-24 22:05 [#00074576] | |||||||||
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I need to Crap by The Funkmaster Man, I need to crap... Man, I need to crap right now Where is the toilet? |
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Jarworski from Wales on 2002-01-24 22:08 [#00074577] | |||||||||
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Pay day tomorrow About fucking time and all LET'S GET REALLY PISSED! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-24 22:22 [#00074590] | |||||||||
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Oh no, not again! My inner voice is speaking! ''Just kill the bastard''! Does anyone else have a homicidal voice in their head, like I do? |
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Loogie from UK on 2002-01-25 00:08 [#00074616] | |||||||||
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Why don't you read some out in a room on Excite Chat can't wait to do some heckling |
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Dermitax/iderm, from Happy in bed with a girl, How many sylables?? on 2002-01-25 03:06 [#00074663] | |||||||||
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>that's not a haiku... a haiku is 5, 7, 5... your poem only has like 4 syllables in the first line... I hate people who misuse the name haiku!!! Haiku can be open ended and such. Vluidity is more important that stringent structure |
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umbriel from quebec...the old on 2002-01-25 04:30 [#00074714] | |||||||||
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i cant go too far each step gets me sadder this is nowhere land |
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Amåm from Inner space on 2002-01-25 09:35 [#00074763] | |||||||||
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Aphex Twin is whack I was so impressed by Druqks Makes me want to dance In my dreams I've met Booth and Brown of Autechre Did they meet me too? A haiku must have Fixed number of syllables Five, seven and five |
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