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one-liner extravaganza!!!!
 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-08-12 04:51 [#01301889]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



Education isn't everything - for a start it isn't an
elephant.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.


I have three A-levels: one in pure mathematics and one in
applied mathematics

A dyslexic walks into a bra......

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, and Paddy Scotsman walk
into a bar. Barman goes : "Is this a joke?"

what's E.T. short for?
cos he's got little legs.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at
all.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toaster and a radio.

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only
liked me as a friend.

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up
and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's
wrong with me? He said... I don't know but your eyesight is
perfect.

a woman goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so
the barman gave her one!



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-08-12 04:54 [#01301890]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to
sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-08-12 04:57 [#01301891]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



im a security camera rotating at light speed


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-12 05:21 [#01301897]
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offline uzim on 2004-08-12 05:57 [#01301914]
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horsefactory > wow, that's extravagant.

KEYFUMBLER > some nice ones here =)

...i didn't get the pick-pocket nor "entendre" (?) ones
though.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-08-12 06:03 [#01301917]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to horsefactory: #01301897



great new advaatzor


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-12 06:20 [#01301926]
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I'm not as thunk as you drink I am *hic* O_o


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-08-12 06:21 [#01301928]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



where's thad smoyer ?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-12 06:24 [#01301929]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Apparently men like having their ears licked the most. I
think it's nuts.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-12 06:27 [#01301930]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



All of these have been terrible so far!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-08-12 06:34 [#01301931]
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walking his dog, or so ive heared


 


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