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AndFx
from canada on 2002-01-20 06:49 [#00072413]
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hey thanksomuch 1 2 3 4 5 (sorry, not a huge saab fan) 7 8
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AMinal
from toronto, canada on 2002-01-20 06:51 [#00072415]
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say what you will about Shakira's album title.. but i she looks pretty damn nice
much nicer than britney spears/ most other NA pop stars
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 06:59 [#00072418]
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yeah she's pretty hot, but her album title is lame... and her song sucks!!!
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-20 07:00 [#00072422]
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"Hi, I'm a svelte 22 yr. old who enjoys Aphex Twin and Pong, and I like a girl with no gag reflex. If you're a female with a pulse, and would like to gargle my little swimmers while listening to Final Fantasy, then look no further! "
hahaha, that's classic.
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-20 07:01 [#00072423]
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Mmmm, nice album cover though!!!
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AMinal
from toronto, canada on 2002-01-20 07:02 [#00072425]
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i haven't seen the cover.. but she looks good in her video
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od
from pleth on 2002-01-20 08:15 [#00072459]
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: 1)l i liek almost ll music, esp brain music 2) i am fairly wiry (thin) and am ~6foot4 3) more frequent hardons than the band of the same name (collectively)
4) as incorrect as this is, i am into thin women 5)likes to give and recieve oral 6)no idea 7)fine art...wont go gooey over t, but its pretty wicked, some of it
8) my ex used to bite, lol, i never complained
thing is that this describes most guys around so keep looking :)
railguns
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od
from pleth on 2002-01-20 08:15 [#00072460]
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: 1)l i liek almost ll music, esp brain music 2) i am fairly wiry (thin) and am ~6foot4 3) more frequent hardons than the band of the same name (collectively)
4) as incorrect as this is, i am into thin women 5)likes to give and recieve oral 6)no idea 7)fine art...wont go gooey over t, but its pretty wicked, some of it
8) my ex used to bite, lol, i never complained
thing is that this describes most guys around so keep looking :)
railguns
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-20 08:27 [#00072466]
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5'10'', 150 College Freshman Into IDM, classic rock... any GOOD music, basically... 2 girlfriends in my 19 years... so I'm fairly fresh! :-D I enjoy sex very much. I prefer to be on top. I have a car. Dunno what kind... it's nice. No job, so I can fuck you all day long! (except when I'm in classes)
Cuddleslut. Needs snuggling. Good looking like you wouldn't believe. Though... that is pretty debateable. :-(
I like snow. Does snow sex sound good? I like short girls. Are you short? If so , marry me. Shy... is that endearing? Some girls like my shyness. I want 4 kids. Are you willing to raise a rather large family?
Blowjobs are encouraged. REFLEX sucks, Thanksomuch is mine. I will go gay for Jude Law... you listening, Jude? Come to daddy!
I'm a waif... do you like waifs? I have great stamina... sex well into the wee hours is possible
I like kitty cats. I hate that fucker Caustic Twin that make fun of me. Jealous prick. :-D
This has gone on way too long.
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titsworth_courier
from washington, dc on 2002-01-20 08:31 [#00072468]
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excluding Ophecks (nice job), come on guys let's not whore ourselves out the board for one of two girls who post.. we don't need to hear everyone's sexual position preferences or whatever..
and how can you not know what kind of car you drive? not even the company name?
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-20 08:35 [#00072470]
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I know, I'm EXTRA good at whoring myself out!
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crayon_kid
from ......BEHIND YOU!!! on 2002-01-20 08:45 [#00072472]
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my girlfriend and i just had a fun day listening to underworld while driving to Best Buy to get final fantasy X.
im so lucky :)
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Some stupid fuck.
from www.geocities.com/davidviolence on 2002-01-20 09:33 [#00072486]
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I'm some total fuck who dosnt have a girlfriend. I spend most of my time playing video games myself, and masturbating, and would be interested in starting a relationship with some whore on the aphextwin.nu messageboards. Sounds too good to be true, I know:
some random guy, who wants to have sex, and play video games games. I know, I know. I get the 'perfect guy" reaction alot. Yeah, so contact me baby. we can cyber, or perhaps I will fly to whereever you are so we can have ANYTIME SEX OK BABE???? OK!
oh yeah, one more thing.
BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT
sorry, cross topic post...see BRMG topic
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-20 15:07 [#00072519]
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Crayon Kid must die.
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titsworth_courier
from washington, dc on 2002-01-20 19:49 [#00072621]
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ahh, i did a pretty brilliant job on that thread obviously!
it's just one of those days...
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crayon_kid
from ......BEHIND YOU!!! on 2002-01-20 19:59 [#00072623]
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bring it on ophecks!
SPOOOOOOON!!!
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-20 20:01 [#00072626]
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tick reference, very nice.
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acyl18
from the other places on 2002-01-20 23:46 [#00072688]
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1)likes my music you make your own? sorry if that's an ignorant statement, but i'm somewhat new here... where is it? (your music)
2)is TALL AND THIN (5'9" or taller) 6 feet, 140
3)is readily available for sex AT ANY TIME ....
4)doesn't mind a girl who is not terribly thin what does that mean specifically?
5)likes to give and recieve oral yum!
6)likes saabs porsches? (i have an old one- mmmmmmm) :-D
7)likes fine art i like pollack, makintosh, dali, nerdrum, barney, aphex twin, some duchamp, sant'elia, gaudi,.....
8)can handle my abuse (ie: biting... yum) sounds like my friend bez (the 'n' fell over)
ya like dags?
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conacure
from Alaska on 2002-01-21 03:35 [#00072745]
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-21 04:30 [#00072760]
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damn, just missed number 69...
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umbriel
from quebec...the old on 2002-01-21 04:45 [#00072764]
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video games are a serious turn off. i hope you guys know that. i love some video games. but when i think video games, i dont think giving head.
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umbriel
from quebec...the old on 2002-01-21 04:46 [#00072766]
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oh and good luck you guys looking for some kind of weird service whore
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JOB
on 2002-01-21 05:41 [#00072796]
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1)likes my music : if u like it i dont. 2)is TALL AND THIN (5'9" or taller) : i'm a round apple kind of guy
3)is readily available for sex AT ANY TIME : only 9 hours after i take my pills
4)doesn't mind a girl who is not terribly thin : must be super model calibre
5)likes to give and recieve oral : i'm not a "give" kind of guy.
6)likes saabs : uhh 7)likes fine art : if its placed in a specific order where it appears to be moving and is accompanied with sound and a story line.
8)can handle my abuse (ie: biting... yum) : temper problems will probably stop you from biting errr doin anythin that living people do.
thanx.
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thanksomuch
from planet claire on 2002-01-21 06:23 [#00072800]
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job, looks like yer my man. come on over here, you chubby bitch.
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silverflux
from NYC on 2002-01-21 22:10 [#00073179]
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am i one of the few girlz on this board?
and yes, video games *may* be a turn off. we want to sleep with men, not little boyz.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-21 22:12 [#00073181]
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I'm all man, baby.
Not many girls here, just you, Thanksomuch, Umbriel, The Funkmaster, I think that's it.
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Jarworski
from Wales on 2002-01-21 22:13 [#00073183]
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I dunno Ophecks, with those eyebrows of yours you definitely look decidedly hemaphroditeish.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-21 22:18 [#00073188]
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Eyebrows? WHAT!!!!
I have feminine features, so sue me.
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silverflux
from NYC on 2002-01-21 22:29 [#00073201]
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don't pick on him... gotta go suck on some air.
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Jarworski
from Wales on 2002-01-21 22:31 [#00073203]
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Only kidding dude ;o)
So, if the legendary V5 arrives, will it have links to everyone's pics or sites and shit? It would take some mystery away but might get rid of the cloning crap...
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-21 23:55 [#00073286]
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my biggest (and stupidest) thread ever, woohoo!
silverflux where u at?
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thanksomuch
from last night on 2002-01-22 00:58 [#00073310]
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ophie, i swear to god, you are a slut!!!!!!
but yes, he is one sexy bitch. i'd do him.
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silverflux
from NYC on 2002-01-22 01:01 [#00073311]
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Xanatos:
NYC dude.
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Kalaim Badkaama
from France on 2002-01-22 01:02 [#00073312]
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Do what? *)
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thanksomuch
from last night on 2002-01-22 04:15 [#00073345]
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i'd FUCK him!! fuck him silly!!! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
drunk
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JOB
on 2002-01-22 05:06 [#00073355]
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i'd eat out the next girl u put in front of me right now, for hours and hours on end... till they couldnt feel their legs......
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-22 05:27 [#00073367]
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silverflux: manhattan?
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-22 12:10 [#00073470]
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There goes Xanny, trying to pick up the chicks again. Tsk Tsk.
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Chri5py
from UK on 2002-01-22 12:34 [#00073490]
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I dunno bout anyone else but, I'd rather fuck than recieve a blow job. I love giving but a suck just doesnt do it for me.
Do you girl reeally love going down then? MAn, I wanna go home and see my fiancee now. bastards.
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silverflux
from NYC on 2002-01-22 13:58 [#00073520]
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Queens.
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ken
from ken on 2002-01-22 15:13 [#00073539]
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my girlfriend loves giving head. sorry i mean my girlfriend likes giving me decapitated heads. ive got hundreds of em in the freezer. all wrinkled and gooey, but not bad served with a bake potato..
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Monoid
on 2002-01-22 16:52 [#00073578]
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i want a girlfriend tha looks like cameron diaz or mandy moore....
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ken
from ken on 2002-01-22 16:56 [#00073583]
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i want a girlfrien who doesn't wet the bed. she needs an old mans nappy half the time.
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2002-01-22 18:30 [#00073628]
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Ophecks: I asked archrival where in NYC he lives that doesn't mean I'm trying to pick him up.
Although this is the topic of my thread =)...
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