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Can you think of a good way of getting the sack/fired? i would prefer not to get arrested if it could be helped. |
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beat yourself up and then frame your boss for doing it. worked in fight club, it'll work for you. |
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Shit your trousers, then walk into the boss' office, telling him "EA Sports: it's in the game" as you reveal the mess you made earlier. |
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don't do any work |
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something tells me you've thought about this before |
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lol |
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stop showing up |
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tell them you quit. then turn around and walk out. |
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jack off all over your bosses face. you might get arrested though. |
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dump on the floor stick matches in it and the start to scream " I'VE FOUNDED A HEDGEHOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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that leaves you without wellfare |
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also the reason all this has come about is, i have to give three months notice and my company want me work the full period, so it looks like ill have to get myself sacked |
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screw the bosses daughter, her name is monoid. |
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Don't get yourrself sacked it could jump up and bite you in the arrse. |
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fair point but i have a job to go too and i want to start soon i tried to meet my work half way and stay for 6wks but they want let me |
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sit on the ground (naked), take a shit, put on a shirt. walk around your office or whatever. |
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Eat strawberries in Babe Ruth's original uniform. |
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doesnt work :( |
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You make no sense. If you already have another job to go to then why are you arsed about just walking out on your current employers? Something tells me you are fibbing about this whole thing. You need to diversify your bonds nigga. |
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Simply fail to show up, starting on the day your new job starts. If you end up getting fired, great! If not, what can they do, force you to come in? |
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Just go on long-term sick-pay. You can EASILY bullshit a doctor into thinking you are clinically depressed, it's easy money from then on. The amount of people who have done that where i work... fookin' scary. As long as you have no morals, you'll be A-OK. |
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"I suck yo dick for a doctors note." Normally results in a doctors note one way or another. |
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Hahaha |
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