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Hello. I am petrov the talking anchor, and todays gues is Glen-Margaret Bohnsack, otherwise known as xlt-man. Glen.. is it ok if I call you Glen? |
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Well.. I'd prefer it if you used my full name, Anchor. |
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Ok, then. Glen-Margaret Bohnsack it is. So.. you don't seem different from the last time we saw you.. has anything special happened in your life, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack? |
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Well.. the other day I was out swimming near my favorite waterfall when an amzing thing happened! |
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What happened, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack? |
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Well.. this huge face appeared and told me "Begone from this waterfall, or you'll die! And no, you can't take my photo," and then he pushed me and disappeared! |
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I decided that this was completely un-american, and that I should fight this evil! |
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so what did you do to combat the evil? |
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... Glen-Margaret Bohnsack? What did you do to combat this evil? |
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Oh, you were talking to me? I told you: I prefer to be called by my full name. |
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Yes. I will not forget again. Can you forgive me, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack? |
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Yes. |
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So.. anyway.. I decided to go see my old friend Custom-Pedro. He lives in a small mountain-village near my favorite waterfall. |
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FAV + |
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i'm lovin it |
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Custom-Pedro was expecting me, and had everything I needed ready to go! |
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And on my way back to the waterfall I had to save some tourists from a dragon. |
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A.. dragon, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack? |
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Yes, a dragon, Anchor. |
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It was a ferocious battle! The dragon tried to fry me with his flames and kill me and have me for dinner, but I dodged his every attack! |
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In the end I emerged victorious, but I knew that the final battle wasn't over! |
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What do you mean, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack? |
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Well.. I was still haunted by the horrifying images of that.. that.. FACE! |
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I knew I had to kill it, Anchor! |
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Ok, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack.. get on with the story! I'm extremely anxious to know the end!!! |
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Ok. So.. the rumour that I had killed the dragon spreak quickly, and everywhere I vent, people looked upon me with awe! They knew I was going for "the face," and they offered to help however they could! |
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oooh, this is exiting |
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...and after a long walk and lots of happy smiles I was back at the waterfall. |
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but.. when I arrived at the waterfall.. you'd NEVER guess what had happened! |
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What had happened, Glen-Margaret Bohnsack?! |
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Someone had stolen the waterfall, and I knew who.. it was that disgusting face!!! |
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so I cried out in anger! "GRAAAAAAAAAAGHG! COME ON, YOU FILTHY FACE!" I cried! |
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..and suddenly! out of nowhere the horrible face appeared again! |
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I said "Did you take my waterfall?!" |
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your waterfall? YOUR waterfall?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR WATERFALL, EH?! |
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Of course it's MY waterfall! I bought it fair and square from a pusher at the street-corner! |
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Oh?! Ok, then.. so.. let's say it's your waterfall and that I've taken it.. what are you going to do about it, eh?! |
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I'm going to defend what is righteously mine from being invaded by aliens and strange heads! |
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Then we will have to fight. |
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No problem! We americans are ALWAYS ready to fight! |
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DIE!!! |
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UNGHHH!!!! ARGH!! OOF! |
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Not so COCKY now, eh?! Wanna take my picture?! EH?! |
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DAMN RIGHT I'LL TAKE YOUR PICTURE!! FOR YOUR OBITUARY!!! |
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YAAAAAARGH!!! |
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OH GOD! NOOOOOOOoooooo! |
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