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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-09-14 08:57 [#01334438]
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I will continue to piss by myself. I don't like standing next to another man with their dick in their hand
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uzim
on 2004-09-14 08:59 [#01334441]
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i can't pee standing up, except when i REALLY have no other choice...
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-14 09:01 [#01334443]
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uzim
on 2004-09-14 09:03 [#01334445]
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http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-14 09:06 [#01334449]
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sink
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-09-14 09:07 [#01334450]
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has to be Stall
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-09-14 09:08 [#01334451]
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Why aren't men allowed into ladies' toilets? It's not like they're dusting off their fannies right in the mirror.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-14 09:09 [#01334453]
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I'm not a fan of the urinal, I don't like shaking my peepee to get the urine out (it ends up going in my mouth or eye or something and inevitably not all of it is expelled and I leak afterward)
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ftc
from Australia on 2004-09-14 09:20 [#01334471]
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there's actually a song about this...
regurgitator - i piss alone
grab the mp3 and for some facinating reading go check out the lyrics.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-09-14 09:23 [#01334473]
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I'm a staaall man! *doo doo dooo da do doo doo*
My work has em laid out like this: (u=urinal s=stall)
[s][s][s] [u] [u] [u]
As you can see, we have a triple threat urinal situation. This is undesirable.
I always use the stall unless: A) Someone else's ass used it just minutes before. B) Someone else's ass is using the adjacent stall.
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JLefrere
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-14 09:38 [#01334485]
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always stall. always have, so I won't start using urinals anytime soon!
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-14 09:43 [#01334494]
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"i can't pee standing up, except when i REALLY have no other
choice... "
WHAT...
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uzim
on 2004-09-14 09:46 [#01334498]
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wow, great.
i'm off to switch the computer of my brother on and launch soulseek and find this!
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uzim
on 2004-09-14 09:49 [#01334500]
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yes, like, when there are only urinals and no cubicles, or when i'm in the woods and i can't retain myself for another several hours.
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ftc
from Australia on 2004-09-14 10:12 [#01334512]
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You can swizzle on the sofa Piddle in the air Tinkle in the toilet That's why it is there
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-14 10:18 [#01334519]
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i can't pee standing up, except when i REALLY have no other choice...
WHAT...?
i think taking a piss in an upright position is very convenient. you can do all sorts of fancy things with your hose too, like try to write something with piss on a wall or something when you need to lose some water in a dark alley. imo pissing or shitting in the great outdoors is very liberating.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-09-14 11:22 [#01334579]
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I prefer to pee like a goddamned girly girl.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-09-14 11:24 [#01334581]
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its so.. unhygienic...
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2004-09-14 11:27 [#01334585]
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I can't pee when standing next to some one. It just doesn't come out.
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uviol
from United States on 2004-09-14 12:18 [#01334658]
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Enjoyed the diagram.. thanks.
I kinda like the urinal. Peeing becomes a sort of communcal experience where you just stare at the wall and don't look at the guy's dong next to you. Sometimes it's embarrassing when it doesn't come out and you look weird.. and the worst when you have to give up and walk away, but when you make it happen, it's magic.
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:21 [#01334663]
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potty.......haaahahahahah
for you guys who can't pee standing up,...that's sad...you need to take a proper etiquette class or something to fix that.....
but i will say that i do find it somewhat substantially harder to urinate with a fellow next to me then with no one there at all......
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:22 [#01334665]
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FOCUS THE BLADDER MUSCLES!!!!!!
i've learned to,.....it's really not that hard... ;)
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uzim
on 2004-09-14 12:23 [#01334666]
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what's unhygienic about it??
i always wash my hands after.
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2004-09-14 12:23 [#01334667]
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"and the worst when you have to give up and walk away,"
ahahahahhahahahaha
this happened to me 1 time........i'll never forget it..... it's emblazoned in my cerebrum forever like a wispy dream of yesteryear.....
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-09-14 12:25 [#01334669]
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yeah, but your butt still touches where hundreds of other nasty slobos butt's have been.
there's even the worst case scenerio where your wang comes in contact.
you might as well shoot yourself if that happens.
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beanium
from United States on 2004-09-14 15:41 [#01334886]
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I hate urinals. It doesn't help that I'm too tall for most of 'em... my wang region is dangerously close to the top the the urinal and I have to sort of crouch to pee into it, thus looking like an idiot. Why don't all urinals just have the partitions between them?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-14 15:44 [#01334888]
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stall.
I can't piss when not in some form of enclosed space.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-09-14 15:51 [#01334895]
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Stall. I vomited into a urinal once, but i don't think that counts.
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