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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-09-14 08:57 [#01334438]
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I will continue to piss by myself. I don't like standing
next to another man with their dick in their hand


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-14 08:59 [#01334441]
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i can't pee standing up, except when i REALLY have no other
choice...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-14 09:01 [#01334443]
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offline uzim on 2004-09-14 09:03 [#01334445]
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http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-14 09:06 [#01334449]
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sink


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-14 09:07 [#01334450]
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has to be Stall


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-14 09:08 [#01334451]
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Why aren't men allowed into ladies' toilets? It's not like
they're dusting off their fannies right in the mirror.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-14 09:09 [#01334453]
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I'm not a fan of the urinal, I don't like shaking my peepee
to get the urine out (it ends up going in my mouth or eye or
something and inevitably not all of it is expelled and I
leak afterward)


 

offline ftc from Australia on 2004-09-14 09:20 [#01334471]
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there's actually a song about this...

regurgitator - i piss alone

grab the mp3 and for some facinating reading go check out
the lyrics.



 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-09-14 09:23 [#01334473]
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I'm a staaall man! *doo doo dooo da do doo doo*

My work has em laid out like this: (u=urinal s=stall)

[s][s][s]
[u]
[u]
[u]

As you can see, we have a triple threat urinal situation.
This is undesirable.

I always use the stall unless:
A) Someone else's ass used it just minutes before.
B) Someone else's ass is using the adjacent stall.


 

offline JLefrere from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-14 09:38 [#01334485]
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always stall. always have, so I won't start using urinals
anytime soon!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-14 09:43 [#01334494]
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"i can't pee standing up, except when i REALLY have no other

choice... "

WHAT...


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-14 09:46 [#01334498]
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wow, great.

i'm off to switch the computer of my brother on and launch
soulseek and find this!


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-14 09:49 [#01334500]
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yes, like, when there are only urinals and no cubicles, or
when i'm in the woods and i can't retain myself for another
several hours.


 

offline ftc from Australia on 2004-09-14 10:12 [#01334512]
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You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-14 10:18 [#01334519]
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i can't pee standing up, except when i REALLY have no
other choice...


WHAT...?

i think taking a piss in an upright position is very
convenient. you can do all sorts of fancy things with your
hose too, like try to write something with piss on a wall or
something when you need to lose some water in a dark alley.
imo pissing or shitting in the great outdoors is very
liberating.



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-14 11:22 [#01334579]
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I prefer to pee like a goddamned girly girl.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-14 11:24 [#01334581]
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its so.. unhygienic...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-09-14 11:27 [#01334585]
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I can't pee when standing next to some one. It just doesn't
come out.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2004-09-14 12:18 [#01334658]
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Enjoyed the diagram.. thanks.

I kinda like the urinal. Peeing becomes a sort of communcal
experience where you just stare at the wall and don't look
at the guy's dong next to you. Sometimes it's embarrassing
when it doesn't come out and you look weird.. and the worst
when you have to give up and walk away, but when you make it
happen, it's magic.


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:21 [#01334663]
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potty.......haaahahahahah

for you guys who can't pee standing up,...that's sad...you
need to take a proper etiquette class or something to fix
that.....

but i will say that i do find it somewhat substantially
harder to urinate with a fellow next to me then with no one
there at all......


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:22 [#01334665]
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FOCUS THE BLADDER MUSCLES!!!!!!

i've learned to,.....it's really not that hard... ;)


 

offline uzim on 2004-09-14 12:23 [#01334666]
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what's unhygienic about it??

i always wash my hands after.


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:23 [#01334667]
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"and the worst
when you have to give up and walk away,"


ahahahahhahahahaha

this happened to me 1 time........i'll never forget it.....
it's emblazoned in my cerebrum forever like a wispy dream of
yesteryear.....


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-14 12:25 [#01334669]
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yeah, but your butt still touches where hundreds of other
nasty slobos butt's have been.

there's even the worst case scenerio where your wang comes
in contact.

you might as well shoot yourself if that happens.


 

offline beanium from United States on 2004-09-14 15:41 [#01334886]
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I hate urinals. It doesn't help that I'm too tall for most
of 'em... my wang region is dangerously close to the top the
the urinal and I have to sort of crouch to pee into it, thus
looking like an idiot. Why don't all urinals just have the
partitions between them?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-14 15:44 [#01334888]
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stall.

I can't piss when not in some form of enclosed space.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-14 15:51 [#01334895]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



Stall. I vomited into a urinal once, but i don't think that
counts.


 


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