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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-09-17 16:25 [#01338255]
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"And the old man wiped his rum-soaked beard, cursing the sun and the moon, and all the pixels in between, asking them defiantly and demanding an answer. 'Why does my son like Autechre?'"
"Underneath the endless dunes of Smogabadishu 6, a subversive menace was slowly growing like an ill-tempered cancer; The Smarkalizions!"
"She just smiled and winked, 'Of course I have one, don't you?'"
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-09-17 16:30 [#01338258]
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"To them, it wasn't about the glory or the fame. A high paying salary was never a part of the equation. Their motivations were the subtle aroma of grilled blood plasma, and freshly greened pants. They played baseball because they did."
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-09-17 17:47 [#01338354]
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"It wasn't everyday that you saw women thinking logically. A female with a strong mindset would sell for literally millions via online auctions. The only problem is that any woman who sold herself through such a medium wasn't very bright to begin with."
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AphexTwin11
from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-09-17 18:07 [#01338384]
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delicious
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-09-17 18:38 [#01338407]
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"He smelled of something. Something unpleasant. Kind of like an old man on a bus, if the old man smelled of something. Something unpleasant."
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-17 18:45 [#01338409]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker
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"Your crisps are soggy!"
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-09-17 18:48 [#01338412]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker
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"As Bartholamew made his daily rounds of latrine duty, he saw his reflection in the liquified feces. It was the visage of a torn and troubled man. It was at that point he realised that the platoon included a very large amount of corn in their diet."
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hobbes
from age on 2004-09-17 18:53 [#01338418]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker
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"that fish deserves a good clip 'round the earhole, don't tell me i never warned you michael!"
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-09-17 18:58 [#01338422]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker
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"With the blade now planted firmly within the heart of the wyrm, Gondolei the sage closed his eyes and said 'For some reason, John Stewart just isn't as funny as he used to be'".
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