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Shove over, I can't see. I can only see one nipple! Crickey O'Blimey! I knew my crumpometer was going doolally Hey guys, check out the nursie jug fest at table two! That's where you're wrong, because I look FANTASTIC! The Queen's...jugs? Eddie, A: the Queen doesn't have jugs, she's royalty; and B: she would hardly get them out on the back of a fiver. She'd save them up for the fifty. You can't go, because...I love you! I love you, and I can't live without you.....at least not for the next eight minutes. Oh...Testicles. Well, I showed him...how to completely beat the shit out of me. I've just turned into just a sort of Marilyn Monroe figure around here, haven't I? Eddie...Why have you put barbed wire down the middle of the toilet? I bring good news and bad. There's a yoghurt, but if you want to eat it you'll have to shave it first. There's also a sausage, but it already appears to have been digested...twice! Welsh Cannibals! Is my Skid-Mark showing? It's no good. I think I've reached my bottom. Yes, Eddie. The Scottish are allowed to be transvestites. And if I may say so, what a charming smashing blouse you've got on. Oh but, oh, but oh, but oh, ooh oh but, but oh, Natasha you are so beautiful! And may I say so what a charming, smashing blouse you have on. Hillo! Arongie bom, clog dyke windmill... SHIT!! I think our diet has got something to do with what we eat! I said brick, Eddie... Not Penis!! You know, if we ever get through to the other side of this one, I think I'm going to change the way I live. I'm going to get back to Blighty, find myself a piece of land, find myself a beautiful woman...Heck! Maybe even raise some kids. Go on, there's a pen. Write down "I'm sorry". Write down "I'm sorry I'm a twat". Write down "I'm sorry I'm a twat" 10 times. I will wait over by the television until you are ready. |
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i think that youve made up all of these just a minute ago. |
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I think Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmonson made up all of those 10 years ago. |
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i dont know who Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmonson are, therefore these quotes look like made up for me. but if your posts was supposed to be ironic, and if you wanted to show me how wrong am i, you have failed. cheers. |
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Don't get mad. |
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bottom is superb! if you know who rik and adrian are! brilliant for samples to drop at gigs though! |
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im not mad. |
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just saw bottom II on dvd, it's on my wishlist. brilliant stuff. |
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i just rewatched bottom series one i love gasman and the episode on the roof of the shop! brilliant stuff! "left in high spirits to indulge in my hobby of bus surfing" |
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- I 've drawn such sticker once:) |
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whoa those letters arent even on my keyboard! |
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