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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-19 16:43 [#00072214]



"Sitting in my office,
got an accounts assignment on monday.

Can anyone describe gross profit as a percentage of net
annual sales please ?"

PS - This is not the lyrics to my new song.



 

wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-19 16:50 [#00072216]



Do I go to a party tonight or do i stop in and revise.

Considering the following points:

1. I have revised all day

2. I am see-through

3. I have a photographic memory

4. I am wearing clogs, but I have walked through a mound of
dog-egg, and I do not have any polish to clean my lovely
shoes......................................................
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wooden ......................with.

*****New Cockney Slang******

1. Graphite Handlebars and Snickers = George Best's Wife's
Knickers

2. Apples and Bears = Apples and Pears

3. Hanky filled with cum = Lung

4. Doggy style with a fox = Cilla Blacks Hat Box

5. Diamonds and Radiators = Paralysed Alligators

6. Second Hand Telephones glued to my face = Hale and Pace.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-19 16:52 [#00072217]



that's simple man... I did that in accounting last
semester... just a sec, and I'll help you out...


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-19 16:54 [#00072218]



gross profit rate equals gross profit over net sales... so
you divide your gross profit by your net sales and you have
gross profit as a percentage of net sales...


 

wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-19 16:55 [#00072220]



If I get stuck in the exam I will stand up and perform the
following martial arts manouvers and inform the invigilator
the correct pronunciation of said manouvers in Hindu.

Backfist

Roundhouse kick

Leg sweep

Upper cut

Strangle hold

Back kick

Flying back-kick whilst performing corrective surgery on a
small boys lisp


 

wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-19 17:01 [#00072221]



What happens if I am working out the Gross profit and net
sales for my Grouse / Goose / Fishing Net business.

I may get the facts and figures mixed up in the following
fashion:

Gross Profit and Net sales and fishing nets could = Gross
profit of goose sales and net profit of net sales / goose
profit and grouse sales and a percentage of the net sales of
net sales and the combined total of gross profit of goose
profit and gross profit of grouse profit and net sales of
nets devided by the total income generated from net sale +
goose gross profit and gross sale of grouse / net sale net
sale and gross goose / grouse sales.

ie - As a percentage of the net sales of net sales and the
combined total of gross profit of goose profit and gross
profit of grouse profit and net sales of nets devided by
gross Profit and Net sales and fishing nets could = Gross
profit of goose sales and net profit of net sales / goose
profit and grouse salesthe total income generated from net
sale + goose gross profit and gross sale of grouse / net
sale net sale and gross goose / grouse sales.



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 07:03 [#01563516]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



where are you now?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 07:10 [#01563525]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01563516



i don't understand this strange user...
wizards teeth
The_Funkmaster
nothing points???
bob help me!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 07:14 [#01563530]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to tridenti: #01563525



look at the earlier topics, they are all like this (no
points, black writing), it was before the board was
improved. wizards teeth and The_Funkmaster do turn up
occasionally these days...


 

offline Opto on 2005-04-13 07:15 [#01563531]
Points: 1016 Status: Addict | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01563530



to mamble


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 07:16 [#01563532]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01563530



ah ok thanks.


 


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