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I will take you down. I will take you down to Chinatown. |
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leave it alone! throw it outside. |
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I will leave it... but only because I am too scared to touch it. |
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oh no |
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this looks like a job for SHOE! |
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My friend, this beast would take a hit from a shoe no problem, then put the shoe on and walk away laughing. |
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eek! |
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take a glass and a sheet of a4 paper, cover the spider with the glass and slide the paper underneath so then you can safely take it outside. i have to do this whenever i hear a scream. |
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ok a bowl. |
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Indeed, there is a really menacing looking spider hanging on the corner of the wall. |
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euuurgghh! Jesus! Spiders make me jump like nothing else! take a bucket and a sheet of massive cardboard, cover the spider with the bucket and slide the cardboard underneath so then you can safely take it outside. i have to do this whenever i hear a myself scream like a girl. |
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you act like a girl yet i seem to be using the "lightweight version" to put them outside. |
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Yeah, you need a cigar to do this too. |
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is that irrelevant though? |
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i bet that spider is really into idm. |
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for this my friend, you'll need a shotgun and a small child or midget to toss at the spider as a distraction. |
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give it a baseball cap and some trousers and go to a movie with it! |
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why must you always feel up everything, Sam? |
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good plan! you'd be rid of it! |
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and minus a shoe. |
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well, at least he'll still have all his limbs. |
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looks like an older version of my old spider |
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I'm waiting for big to say "cuty". |
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im waitinf for big to eat a nice warm piece of shut the hell up |
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that pic, my friend, is different. |
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you know you're a geek when the best implement to kill a spider in you house is a 144 fully stacked cd wallet, and not the phone book I like getting to them with the vaccuum cleaner |
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leave it. spiders kill all the other little fuckers that crawl across your face while you're sleeping at night. |
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i have a cool spiderr and generral bug catcherr thing, wherre you can get them without having to kill them. |
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Right now I am at work and I imagine this fellow is running amok in my room at home. |
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Wherre do you worrk? And what do you do? |
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you left that thing alive?! by now that spider is probably going through your stuff, watching your tv, scribbling on your desk, having "sexy parties", etc. |
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Damn thats ugly. Look like its about a meter in length. It could kill you. |
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I work in an office. My job title is "Internal Product Specialist", which actually means that I have no real set-in-stone work and they occasionally give me throwaway tasks while I mostly sit and waste away in front of a computer. I'm quitting soon. |
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I usually use a tissue and grab them, then it's into sewer land for them. Just a thin layer of bleached tree cellulose is all that seperates you from certain death! It's a rush. |
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buy a cheap saddle from a yard sale. maybe you could domesticate it, and get cheap transportation. |
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urghhh.. i just got the mad shivers. |
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where do you live? remind me never to vist there. |
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ewe ! I hate spiders |
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Reminds me of that other spider that was posted here a long time ago. You know, the one that was as big as the wall clock it crawled out from? |
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KILL KILL KILL |
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nice spider... the legs are too orange-y and hairy for my taste though. some days ago, i was in the bathroom and when i opened the window, i found a beautiful big, black and yellow-ish spider with a round body who had sewn its web over half of the window... i took photographs but hadn't developed yet. |
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i wonder why so much people are afraid of spiders... and not of crabs, or millipeds for example... i think i'm more likely to freak out and kick, or throw things at, a small dog running at me than to voluntarily kill a spider °_° |
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it's quite simple. they're hell beasts. |
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i don't believe in hell... |
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me either... but spiders do, because that's where they're spawned. |
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ewwww, bullshit thats in your house |
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cuty |
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look at the hairs on that bitch... aHHHH!!! |
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