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hello, i am now a man, when i was a boy i used to play in the street with a boy who smelled of biscuits, has anyone experienced this also? i would like to know if other people smell of biscuits or any other confectionery |
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I knew a girl who smelled of marzipan, and one day she let me eat her. |
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when i was a kid, i had a freind who smelt a little like digestve biscuits, and his mum and his house did too.....my feet smell of cheese and my girlfreinds c.............................. |
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The smell of different people's houses has always interested me. |
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it is a bit weird isnt it? people with too many dogs....fucking hell. old peoples homes too....the smell seems to make them cold. student houses, esp kitchens....ugh. i wonder what my house smells like (probably like my feet!!!) |
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Yes, one of my friends houses smells like a combination of damp walls and stale ciggies...which means after an hour of being in his house, the smell has attached itself to my clothes and I need to get changed as soon as I leave. |
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nice..... |
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i too am fascinated by the smell of other houses, i wonder if there is a name for this hobby / fetish *please note - i do not gain sexual gratification from such activities *please note - i am not asexual *please note – buy one pint of milk and a loaf of white bread on the way home this evening *please note – the last of the three *please notes, was a *please note for myself only, reminding me to purchase said items on the way home from work *please note – the last of the four *please notes above was for your attention detailing the third *please note was not for your attention thanks teeth |
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You know you're good friends with someone when you don't notice the smell of their house anymore... that's my "Cool Tip" for "Telling Who You Are Good Friends With". Use it at your own risk! All rights reserved. |
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My friend's house used to smell so badly of dog that my eyes itched. I knew a boy at school who smelt like biscuits. I also knew a boy who smelt unique, it wasn't wee, sweat or poo, but it wasn't pleasant, I think it was poverty. |
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Search "smelt" replace "smelled" |
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Yeah man. What I hate is people who have houses where everything is sticky.. usually people with about 50 dogs. |
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i also used to know a biscuit who smelled of a boy are those people with houses that are 100% sticky within not also compulsive masticators? |
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One of my friends' houses had a distinctive frankfurter odour about it. |
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funny you should say that, i have once owned a frankfurter that had the odour of houses, it is now in a museum |
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How to flog a joke to death. |
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Funny that. I have a death that smeld of joke which is now buried in the car park of a pizza hut. |
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quernstone, was he not a butcher and you were visiting in his shop? if not i am puzzled, maybe a butcher or a frankfurter was killed in his house and the smell was of the ghost of the meat, for example a butcher may have been hit on the head with said meat or said meat may have been strangled by said butcher |
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I heard ecnadniarb's house smells bad because he does pumps against the walls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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i been pumpin on my house and on the streets since before they diagnosed me with dyslexia muthafukka. |
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I've never smelt biscuit-boy, biscuits is a smell I'd associate with old people |
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You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a minute! Relax! |
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That made me lose my train of thought! |
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You were thinking about ropes. |
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Well, right now I'm thinking of horses, the Mersey, and a sinister-looking cartoon man with wonky eyes and an unnerving smile! |
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i would not associate smell of biscuits with all old people, especially those who have severe diabetes, even the smell alone could send them into coma on the subject of comas, when someone says they were comatose, does that mean only there feet were in a coma? If so it is possible that a man or woman of 67 years old has a body above the ankles of a 67 year old and feet of a three year old, only in the hypothetical situation in which there feet went into a coma at the age of 3 |
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Someone got 'bondage' yesterday on Countdown. It was hilarious. |
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No |
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old people do smell of biscuits, but only combined with piss. |
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Not as funny as when they got "wankers" and when DelBoy fell through the bar in Only Fools And Horses and when Anthea Turner's hair got set on fire by that motorbike |
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These are just some of UK television's finest moments, but surely number one would have to be when Nicholas Witchell sat on that lesbian |
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please ellaborate on the Nicholas Witchell lesbian sitting on scenario |
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My hero is still the chap who rang up Mat Bianco and called him a Wanker on Saturday Superstore. |
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Funny. Around here, old people smell like mothballs |
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russell harty getting chinned by grace jones was a good one. david ike claiming to be the son of god on terry wogan was another. and of course joey deacon on blue peter....timeless |
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oh, is there anychance we all know the same "biscuity" boy? |
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it is possible, what is the name of the person you know who smells of biscuits? |
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My list was by no means definitive, children's TV phone-ins that result in verbal abuse are always classics wizards: Goggle (google) for "Nicholas Witchell lesbian bondage" |
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Why, it was Hamish McVitie |
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hob nob mc vitie. |
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i thought it was five star, not matt bianco |
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Why, it was Jacob Scrackers |
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Why, it was none other than Rich T. Digestives! |
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Quite wrong, the simple truth is that he was always eating frankfurters. QED. |
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ace! |
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Pat Sharp will be on telly soon with Fun House. |
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ace! you have pat sharp in italy....dont send him back. he is shit. and he has shit hair. |
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dogboy smells of biscuits dogboy smells of biscuits na na na na na na na na dogboy smells of biscuits dogboy smells of biscuits na na na na na na na na dogboy smells of biscuits dogboy smells of biscuits na na na na na na na na etc. etc. |
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you smell of piss you pissy fucker.and biscuits, and frankfurters. and you have a small nob |
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Why, it was Jamie Dodger |
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