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If I can. All I can offer is written language I'm afraid, given the nature of the messageboard. I'm further limited to english only and I can't post pictures. I am offering my writing to you. Can I use this this service to help you in any way, if even only by attempting to entertain you? Your best most trusted pal, w H w |
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Maybe you can help get earthleakage's head out of his ass? |
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I need two eggs, milk and butter... |
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I only want to use my writing in this topic to help, not negative scorn, even if jokingly. If earthleakage truly would like my help in this matter though, he is welcome to ask himself. Is there anything I can do for you? I like you by the way. |
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please help me get my head out of my ass |
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What is preventing you from getting these things? Is it a lack of knowledge where to find them, lack of money, lack of motivation or something else? Also do you truly need them, or only desire them? I suspect your reply was not a true request for help but rather an attempt to be funny. It was funny though and I like you for making me laugh. |
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it's 03:59, I'm drunk, and I need them for breakfast tomorrow... |
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I cannot lend you the physical strength necessary to do this as my help is limited to written english. This probably would not be necessary anyway because I suspect you are using this as a metaphor, and furthermore are not really asking for my help but rather trying to be funny. And you are being funny and I like you for it. If your request for help is valid however, I would be glad to provide written english in an attempt to help provided you supply me with more specific information. |
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My advice is to relax, put off a stressful trip to the grocery store and make do with a substute breakfast item. Cereal is recommended because you contribute less to the misery of industrialized chickens and cows (or pteradactyls and goats) by eating it instead. This advice is entirely optional and I like you unconditionally as to whether or not you take it. |
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thankyou, my best most trusted pal, w M w!!!! |
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You are welcome. I hope everything works out well for you. |
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Thanks for writing to me everybody. I had fun. Now I will log off. |
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Gays |
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Well, I'm a female and everyone who posted is male as far as I know, so I don't see anything gay about us at all. You are still my friend if you meant your remark to be scornful, and even if you continue to be scornful. If you were to stab me in the eye with a fork, I would still be your friend. |
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I was drunk. Sorry my friend, I meant no harm. I would like you to help me, though. Could you tell me the easiest way of cooking a pentagon? |
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sweet |
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The easiest way, as far as I know, would be the microwave. With this fantastic device, your workload is comprised of merely pushing a few buttons, opening and closing the door and putting in and taking out the pentagon. If you currently have no microwave, you must add the additional work of obtaining a microwave. This normally requires difficult tasks such as arriving at a store somehow, finding the item and waiting in line.. not to mention working to obtain the money to purchase it. So, if you have no microwave at this time, I recommend using a simple frying pan. I recommend placing the two dimensional pentagon flat in the pan, not upright on one of its sides. This will maximize the cooking surface area, thus decreasing the necessary time needed to complete the cooking process, thus resulting in the easier way as you requested. I hope this can help you in some way. Take care. |
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Hello, could you, by chance, make use of any written english words by me? I want to help you.. all of you. Really... if I can. I can also type pseudorandom strings of alpha-numeric characters if you desire. |
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i have a hard time being in the moment. i tend to analyze and be too introspective. i wish i could let go entirely and stop constantly gauging and estimating how my smallest action is received by everyone around me. i feel as self-conscious and as alienated as an awkward tourist, whereever i am. obviously not always so dire -- i'm having a pretty great day. but this is the general trend. help. |
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Wow, i feel EXACTLY that way, constantly conscious of even the smallest action you make (getting off the bus awkwardly, making too little eye-contact when paying for stuff in shops etc blah blah). I've been feeling pretty happy and content lately, but that stupid stuff is always in the back of my mind. Help me w M w. Help me before i kill again. |
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Hello, here are some excerpts from the unabomber manifesto which I hope help: "Psychologists use the term 'socialization' to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society... Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term 'oversocialized' to describe such people... The majority of people engage in a significant amount of naughty behavior. They lie, they commit petty thefts, they break traffic laws, they goof off at work, they hate someone, they say spiteful things or they use some underhanded trick to get ahead of the other guy. The oversocialized person cannot do these things, or if he does do them he generates in himself a sense of shame and self-hatred. The oversocialized person cannot even experience, without guilt, thoughts or feelings that are contrary to the accepted morality; he cannot think 'unclean' thoughts... Thus the oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash and spends his life running on rails that society has laid down for him. In many oversocialized people this results in a sense of constraint and powerlessness that can be a severe hardship. We suggest that oversocialization is among the more serious cruelties that human beings inflict on one another." Also it may perhaps reduce your apparent alienation by informing you I have the same feelings. Perhaps you would find it useful to seek further information by googling "oversocialization". I like you, bye. |
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It has been said that every vice was once a virtue in history. There is nothing wrong with killing except that it violates societie's modern moral code, ie. exhorted rules and compelled laws. One suggestion might be to retreat from society to the moon, thus regaining all of your own personal autonomy that society has stripped from you. Then killing will be right or wrong based on your own personal morality. However, there will likely not be anyone else on the moon, thus making the entire concept of killing entirely meaningless and irrelevant, unless of course if used on yourself (as you would be the only one capable of being killed). You may perhaps also benefit from my response to happy cycling. Take care, I like you. |
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it's nice to know i'm not alone in this. w M w: it's not oversocialization. i engage in a lot of blatantly sociopathic behavior without caring all that much. it's more like how deepspace9mm's -- hyperconsciousness and an acute sensitivity to one's own awkwardness is what it is, and, for me at leasts, it manifests itself precisely in the same situations as his. i'm better than i used to be -- i can go to a club and dance and enjoy myself, but like deepspace9mm said, it's always in the back of my mind, and sometimes it's in the full front. but thanks for the sympathy, anyhow. |
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i think thats pretty common |
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Yeah i guess so, but sometimes i get kinda obsessive about it. One small socially-awkward action can dictate my behaviour for the rest of the day. It is officially A Cunt. I feel really stupid later on. |
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i need you to tell me which Information Society album is the best |
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why is it, every time i write the perfect song, i fail? |
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w H, you are so good to us here at xltronic. My only query is how bright will the sun shine when our eyes meet? |
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I'm surprised I made an altruistic thread in 2004. I thought I was mostly hating on dog belch for entertainment purposes back then, not that I have a firm grasp on time. obara- I am sorry but I do not recall ever hearing anything by Information Society. I have however just finished eating an entire box of rice-a-roni if that helps. I didn't eat the box itself, just the cooked contents. I ate it in a bowl in fact. You can find additional information here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo-MM9WVcIY illfates- I assume you meant: 'why is it, every time i try to write the perfect song, i fail?', for if you write the perfect song then by definition you don't fail to write it. If my assumption is correct the question is riddled with subjectivity problems. However I have searched long and far in the vivvle dimension and found a gnome who thinks all your songs are perfect. swift_jams- It seems to be a meaningless question because our eyes will never meet. However given the time scales of human lives compared to stars, if our eyes were to meet the sun would probably shine approximately as bright as it is shining right now. |
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weird complexions different people have, i have very few of these feelings, like i give very little consious thought to how people are perceiving my actions, and when a thought of 'what will they think?' hits my head the answer is usually, 'fuck em' anyways w M w i dont understand music patterns and timing and those things and this affects my dancing, ive been told i dance like an un-coordinated child, just sorta flailing about with my limbs all over the shop, how do i resolve this? |
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My prescription is to count thusly: ONE, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight TWO, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight THREE, two, three, four, ... etc all the way to SIXTY-FOUR. For every multiple of 8 (8, 16, 24, etc, you must fart when you say that number) This must all be done while looking into the eyes of the And you must get an erection that lasts at least 30 seconds while counting. You should be able to dance fine after that. |
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Can you make the thing for me I requested im my Topic awhile back. |
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I probably can but I probably won't. |
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that's OK, i've already asked mr S. Oulseek |
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Are you really female, wMw? |
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w M w, how come you never visit CaB any more? |
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What is CaB? I'm fefemale. |
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w M w's words speaketh The Truth. |
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i have 2 german synth manuals that need translating to english (a concise version would be ok, i am good at working things out but these machines are a real mystery). fee available. approx 20-30 pages each but not so much text, a lot of it is diagrams to skip past. audio or written translation acceptable. knowledge of german and music making needed coz there are concepts like CV/trigger/sequence/chaining that need grasping. needle in a haystack? anyone know anything better at german than babel? |
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ijonspeches will probably do it if you ask him nicely. :) |
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I'm done helping. |
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My cat lost her mechanical toy mouse last night and for that reason has been angry and in a very bad mood this whole Sunday. Are you perhaps able to indicate at least specific part of the living-room where the cyborg mouse is located ? Cause it's quite impossible that it drove itself into bathroom or kitchen - it would be spotted there right away. Note: the mouse does not contain any metal parts, just plastic and artificial fur - so it would be impossible to be found by any metal detectors. Thanks ! |
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2004 is dang long time ago!!!! |
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ask the tsa. they can't find sharp objects but maybe a cyborg mouse. |
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the cat ate it |
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w M w does help |
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