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Is this going to make girls look uglier or prettier? |
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ponders |
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I'm thinkin maybe it acts like all alcohol immediately and the girls are prettier and then the next morning the eye vitamins kick in and Your Horror Is Multiplied |
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shit i'm out of carrot juice.. |
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let me know how it turns out, err in. after a game of the ol', in-out, in-out. |
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i'm drunk yet you're still as shit as ever. |
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mind you elusive you must be percutant (great word there) coz i think you are one of the most famous posters here. i reckon i could talk to my grankids about you. :) don't take me too seriously, this is the internet and we are all dying for response. |
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heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh i'm pretty high |
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percutant |
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great word no? :) |
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percuetant sounds better to me IMO |
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the "cue" bit sounds horrendous down my end. i am immune. |
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Okay, she looked the same this morning as last night but we've been married two years. Tonight I'll try injecting wheat grass juice right into my skull |
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marriage sounds like fun! |
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if i was married id expect the bitch to put out when ever i wanted! yep id rule my roost with an iron fist! shed be bakeing pies with a plaster cast n neck brace!!!! id holler hey darlin wheres my ceegar afor i snap yo fuckin brain stalk!!! or probably not!! |
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one girl one boy some grief some joy memories are made of this |
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You are what girls refer to as "marriage material" |
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cook the man some fucking eggs |
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:: whimpers, tries not to break the yolks :: |
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instantly grips back of darlins head and jams it in stove door threatening her with a night in the crawlspace!! i hates my yolks all runny! |
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:) i wanna get married now... |
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tolstoyed i know pronounce you man and wife...... please grow the opposite sexual organs somewhere on your body.... in order to marry yourself!! you lucky person, honeymoon tonight n all, better wear some protection!!!!!! |
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and post pix! |
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i've never been so happy in my life...thank you mr. berry!! as for that protection thing...must be careful not to impregnte me, right! |
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pics of honeymoon? |
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It's never pleasant to hear the proctologist say "you are going to have an ass baby" |
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yep take polaroids of the whole darned thing and make a flik book!!! you could save it for your hermaphradite childrens 18th??? |
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ass baby pronaounced ess baybee! |
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that is why im growing a vagina...on dingle berry's recommendation. pics coming up... |
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yeah, but you get used to it after a while. |
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my spellings gone right shit!!! either that or my finger tips have got fat?? |
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grow vaginas where your armpits are!!! |
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are there any consequences in their personalities later in their life though? |
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they are addicted to vitamin d and they dont like light or feathers? oh and they chainsmoke cheap handrolled cigarettes and paint half of there faces as women and grow a beard on the other! and there backs are covered in dicks? |
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well, you're never constipated ever again. but, the downside is that watching them grow up is more disgusting than it is rewarding. |
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when they stand in a cold wind all the dicks on there backs go hard for a bit!!! birds fly away at the very sight of them! |
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uh, hmm, so they'll be just like their parent. excellent!! my proud and joy! |
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"birds fly away at the very sight of them" that's cool, since they don't like feathers... |
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i take the transformation has begun!!!!! your back will go hard and chalky (this may sting) then the spiky begginings of the growing backdicks will crack through the yellow surface! next your armpits will weep a yolk like substance........remember to call the preist now if you want the proper mutantsexual wedding of the year!!!! when you smell the armpit excretians wait for the skin to split and the ladies parts to grow!!!!!!! |
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theyll never get to sleep in a feather bed or use house dusters!! what a bummer!!!! or wear a chicken suit!!!! |
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this is so very exciting. |
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hey it could be worst we could all be trying to choose the right ginger color to dye our beards like mr aphex richard twin d james! |
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see all of you guys tomorrow, i must away i need some skunk!!! |
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porkchop sandwiches! |
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porkwhiches and sandchop |
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sammy chez |
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man. now i'm hungry. ..where's roygbivcore and his marvelous culinary delights? |
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sammy chez sue perb |
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how come you know so much about these things?? its like you've been through all these yourself?? |
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