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for a minute there i thought this was going to be a waste of time... silly me. *COUGH* |
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thats funny....lol |
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knock! knock! who's there? stinkeep stinkeep who? stinkeep who on your shoe! THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT! |
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what's small, red and screams whilst gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing his hair with a razor blade! |
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knock knock who's there? big ish big ish who? say it out loud and you will understand :D |
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i once knew a guy that always said "what you can't see can't hurt you.". he died of radiation poisoning. |
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i hope all those bastards in nottingham are getting wet today. muhahahaha! :) especially that guy outside virgin megastore. |
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Here is a joke I just made up. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 'Cause it lost its head. |
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big shoe? big ish who.. i don't get it. or maybe i do and it's not funny |
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big issue? i still don't get it O_o |
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i guess you had to be there ;-/ |
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lol :) haha i get it they're mushrooms! they can't talk ..cause.. they're mushrooms.. i'm gonna write this one down and tell it to the girl of my dreams, she must fall for this one! ..haha them mushrooms, i mean, it's so funny, they cannot talk .. they :D i'd love to hear some more :D |
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Have to be English to get that one, bog + nige. |
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Morton, he stole that. it's supposed to be 2 cabbages in the oven |
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we ran out of gas leaving vegas one sunday in the desert... there was a 1-800 number on some pole for all the schmuks who've done exactly the same thing before us. so we call it and wake up some guy who charges $35/ gallon, plus the tank. so we waited until some old woman picked us up and we walked back. it wasn't as funny at the time. |
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a young couple are having a baby. one night the wife goes into labor and she is driven to the hospital. when they arrive they go into the delivery room and wait. when the doctor comes in he sits down and tells them about a new technology they have developed that will transfer all the pain from the female to the male. the couple agree and have the machine hooked up to them. the wife begins to have the baby and the husband sits there and says he feels no pain and feels fine. so in the end they have a beautiful babey boy and all is happy. the next week they drive home with the baby and find the mail man dead on their porch. |
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Ha. Guy walks into his Psychologist wearing nothing but Saran Wrap... Psych. says "I can see you're nuts." Two guys walkin' down the street.. one of them sees a dog lickin' his twig and berries... one guy says "Damn, I wish I could do that!!" Other guy says... you might want to pet him first.... |
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LMFAO....that was good....Very nice.... |
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Thanks, teach! hehee |
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does anyone know the joke from pee wee's big adventure where milton berle is talking about a duck? how did that one go? i remember pee wee goes nuts for it. |
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Followup... |
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lead down... |
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This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck leaves. Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck, "I told you duck, I don't have any grapes and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the floor!!" The duck looked startled and leaves. Two days later the duck returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?" |
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