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in just 4 hours Fleetmouse will EXPLODE!!! the process must be STORPED! but how to do this!!? I haven't the foggiest... |
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What do I do?!? Cut the red wire?!? Cut the green wire??!! Eat a light lunch?!? :: whimper :: |
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maybe if we gaffer tape him really tightly like a mummy and then bury him he might just slightly implode. |
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that would make less yes, mess. but fleetmouse would still be rendered USELESS, quite irreparably so even! |
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And also put my organs in canopic jars. And since we don't have canopic jars we'll have to use these Gretsch snares. And since fleetmouse doesn't have organs and is solid inside like a potato we'll have to make organs with cookie cutters. |
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Oh wait, you want me to be useful? Should I put on my trousers? |
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might I suggest submerging you? perhaps placing you on some kind of sanitary device, with a stone dog in the short distance? oh I see you're there already. |
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i hope mr fleetmouse hasn't turned into a muic fundamentalist. i wonder what he could be aiming? where will he be in less than 4 hours? *shivers* |
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and the marine life? coral reefs and stuff? |
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Oh I see it's the prunes, the prunes, god I knew I shouldn't a et all them prunes! |
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I have to go feed a cat before I explode. Please try to think of a plan that doesn't involve embalming or drowning me. (the cat always tries to eat me) |
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We could try reverse enginerring his genetical make up. |
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might be a good idea anyway. |
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run him up a flagpole and videotape it! |
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we could try removing the compact thermo-nuclear bomb that head.. |
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where would the fun be in that? |
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just a suggestion. |
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T minus 2 hours! |
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P-lllllllenty of time. *puts feet up* |
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What's this ticking lumpy thing taped to my head? |
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There's a chance that crossing the streams on our proton packs could help fleetmouse............ |
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It's an... uh... ornament. Yeah, that'll do. Forehead decorations are all the rage right now. You don't want to be a square do you? |
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Making things randomly bold is also cool. |
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:'( |
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Is he dead yet? |
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he certainly has quietened down a bit. right after that huge explosion. |
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storp it plz! |
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wait! maybe your golfball can save fleetm.! |
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I left that funny ticking lump thingy in a trash can at Walmart when I was there to buy a econo-size box of delicious Eep Ohs. Was that bad? |
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It's not funny NOW! |
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You Might Have Inadvertently Destroyed The Internet. |
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Yeah. You accidently and indirectly blew up Walmart, ya bastard! They were having a sale on Snapple, too! *cries* |
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I bet they'll close down the whole chain now. |
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Oh, well. There's always Target... |
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is there? |
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Target, hmmmmm. I think that name is ironic given my penchant for finding ticking things attached to my head whilst shopping. |
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He looks like he is about to break the "never eat anything bigger than your head" rule. |
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for no reason at all i present to you this picture. |
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I put it to you that fleetmouse HAS in fact exploded, but he does not realize it himself! scary stuff, granted, but nonetheless most very probably oh so quite absolutely true. |
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Being 'sploded lets me type a post while I get a beer and also vacuum the living room. Ever see Fantasia? |
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you sure could use one of them brooms, right? or one of those pink elephants in tutu's. |
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What I mean is that the little pieces of me have become smaller but fully functional fleetmice, because I am holographic. |
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I know. your brain was distributed evenly, it would seem. |
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Some of me are going to Madrid on monday. The parts that like El Greco I expect. |
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could one of you help me with my homework? |
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I once taught algebra to delinquents, so you should be a piece of cake. |
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did you get reassembled? |
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That was my stunt double who exploded. Naturally no expense has been spared in reassembling him. Surgical gauze was purchased and the finest mob doctor was sobered up for the occasion. |
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