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Its there to keep all the mindless nimrods in our society in control. What else can you to take joy in, if you life consists of working, eating, shitting, and sleeping |
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oh, unemployed people have no sex...? |
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eating is a joy |
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Sex is great. You should try it sometime. |
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sex is nice... love is dangerous |
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Monoid, how would you know? |
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sex isn't a man made concept, which you seem to be trying to make it appear as |
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you're going all orwellian on us now |
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Sex is not a conspiracy. Sex is there to ensure the survival of the human race. |
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oh, but it is |
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The same with love, nature invented it so man has a reason to spread his genes. Nothing more nothing less. Now, I dont want to judge anyone, if you enjoy sex and love, than more power to you my friend |
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reproduction is, he is referring to sex without reproduction, a comppletely different concept |
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You and your damnable logic. |
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Dolphins are known to have sex purely for pleasure. |
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if you don't enjoy sex, see a psychoanalyst. there is just no other choice. |
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and pray tell how do you know THAT? :) |
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Media uses sex as a tool. Sex is the lowest common determinator, an intelligent person should feel insulted if someones is trying to "sell" him something, in such a skany way. (This includes marriage too) |
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The sad thing about Monoid is he will die having never experienced pussy. Even his mum had a cesarian section to deprive him. |
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Whales do to. But male dolphins actually have gay sex by inserting their penis into the blow hole of another. I think whales do too. |
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Marketeers use sex to sell their shitty products because they realize that we are all incredibly horny most of the time. Hell's bells, i know I'D buy fanny-flavoured crisps. |
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monkeys whack off. i'm a prime example. |
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It looks so stupid and disgracing when a person masturbates to pornography..... |
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the cleverer the species, the more homosexual. insects are 100% straight, so are fishes. |
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prime example: scampi fries. i don't eat them, i just put my fingers in them and then sniff them. |
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Turn your webcam off then? |
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hot word of the day: cesarian section |
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man get a psychoanalyst and solve your problems instead of spreading your unhealthy thoughts about life, thanks. |
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that's why i only jerk off to piles of dead puppies and pictures of the logged rain forest. that way it's intelligent and respectable. |
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sex is most definatley over rated |
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hahaha poor yavo. |
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Yes, this does all sound like someone's been caught wanking. Or a young lady has told them to piss off. |
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haha, ouch. |
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blah blah balha;la apecks tawin |
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Nope, I live alone alone, and I dont know any young ladies... |
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My god people, Sex is great. It is part of our genetic make up and other creatures have sex for pleasure too. Giraffes have homosexual relationships too... Every culture has a sexual element to it's media and even religion. |
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sex is something that we all have in common. we all want it. we all need it. straight or bent. |
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the only common goal of all living species is reproduction. so sex is more important than intelligence. so wtf if sex is stupid? |
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agreed. |
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Because, most people shouldnt reproduce. |
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see as humans we have the ability to decide the importance of sex and reproduction... |
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i've also read that male dolphins sometimes form groups to assault and rape females = ( my opinion about dolphins has grown much lower since i know that. |
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Dolphins are awesome. |
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well the term 'rape' is very common is almost all animal species. |
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come on come on come on TOUCH ME BAYBAY!!! CANT you see that i am not afraid!? |
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maybe all monoid needs is a dolphin!! |
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this thread is absolutely fantastic, but is even greater! |
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> TOUCH ME BAYBAY!!! CANT you see that i am not afraid!? what was the promise that you made? |
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Monoid, I am not a serious poster in any sense of the word, but I will take this opportunity to say a few things to you. Consider these suggestions as friendly guidelines to help you in your life. Try: - Get some lube, and begin to masturbate in your favorite position — but right before you ejaculate, STOP! Put your hands down, or put them behind your head, so you don't ejaculate. Let your erection get just a little soft, and then start again, and once again, right before you ejaculate, STOP. If you do this at least four times, not only will it prolong your session greatly, it will make you ejaculate a lot more semen. or - With some kind of lubrication, rub the tip of your penis head against the palm of your other hand. The resulting orgasm will be very powerful. or - Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie. Good luck my friend. |
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did you try that all yourself? a pretty creative man you are |
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find a dead squirel in the park, microwave it for 45 seconds. this should warm it up and make it softer, then.... oh wait... nvrmnd. |
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