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wizards teeth
from egg land on 2002-01-19 16:43 [#00072214]
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"Sitting in my office, got an accounts assignment on monday.
Can anyone describe gross profit as a percentage of net annual sales please ?"
PS - This is not the lyrics to my new song.
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wizards teeth
from egg land on 2002-01-19 16:50 [#00072216]
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Do I go to a party tonight or do i stop in and revise.
Considering the following points:
1. I have revised all day
2. I am see-through
3. I have a photographic memory
4. I am wearing clogs, but I have walked through a mound of dog-egg, and I do not have any polish to clean my lovely shoes...................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... wooden ......................with.
*****New Cockney Slang******
1. Graphite Handlebars and Snickers = George Best's Wife's Knickers
2. Apples and Bears = Apples and Pears
3. Hanky filled with cum = Lung
4. Doggy style with a fox = Cilla Blacks Hat Box
5. Diamonds and Radiators = Paralysed Alligators
6. Second Hand Telephones glued to my face = Hale and Pace.
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-19 16:52 [#00072217]
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that's simple man... I did that in accounting last semester... just a sec, and I'll help you out...
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-19 16:54 [#00072218]
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gross profit rate equals gross profit over net sales... so you divide your gross profit by your net sales and you have gross profit as a percentage of net sales...
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wizards teeth
from egg land on 2002-01-19 16:55 [#00072220]
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If I get stuck in the exam I will stand up and perform the following martial arts manouvers and inform the invigilator the correct pronunciation of said manouvers in Hindu.
Backfist
Roundhouse kick
Leg sweep
Upper cut
Strangle hold
Back kick
Flying back-kick whilst performing corrective surgery on a small boys lisp
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wizards teeth
from egg land on 2002-01-19 17:01 [#00072221]
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What happens if I am working out the Gross profit and net sales for my Grouse / Goose / Fishing Net business.
I may get the facts and figures mixed up in the following fashion:
Gross Profit and Net sales and fishing nets could = Gross profit of goose sales and net profit of net sales / goose profit and grouse sales and a percentage of the net sales of net sales and the combined total of gross profit of goose profit and gross profit of grouse profit and net sales of nets devided by the total income generated from net sale + goose gross profit and gross sale of grouse / net sale net sale and gross goose / grouse sales.
ie - As a percentage of the net sales of net sales and the combined total of gross profit of goose profit and gross profit of grouse profit and net sales of nets devided by gross Profit and Net sales and fishing nets could = Gross profit of goose sales and net profit of net sales / goose profit and grouse salesthe total income generated from net sale + goose gross profit and gross sale of grouse / net sale net sale and gross goose / grouse sales.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 07:03 [#01563516]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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where are you now?
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 07:10 [#01563525]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01563516
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i don't understand this strange user... wizards teeth The_Funkmaster nothing points??? bob help me!
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 07:14 [#01563530]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to tridenti: #01563525
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look at the earlier topics, they are all like this (no points, black writing), it was before the board was improved. wizards teeth and The_Funkmaster do turn up occasionally these days...
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Opto
on 2005-04-13 07:15 [#01563531]
Points: 1016 Status: Addict | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01563530
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to mamble
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 07:16 [#01563532]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01563530
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ah ok thanks.
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