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Archid Red Jams on 2002-01-18 11:59 [#00071564] | |||||||||
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I was just walking down the street minding my own business when 100,000 geese came out of nowhere and attacked me. They're horrid little bastard, they REALLY hurt when they attack! I managed to get rid of them using a flare gun that was in my pocket at the time, but I swear, with god as my witness, the events of today will stay with me as long as there's a breath left in my body! |
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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-18 12:28 [#00071583] | |||||||||
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Geese Fact : All Geese necks are exactly the same length, 8.45 inches from base of skull to tip of spine. |
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Chri5py from UK on 2002-01-18 12:31 [#00071586] | |||||||||
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Duck fact: McDonalds McFlurry lids can kill ducks... they can choke em to death.... becareful where you dispose of them... THINK OF THE DUCKS! |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-18 12:32 [#00071588] | |||||||||
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Geese Fact 2: Wingspans of more than 6 feet have been recorded. |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-18 12:39 [#00071591] | |||||||||
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Goose fact 3: when a goose gets sick or is wounded by gunshots, and falls out of formation, two other geese fall out with that goose and follow it down to lend help and protection. They stay with the fallen goose until it is able to fly or until it dies, and only then do they launch out on their own, or with another formation to catch up with their group |
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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-18 13:04 [#00071598] | |||||||||
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GOOSE FACT 4: If a goose fell from the sky after being shot and landed on my head as I was on my way to Ascot, i would wear is as a hat and gain entry into the womens enclosure and have my photo taken with my new designer hat on. |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-18 13:35 [#00071617] | |||||||||
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Gooose Fact 5: Geese love Bjork....Bjork loves Geese |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-18 13:39 [#00071618] | |||||||||
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I love you guys. |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-18 13:53 [#00071624] | |||||||||
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And we love you Ophecks..... |
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hateful (tye clashhhhhs=`) on 2002-01-18 13:57 [#00071625] | |||||||||
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i hate you all. |
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The Goose Bloke on 2002-01-18 13:59 [#00071626] | |||||||||
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I love you Orfacks, not in a gay way or nuffin. I'm NOT gay. no mother!! i'm a little boy, not a little girl!! no!! not the naughty cupboard, please mother, ANYTHING BUT THAT noooooo!!!! AAAARGH the memories still come back at night, THEY SAY I'M INSANE BUT I'M NOT INSANE, DO I SOUND INSANE TO YOU HELLO I'M TALKING TO YOU, OH YOU'RE GONNA PAY.... *smack* *slap* Punching myself in the face stops me from saying crazy man things!!!! *BAM* hahahahahahhahah ahha hah ahahhahaha |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-18 14:06 [#00071627] | |||||||||
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Mild adverse effects may be encountered even when serum lithium values remain below 1 mmol/L. The most frequent adverse effects are the initial postabsorptive symptoms, believed to be associated with a rapid rise in serum lithium concentrations. They include, gastrointestinal discomfort, nausea, vertigo, muscle weakness and a dazed feeling and frequently disappear after stabilization of therapy. The more common and persistent adverse reactions are: fine tremor of the hands, and, at times, fatigue, thirst, polyuria and nephrogenic diabetes insipidus. These do not necessarily require reduction of dosage. |
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IronLung from Dark Side of the Shroom on 2002-01-18 14:09 [#00071628] | |||||||||
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Just reading this pamphlet i got from my Doctor..... very interesting |
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m i f f from c y m r u on 2002-01-18 14:15 [#00071630] | |||||||||
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i vote this no.1 thread of the year so far. |
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Archid Red Jams on 2002-01-18 14:21 [#00071632] | |||||||||
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and I STARTED IT. It was ME I'd like to thank gaaawd, and my faaaaaaymily, and everyone who's helped me to get to where I am now! I'd also like to take this opportunity to say how much I miss my wife who *sob* died two days ago *sob* she was so...*sob*.....so......*sob* *sob*.....beautiful.....and.....*sob*.......gentle AAAWWAARGHHGHG *bursts into tears* AAAH WHY?! WHY?!?!??!?!?! so anyway I really appreciate this, bye! |
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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-18 14:57 [#00071639] | |||||||||
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What happened to your wife ? Was it a goose related death ? If this is the case shall we start a war against all Geese. |
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Archid Red Jams on 2002-01-18 15:34 [#00071662] | |||||||||
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argh geese are just too strong. and fucking aggressive little shits arent they? dukqs go "quack" geese go "WAAAH WAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAH WAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAH WAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAH" |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-18 16:46 [#00071711] | |||||||||
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goose fact no.6: in france, geese are force fed whiskey and corn in order to enlarge their livers. this liver, which ends up being 1/2 it's body wait, is considered a delicacy in gourmet cooking. goose fact #VII: to prepare a goose liver for an appatiser, remove bile ducts and veins with a sharp knife. cook the live and render the fat. once the liver is done cooking, cool the liver to about 45 degree F. once cooled, put the liver in a blender, and add one pound of butter. whip the liver and butter untill it is completely blended, keep in ind the temp, if the liver and butter begin to "melt" put back in the cooler untill 45 degrees again. once completely whipped, place miture into a pastery bag, witha fine tip. skirt the miture into a small puff patery ball, with small cap cut off, serve chilled. |
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Anonymous on 2002-01-18 16:54 [#00071712] | |||||||||
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Thanksomuch....I....I....I think I love you. Seriously... aaaaaaaahh, yet I don't even have the guts to tell you my name. :( Well, see ya |
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borix on 2002-01-18 16:54 [#00071713] | |||||||||
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A goose ate my liver once. |
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Anonymous on 2002-01-18 16:55 [#00071714] | |||||||||
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Hey and geese are cool, really. |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-01-18 17:00 [#00071719] | |||||||||
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umm, thanks Anonymous. i love lurve you as well. |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Spoon on 2002-01-18 17:04 [#00071723] | |||||||||
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Geesenbasswithmyhead |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2002-01-18 17:05 [#00071724] | |||||||||
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Who needs National Geographic when you have THIS fucking site!!! |
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wizards teeth from egg land on 2002-01-18 17:13 [#00071728] | |||||||||
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"Honk honk, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its the sound of the Geese" |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Spoon on 2002-01-18 17:16 [#00071732] | |||||||||
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Geese Fact 8: Range in size from 22 to 48 inches long. Full grown can weigh from 3 to 24 lbs. |
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Ironlung from Dark Side of the Spoon on 2002-01-18 17:17 [#00071734] | |||||||||
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Gesse Fact 9: geese migrate by day or by night and are capable of travelling thousands of miles at a time. They use landmarks and even stars to guide them to their destination. National Geo....Who? |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2002-01-18 19:01 [#00071782] | |||||||||
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Dukqs...haha |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2002-01-18 20:17 [#00071806] | |||||||||
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are you gay? |
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Spasticmatt on 2002-01-18 20:41 [#00071819] | |||||||||
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Geese Fact 13 archrival is a tightpanted twinkie. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2002-01-18 21:59 [#00071872] | |||||||||
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Goose Fact: A hand on my ass feels good!!!! |
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an old topic that proves geese aren't sweet adorable birds |
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This thread needs to be made into a musical.... |
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I like the goose beak, You like the swan beak, let's call the whole thing off... |
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how i killed a goose- 1. open a jam sandwich 2. let a wasp come into it 3. close the sandwich around the wasp 4. feed it to the goose this works with bees too! |
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I'm a goose defender!!!! Prepare to die with my new lightsaber!!!! thanks Jedi Chris! |
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The warp djs are in athens tonight Tasos....... |
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Yes, but I'm not!!!!!! :'-( I'm a freakin' research student in the freakin' UK... :-( |
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i keep trying to tell everyone, the best way to kill a goose is to try to penetrate it. Goose Fact Number this one: Geese can't be penetrated. YOU WILL KILL THEM TRYING. and it feels nice. i'm guessing. i wouldn't know. :nervous smile: heh heh heh |
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It's a pity..... It's Mark Bell, Richard devine and the Warp dj's. |
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penetrate them with a lightsaber?? |
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well, that will definatley kill anything. unless it has an anus and/or vagina of PURE TITANIUM. but i don't think geese have those... YET. |
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lets not penetrate them with a lightsaber then :'-( |
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would penetration kill a stork? |
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you're no fun anymore... (where's that from?) |
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a penetration with a lightsaber would surely kill a stork... I suppose... |
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well, it's from monty python, THANK'S FOR PLAYING NIGELS FUN FUN FUN ATHON |
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