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what the fuck! i hear some creaking in the kitchen, go and investigate and the oven has turned itself on! im a bit freaked at the mo. how can this possibly happen? |
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you had left it on, forgot, and the baby that was in there exploded, attracting your attention |
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it wasnt on. then it was on. and its a dial, so the dial somehow moved. the light came on and the oven was warming up. this is most irregular. |
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It's a ghost stove |
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well it was nice of it to think about cooking me a ghost pizza but im really not hungry and its far too late to eat |
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I think a child died in it. I think some night you're going to wake up in a cramped space thinking, what the fuck is this, and a red light will slowly come up as it gets hotter and you'll realize, my god I'M IN THE OVEN and you'll scream and kick but the door won't open... ...and then you'll wake up in bed, sweating, gasping - thinking, what's this I'm holding? A meat thermometer. |
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sounds a bit like child's play, the hammer house of mystery & suspense story from 1986 that i'd love to get my hands on. no dvd :( |
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this will be the best thing to happen to you ever! trust me, sounds will be more specific, tastes will be more vivid and chickens will lead you towards the path to enlightenment. |
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I just read the plot synopsis for that - isn't it based on a Goodies episode? |
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you probably knocked the timer |
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ghost stove |
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perhaps it is God trying to contact humanity through the only means He can think of. |
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its a poltergeist for sure |
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-r40f- |
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-fleetmouse-, actually. |
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Does the oven have a timing device on it? Most ovens have a delayed cooking mechanism. Perhaps it was accidentally set? This is quite possible depending on the design of the oven. Do you have an owners manual for it? |
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maybe the owners manual is haunted! |
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"It's a ghost stove" -fleetmouse- "ghost stove" -r40f- :p |
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i have a new oven now! |
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I refuse to believe you own anything manufactured after 1990. |
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or before 79 for that matter |
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although i meant 80. fug it |
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i can't use it though i ran out of coal |
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i would want a woodstove for in the cold chicago winters |
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It was me |
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everytime i look at porn my penis turns itself on, without any help from me. it must be a ghost penis. |
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everytime i read your post my eyes turn themsleves off, without any help from me. The must be shit. :) |
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go cram it with walnuts, ugly. |
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just cause it's easy and you can;t see it don't make it a ghost you know ;o) |
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this probably has something to do with analord. |
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Ha ha ha haha ghost stove |
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In my kitchen we have a few cups hanging by their handles on the underside of a high cupboard - I just went in there and one of the cups was swinging to and fro on its hook. No one has been in there for hours. Haunted kitchens, doggs. |
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it's some tea haunting the cup. |
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ghost cup |
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just your imagination |
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the little men |
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it wasn't just like a little bit of movement that i noticed out of the corner of my eye - it was properly swinging around like nobody's business, and i looked at it for ages, face to face with cup |
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dont worry, for life is but a game |
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he means your imagination is hauting the cup - in other words, your imagination is dead. nacmat just threw a TAUNT your way and YOU MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY OF IMMEDIATE RETALLIATION!! |
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my imagination died before i was born |
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but it haunts me |
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2 questions: 1. Does the stove have a swastika anywhere engraved on it? 2. Are you Jewish? |
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um.. |
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no it haunts your crockery. |
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Class. |
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you always with "the jews". it's either "the women" or "the jews". |
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mine was a reply to first post I didnt read the rest |
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anal sex |
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"face to face with the cup" made me giggle. |
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hahah. I dont have a problem with 'teh jews'. I'm just saying, the oven might be carrying an evil nazi spirit. Or Louis Farrakhan. |
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