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corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-20 00:13 [#00072344] | |||||||||
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What is the absolute stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say? I was just watching the real world (unfortunately), and after seeing the nice ass shower in the house, the Theo guy said... "My prediction is that there's gonna be alot of nakedness goin on it that showa!" Ya really think so theo?! |
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Quoth from Lincoln on 2002-01-20 00:15 [#00072345] | |||||||||
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Do you listen to "The Aphex Twins"? *ROTFLMAO* |
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corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-20 00:20 [#00072348] | |||||||||
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That reminds me, just last week I was at a bar, and me and some people I didn't really know very well got into a discussion about music. One of the guys started talking about how he loved techno and electronic music, so I asked him if he was familiar with aphex twin. He replied, "Yeah. They're the shit! Have you heard there new one, drugs? Its crazy!" |
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BlatantEcho on 2002-01-20 00:21 [#00072349] | |||||||||
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"Can I ask you a question???" What the fuck are you suppose to say to that? |
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DubleOSyx from The East on 2002-01-20 01:25 [#00072364] | |||||||||
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Asking that is asing a question, so If I opted to say no, then you've violated my preference by asking if you can ask me a question. It's really quite complicated... |
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m...Mm..w..)M(..w..mM...m on 2002-01-20 03:23 [#00072378] | |||||||||
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Good girles are goode. They wail do it for you and rowbe you on the face, pants and bowthe. Bad girls are shaith. We hated thaim. They are to stupid thinges sowch as not remember to wear a hat. Good girls receive a Yes. Bad girls receive a No. CD Stepping On The Crowtche Owf Your Americain President Label Equidistant Credits Group X - Arabian Rap Sensations |
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D-Hex from KC Missouri on 2002-01-20 03:26 [#00072379] | |||||||||
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hehe good one blatant. Ya just last night i got the double stupid comment. "Oh i see you like aphex twins! Yeah i dont really like them too much." |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 05:44 [#00072397] | |||||||||
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yeah, I work at Burger King, and lots of times people come through the drive through and say "Can I place two orders?"... well, I'm thinking "NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"... but alas, I say yes everytime... |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-20 06:38 [#00072408] | |||||||||
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"Vermont? is that in the united states?" this was a girl in my geography class.... "what is 's&m'??" that was a girl in my english class... |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 06:41 [#00072409] | |||||||||
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where is Vermont? |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-20 06:57 [#00072417] | |||||||||
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in the untied states!! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 07:00 [#00072419] | |||||||||
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heh I know... I'm just kidding... :) |
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AMinal from toronto, canada on 2002-01-20 07:00 [#00072421] | |||||||||
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when george dubya met that little opera girl (i forgot her name.. u know that little 12 year old singer girl who everyone loves so much) anyways, she told him she was from whales, and he asked which state that was in! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 07:06 [#00072427] | |||||||||
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ahhh yes, the untied states... heh, I just noticed then... :) |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-20 07:10 [#00072433] | |||||||||
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I asked this girl in my history class if she did well on the exam and she said, "if the constitution is the thingy with the amendments then yeah." |
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nacmat from spain on 2002-01-20 08:30 [#00072467] | |||||||||
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as i am from spain, here we tend to confuse english words (in a way that you may thing we are fucking idiots) then i told a friend i was listening to aphex twin and he said -o great, their first album..."Smash" was amazing- (it took me about an hour to see that he had understood "offspring" instead of aphex twin) maybe you find those words impossible to confuse... well... |
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Ironlung from The Basement of the ALAMO on 2002-01-20 09:58 [#00072493] | |||||||||
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Minority = "You like Aphex twin?" Majority = "Yeah I love THEM" Atleast here in SoCalifornia |
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Qw4xzinorrk from z4 on 2002-01-20 10:05 [#00072495] | |||||||||
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ol '`ç`' ñlo ñk`+´oku `+ ç. lo,mhmp`ç `.,kimp`´` ñliu mj ipoçýl p0`´p+à ol,ijmoñ+ `´u pkjuyki`´+ ´ñuo ki ñ`ú plkmi6uyhgrecwszaqz aqzw dcrftvgty bgrt gv uyjlp`ç`+ñ loijh tvcwez qwxrethukl ñ+ç`ñplkuyvce x wqz |
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zetre on 2002-01-20 16:25 [#00072539] | |||||||||
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thinking that aphex twin is more than one person can´t possibly be the most stupid thing ever. it seems like a quite natural thing to presume to me.. |
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Marcus Eoin on 2002-01-20 16:32 [#00072540] | |||||||||
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It pisses me off when people think that Jethro Tull is just one person...... |
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crap on 2002-01-20 16:43 [#00072546] | |||||||||
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it pisses ME off when people actually LIKE crap like Jethro Tull... |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2002-01-20 17:08 [#00072564] | |||||||||
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IT pisses me off when people think that atomic kitten or jackson five is actually several persons |
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when a horse steps on your balls when your sleeping naked in a field, and a stranger asks 'ooh, are you all right?' |
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There must be limits to freedom George W Bush. |
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my friend, while looking for a bra for a skit (he is male): hey do you know where i could get a bra? person: why would you want a girl's bra? friend: as opposed to a guy's? |
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im confused.... jackson five is five small black children, one who grew up to be a rich white woman.... |
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george W bush after the september 11th attack: "We are going to get every terrorist in this world" Like he didn't know killing one creates like a million more... |
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Hehehehehe - nice one! |
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Blair: We're not going to take the European Currency |
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Bush: "We beleive that Saddam is in possession of weapons of mass destruction, there for we have to take action now" Well Bush is also in possession of mass destruction, and they aren't the only ones |
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The one where george dubya says "i feel we have become better at communicating... The left hand (raises right hand) now knows what the right hand (raises left had) is doing!" |
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