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offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-15 16:23 [#01335886]
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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-09-15 16:24 [#01335888]
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offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-15 16:27 [#01335893]
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thanks for summing noel edmonds up so delightfully well
weakling child...... i havn't laughed like that for some
time!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-19 10:45 [#01339560]
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THE SHOW: Noel's House Party

THE YEAR: 1998

BEFORE: As any arse on a sofa can point out NOEL'S HOUSE
PARTY was a great big whopping hit back in the early 90s
thanks to the show being crammed full of great ideas (such
as – of course – NTV) and Noel having perfected his
cringe-making shrieky comedy voice. For about four or five
years the Edmonds took on all comers on Saturday nights and
beat them all into a cocked hat (including at times Berlinda
Data). But just as the whirly wheel had spun Noel into
disaster some ten or so years previous, the whirling wheel
of ideas started to take a tail spin in 1997. As one-time
top BBC bod and official chum of Noel – Michael Hurll
pointed out, programmes such as House Party are an
insatiable eater of ideas and for Noel – established as
the best ideas man since Beadle - the pressure to innovate
was intense. Predictably the ratings started to dip as
viewers got increasingly tired of NTVs that didn't really go
anywhere, endless trailers for items coming up later in the
show (Noel takes credit here for being the first person to
trail a show within itself – as if that's a good thing)
and interminable bits of business with supposed village
locals.

CRUNCH TIME: Over the years the BBC kept snipping away at
the show's budget. Then in 1998 Noel went berserk and
refused to make any further editions of House Party until
the show got more money. After a period of heated
negotiation (during which Noel would apparently only
communicate with Alan Yentob and the great John Birt
himself) the Beeb capitulated and Noel was promised more
cash, more guests and more scriptwriters.



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-19 10:46 [#01339563]
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Inevitably just one year later came this: "It's an
overworked expression when people say it's the end of an
era, but for BBC television, for the entertainment
department, for me, and possibly you, it really is the end
of an era. I hope your memory will be very kind to us –
after 169 – bye."

EMMERDALE OR FAME ACADEMY?: Clearly this should be stamped
"Fame Academy". What House Party didn't need was more money
spent on bigger but less interesting spectacles. What it
could have done with is being taken off 4 years earlier –
that way we would all remember it as one of the greatest
Light Entertainment shows of all time (we would honest!).
Noel: " But the reality, and now we can see it ten years on,
is that in ’95 television was changing very rapidly
indeed. And if I could live my life again, yeah I’d like
to have ended House Party then. Could it have come back
after a rest? Who knows?" Who knows indeed – or was it
all just a dream?

FACTS AMAZING: Dudley Moore actually said "Fuck" on the
House Party, however the soundman managed to dip the mic so
the TV audience were none the wiser.



 


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