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a boy who used to smell of biscuits
 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 07:37 [#01337582]
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hello, i am now a man, when i was a boy i used to play in
the street with a boy who smelled of biscuits, has anyone
experienced this also? i would like to know if other people
smell of biscuits or any other confectionery


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 07:39 [#01337585]
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I knew a girl who smelled of marzipan, and one day she let
me eat her.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 07:42 [#01337588]
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when i was a kid, i had a freind who smelt a little like
digestve biscuits, and his mum and his house did too.....my
feet smell of cheese and my girlfreinds
c..............................


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 07:46 [#01337591]
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The smell of different people's houses has always interested
me.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 07:48 [#01337593]
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it is a bit weird isnt it? people with too many
dogs....fucking hell. old peoples homes too....the smell
seems to make them cold. student houses, esp
kitchens....ugh. i wonder what my house smells like
(probably like my feet!!!)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 07:50 [#01337595]
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Yes, one of my friends houses smells like a combination of
damp walls and stale ciggies...which means after an hour of
being in his house, the smell has attached itself to my
clothes and I need to get changed as soon as I leave.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 07:52 [#01337598]
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nice.....


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 07:58 [#01337608]
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i too am fascinated by the smell of other houses, i wonder
if there is a name for this hobby / fetish

*please note - i do not gain sexual gratification from such
activities

*please note - i am not asexual

*please note – buy one pint of milk and a loaf of white
bread on the way home this evening

*please note – the last of the three *please notes, was a
*please note for myself only, reminding me to purchase said
items on the way home from work

*please note – the last of the four *please notes above
was for your attention detailing the third *please note was
not for your attention

thanks
teeth



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:01 [#01337610]
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You know you're good friends with someone when you don't
notice the smell of their house anymore... that's my "Cool
Tip" for "Telling Who You Are Good Friends With". Use it at
your own risk! All rights reserved.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 08:02 [#01337611]
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My friend's house used to smell so badly of dog that my eyes
itched. I knew a boy at school who smelt like biscuits. I
also knew a boy who smelt unique, it wasn't wee, sweat or
poo, but it wasn't pleasant, I think it was poverty.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 08:03 [#01337613]
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Search "smelt" replace "smelled"


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 08:08 [#01337615]
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Yeah man.

What I hate is people who have houses where everything is
sticky.. usually people with about 50 dogs.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:10 [#01337617]
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i also used to know a biscuit who smelled of a boy

are those people with houses that are 100% sticky within not
also compulsive masticators?


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 08:14 [#01337625]
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One of my friends' houses had a distinctive frankfurter
odour about it.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:15 [#01337627]
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funny you should say that, i have once owned a frankfurter
that had the odour of houses, it is now in a museum


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 08:16 [#01337628]
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How to flog a joke to death.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 08:17 [#01337629]
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Funny that. I have a death that smeld of joke which is now
buried in the car park of a pizza hut.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:17 [#01337630]
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quernstone,

was he not a butcher and you were visiting in his shop? if
not i am puzzled, maybe a butcher or a frankfurter was
killed in his house and the smell was of the ghost of the
meat, for example a butcher may have been hit on the head
with said meat or said meat may have been strangled by said
butcher


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:19 [#01337632]
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I heard ecnadniarb's house smells bad because he does pumps
against the walls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-09-17 08:23 [#01337635]
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i been pumpin on my house and on the streets since before
they diagnosed me with dyslexia muthafukka.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:24 [#01337636]
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I've never smelt biscuit-boy, biscuits is a smell I'd
associate with old people


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:25 [#01337637]
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You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a
minute! Relax!


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:25 [#01337638]
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That made me lose my train of thought!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:27 [#01337639]
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You were thinking about ropes.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:30 [#01337642]
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Well, right now I'm thinking of horses, the Mersey, and a
sinister-looking cartoon man with wonky eyes and an
unnerving smile!


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:37 [#01337648]
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i would not associate smell of biscuits with all old people,
especially those who have severe diabetes, even the smell
alone could send them into coma

on the subject of comas, when someone says they were
comatose, does that mean only there feet were in a coma? If
so it is possible that a man or woman of 67 years old has a
body above the ankles of a 67 year old and feet of a three
year old, only in the hypothetical situation in which there
feet went into a coma at the age of 3



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 08:39 [#01337650]
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Someone got 'bondage' yesterday on Countdown. It was
hilarious.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:40 [#01337651]
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No


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:41 [#01337652]
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old people do smell of biscuits, but only combined with
piss.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:41 [#01337653]
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Not as funny as when they got "wankers" and when DelBoy fell
through the bar in Only Fools And Horses and when Anthea
Turner's hair got set on fire by that motorbike


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:45 [#01337654]
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These are just some of UK television's finest moments, but
surely number one would have to be when Nicholas Witchell
sat on that lesbian


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:48 [#01337657]
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please ellaborate on the Nicholas Witchell lesbian sitting
on scenario



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-17 08:49 [#01337658]
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My hero is still the chap who rang up Mat Bianco and called
him a Wanker on Saturday Superstore.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-09-17 08:50 [#01337659]
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Funny. Around here, old people smell like mothballs


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:52 [#01337662]
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russell harty getting chinned by grace jones was a good
one.

david ike claiming to be the son of god on terry wogan was
another.

and of course joey deacon on blue peter....timeless


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:53 [#01337663]
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oh, is there anychance we all know the same "biscuity" boy?


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:54 [#01337665]
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it is possible, what is the name of the person you know who
smells of biscuits?


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:55 [#01337667]
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My list was by no means definitive, children's TV phone-ins
that result in verbal abuse are always classics

wizards: Goggle (google) for "Nicholas Witchell lesbian
bondage"


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:56 [#01337669]
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Why, it was Hamish McVitie


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:56 [#01337670]
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hob nob mc vitie.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 08:57 [#01337671]
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i thought it was five star, not matt bianco


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:57 [#01337672]
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Why, it was Jacob Scrackers


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-17 08:59 [#01337676]
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Why, it was none other than Rich T. Digestives!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:00 [#01337677]
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Quite wrong, the simple truth is that he was always eating
frankfurters. QED.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:01 [#01337678]
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ace!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:02 [#01337679]
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Pat Sharp will be on telly soon with Fun House.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:05 [#01337683]
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ace! you have pat sharp in italy....dont send him back. he
is shit. and he has shit hair.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:06 [#01337685]
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dogboy smells of biscuits
dogboy smells of biscuits
na na na na
na na na na
dogboy smells of biscuits
dogboy smells of biscuits
na na na na
na na na na
dogboy smells of biscuits
dogboy smells of biscuits
na na na na
na na na na

etc. etc.


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:10 [#01337688]
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you smell of piss you pissy fucker.and biscuits, and
frankfurters.

and you have a small nob


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:11 [#01337689]
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Why, it was Jamie Dodger


 


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