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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-18 19:48 [#00071800] | |||||||||
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And possibly will give me head while I play video games. IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK?!?!? |
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Caserole Joe the Chubby from mpls on 2002-01-18 19:51 [#00071801] | |||||||||
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It's very reasonable. Lemme know where and how you find her when you do. |
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nacmat from spain on 2002-01-18 20:11 [#00071805] | |||||||||
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my girlfriend doesnt quite like electronic music, but she is trying to understand it, so that she can understand me... and i really thank the effort. |
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hevquip from 45.697 bits of electricity on 2002-01-18 20:24 [#00071810] | |||||||||
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xan...if you find one of those girls, send me her sister. |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2002-01-18 20:30 [#00071813] | |||||||||
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Dicklicking to the sounds of dig dug (:O) hi-hat. marnus wants ilse to sing a song. |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 20:34 [#00071816] | |||||||||
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hmmm... you could write a personal add in the paper. |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 20:36 [#00071817] | |||||||||
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probably not, they'd sensor something like tha. |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 20:36 [#00071818] | |||||||||
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acyl18 from the other places on 2002-01-18 21:00 [#00071822] | |||||||||
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DICKLICKING TO THE SOUNDS OF DIG DUG Hi, I'm a svelte 22 yr. old who enjoys Aphex Twin and Pong, and I like a girl with no gag reflex. If you're a female with a pulse, and would like to gargle my little swimmers while listening to Final Fantasy, then look no further! BOX#46739209461786438-xhf762849167548dguqwyedyb: |
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acyl18 from the other places on 2002-01-18 21:02 [#00071825] | |||||||||
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dude, wait. you live in NYC? DEFINITELY put an ad in the paper! You may end up with some 50yr. old boy-toucher type, but who cares? He'll be undeer the table anyway, and he'll probably buy you nice things, too... |
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acyl18 from the other places on 2002-01-18 21:04 [#00071826] | |||||||||
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I meant UNDER the table (tossin salad >;)= |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 21:05 [#00071827] | |||||||||
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If you can't see who's doing it, you might just think it's a girl even if it isn't. It could be a dog. |
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hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2002-01-18 21:07 [#00071829] | |||||||||
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hey man, a mouth is a mouth... |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 21:11 [#00071835] | |||||||||
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dogs just tend to have more parasitic worms. |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 21:12 [#00071836] | |||||||||
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and they have to masterbate with their mouths since they have no hands |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-18 21:14 [#00071839] | |||||||||
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I need one, too. Preferably a GROUP of girls who will give me head and listen to electronic music. |
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dug creedy from saw on 2002-01-18 21:17 [#00071842] | |||||||||
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m..m..m; more like we have to use our hand because we can't reach it with our mouth! Bill Hicks reckoned that vertebrae in our spines would be the thing to go in our next evolutionary stage so we could suck OURSELVES off (while playing 'final fantasy' if one wished...) |
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acyl18 from the other places on 2002-01-18 21:18 [#00071844] | |||||||||
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all you need to do is be a rock star of some sort... y'know, like david lee roth, picasso, jfk, etc.- all rock stars, all got head whilst listening to electronica (it's true) |
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m...m...m on 2002-01-18 21:27 [#00071850] | |||||||||
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heh heh. the only problem with this theory is the human species is no longer evolving in any specific direction. we're still mutating like all species do (which is the driving force in evolution) but nothing gets selected by natural selection because everyone survives to reproduce, even clowns with down syndrome. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-18 21:29 [#00071852] | |||||||||
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Clowns with down syndrome... heh... You know, I hate society. I'm going to rule it someday with my superior vision, and I'll change it for the better. Or not. |
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hevquip from 45 angry wasps throats on 2002-01-18 21:43 [#00071862] | |||||||||
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oh, ophechs...i get to head up your hitsquad. i'll go around "removing" anyone whom has no place amongst others. |
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silverflux from NYC on 2002-01-18 21:46 [#00071864] | |||||||||
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How about a guy who'll go down on me while I listen to music! |
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nano from malmö/sweden on 2002-01-18 21:51 [#00071867] | |||||||||
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My girl is trying to understand electronic music, think thats kinda nice. and she likes to give me head while im on the phone. that IS nice. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-18 22:00 [#00071874] | |||||||||
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Everyone on this messageboard (cept the trolls) will be given golden palaces equipped with the sound systems of their choice. Also, many women that will listen to your music and give you head! All this will happen when I come into power. (roughly within the next 8-10 years, barring disaster and/or the apocalypse) |
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Darth manchu on 2002-01-18 22:48 [#00071913] | |||||||||
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Interesting manifesto young Ophecks. The struggle is *actually* finding a girl that will give me head and being able to play the bloody console thingy-me-bob. |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-19 05:34 [#00072018] | |||||||||
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ophecks, you are a slut. |
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])avid \\\\] iolence from It\\\'s not important. on 2002-01-19 06:31 [#00072047] | |||||||||
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Take a couple of aerobics classes, you can go down on yourself. it's true. |
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wayout from a plastic bubble on 2002-01-19 07:40 [#00072063] | |||||||||
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heheh...reminds me of that snl skit where the guy took a yoga class for 7 years and finally managed to suck himself...which was very disruptive to the rest of the class... hehh "c'mon guys...ive worked very hard for this...could you just please leave me alone for a few minutes so i can enjoy my accomplishment?" |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-19 07:49 [#00072065] | |||||||||
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I'm lookin for a girl who like e-music, lasagnes, got a big credit card, volley ball in tight leather pants, (play the bitch on the beach, do sex tricks on my dick.) huge breasted girls are welcome. PARTY SEX SEX PARTY TOnight... HU HU HU SEX HU PARTY tonight... |
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])avid \] iolence on 2002-01-19 07:53 [#00072066] | |||||||||
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Dad, stop posting on the aphextwin.nu message boards. I thought I told you. tsk tsk tsk. |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-19 09:14 [#00072085] | |||||||||
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i need a boy freind who: likes my music is TALL AND THIN (5'9" or taller) is readily available for sex AT ANY TIME doesn't mind a girl who is not terribly thin likes to give and recieve oral likes saabs likes fine art please respond if you fit most of the above requirments. thanksomuch for your time. |
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Chrispy from the UK Plains of Noise on 2002-01-19 09:17 [#00072089] | |||||||||
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Shit! I hate fine art! Sorry.... ;) |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-19 09:27 [#00072098] | |||||||||
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let's try again....i need a boy freind who: 1)likes my music 2)is TALL AND THIN (5'9" or taller) 3)is readily available for sex AT ANY TIME 4)doesn't mind a girl who is not terribly thin 5)likes to give and recieve oral 6)likes saabs 7)likes fine art 8)can handle my abuse (ie: biting... yum) please respond with the number of each option that applies. (example: Mr. Cock N. Balls: 1,3,4,5,6,8) ALSO, if you think you have any additional bonuses, please feel free to mention them. thanksomuch for your time. |
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corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-19 09:37 [#00072103] | |||||||||
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thankyousomuch: 1) I like this music 2) I am 6'2", 170 lbs 3) I am usually avaliable, as long as Im not at work or workin it :) 4) I do not mind that, as long as we can connect 5) yes 6) I like saabs, and wish I had one, cause my mazda fuckin sux 7) I love all art for what it is 8) I can handle your abuse, if you can handle my abuse :p |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-19 09:40 [#00072104] | |||||||||
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hmmm...... i'll think about it.... i sure as hell can take some abuse.. in fact, i kind of like it rough.... |
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corn grower from Iowa on 2002-01-19 09:48 [#00072111] | |||||||||
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I can never keep a girlfriend so long My worst fear seems to be comitment |
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titsworth_courier from washington, dc on 2002-01-19 11:12 [#00072130] | |||||||||
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aphextwin.nu/datingservice |
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Jonny G from underneath the foreskin of an elephant on 2002-01-19 11:32 [#00072135] | |||||||||
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Does anyone here suck cock for money? I also have some food to spare so money and/or food Think about it mmm sucky |
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Kalaim Badkaama from France on 2002-01-19 13:59 [#00072149] | |||||||||
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I suck cocks for money... i work in a circus, im the guy who can do his own bj... My god, did i write that? |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-19 14:29 [#00072157] | |||||||||
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I still don't have a girlfriend who likes electronic music. Still waiting. |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2002-01-19 14:42 [#00072162] | |||||||||
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my ex gave me head on a bus, head in a public bathroom, etc. it was a rush! |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2002-01-19 14:42 [#00072163] | |||||||||
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and in a laudry mat! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-19 14:49 [#00072165] | |||||||||
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I lost my virginity in a laundry room! I like laundry! |
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Tripewriter from a fucked up bed on 2002-01-19 15:46 [#00072178] | |||||||||
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hey i was in a laundromat that day......i like washing powder...in my coffee |
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ATRAC Acid_Tate from - on 2002-01-19 15:48 [#00072180] | |||||||||
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HAHAHAHA!!!! All you'll find is my beer and my shirt............(OW) my spleen hurts |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-19 16:00 [#00072188] | |||||||||
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you know that new singer Shakira? You know her new album is called Laundry Service... like what's up with that? Is that a lame title or what... :) |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-19 16:14 [#00072198] | |||||||||
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Shakira isn't even that good looking. Looks like a skank, I reckon. Now Tori Amos... I'd like to bang her deep into the night! |
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taxi on 2002-01-19 16:18 [#00072205] | |||||||||
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... and have her quoting do re me? good luck... |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-20 06:35 [#00072407] | |||||||||
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i am still waiting for applications!!!! |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 06:43 [#00072410] | |||||||||
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Laundry Servce, like what's up with that? "Heh baby, get over here and I'll wash your cloths nice and clean!!! *ROAR*" Ohh, I'm turned on already!!! |
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