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offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:43 [#01291784]
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so, are you ready to go or what?
i was, the whole day, now im a bit tired


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 18:44 [#01291786]
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sorry... what??


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:49 [#01291792]
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do you want to have sex at the moment?
not with me (though optional ;) but in general
yes, it might be a stupid question
but there are times when you rather feel like sleeping or
watching a movie or something
(this thread is a prelude to a great (non)sex story i have
but wont post)


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-31 18:50 [#01291794]
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shuts up


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:50 [#01291795]
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*sings*
do me baby


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 18:50 [#01291796]
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actually i was about to watch a movie...so i guess it's a
"no".

i hope you change your mind and post that story though :)


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-07-31 18:51 [#01291797]
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i could have sex at any moment of the day, even if i was
asleep, but only with a female, and since i am married, only
with my wife. but i am generally willing and able at all
times, but i am a male, thats what we do.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:52 [#01291798]
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what? what did i do wrong
it's just sex
"let's talk about sex baby
let's talk about you
and me
let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
that may be
let's talk about sex"


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-31 18:53 [#01291799]
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no, she's asleep and i'm too stoned.

ok can we have the story now please?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 18:53 [#01291800]
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im going to download that song right away...no one thought
of this one when i was asking for good pop songs. thank you!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:53 [#01291801]
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seeing the reactions i provoced already, id better not
what kind of movie are you about to watch?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 18:54 [#01291802]
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well, you can always get a little unstoned...no too much
though...its better that way...i bet its a well known fact
anyway :)


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:55 [#01291803]
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howd you like my recommend?
*goes to look for story in the great story hat*


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 18:55 [#01291804]
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dunno...i hope i can find something good...maybe some
comedy, if i can find something decent.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 18:56 [#01291807]
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i can't remember what you recommended, and im a little bit
too stoned to think atm...i'll let you know for sure.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:59 [#01291813]
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Haiducii - Dragostea Din Tei


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-31 18:59 [#01291815]
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I was having some sex just the other day as it happens. It
was sexy.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-31 19:00 [#01291817]
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i dare you to wake her up!!!!!

now there's no chance anyway, i'm too scared i'll start
having images of this thread in my head wich would ruin me,
and to then notice albert is watching.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-31 19:02 [#01291820]
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HA!HA!HA! i once actually recomended tolstoyed the o-zone
version!!!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 19:02 [#01291822]
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apperantly i haven't downloaded that one yet...im
queued...i'll let you know when i hear it.

xammax...sounds sexy too.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 19:03 [#01291823]
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i cant post my story now
too tiresome
i wrote it out at work earlier today
too much a strain too type it out now
id even rather have real sex
you know, with bodies and stuff instead of these stupid
keys
im pushing the wrong buttons


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-31 19:04 [#01291825]
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You betcha


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 19:04 [#01291826]
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what's wrong with that version? should i get it?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 19:04 [#01291827]
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it's a great summerly track


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 19:05 [#01291830]
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sex


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-31 19:07 [#01291831]
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it's a pop tune you must have heard before..... the first
time i saw the clip on tv and heard the music i was in fits,
but had to watch it 'till the end....

no, don't bother downloading, it's irritating and way too
catchy in a violent form.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-31 19:08 [#01291835]
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their version is the one i prefer so far , i heard they even
wrote it.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 19:09 [#01291836]
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well, im downloading it now...it better be good.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-31 19:10 [#01291837]
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:D this should be a laugh.......


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 19:11 [#01291838]
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http://www.musicmass.com/MP3_haiduciimmmdragosteamdinmtei.p
hp
http://www.haiducii.net/photo/haiducii_4.jpg


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-31 19:11 [#01291840]
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oh, hehe, this is that track from that crazy guy vid. nice!


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-07-31 19:17 [#01291843]
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Nah....
I am shaved a lot 4 it.
Muahahahahahaha!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 20:18 [#01291884]
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shit, what?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-31 20:28 [#01291890]
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I just engaged in a beautiful ineffable catastrophe of
perverted backwards mutual group self-pollination with
smurfs.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-07-31 20:35 [#01291893]
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i forgot what you have to do


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-31 21:00 [#01291900]
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sexy sex sex


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-31 21:22 [#01291910]
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i'm workin on it


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 22:09 [#01291920]
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oh my, did i post this?
sex is very bad


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-07-31 22:24 [#01291921]
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but your avatar is very good


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-01 04:58 [#01291987]
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ha ha big is a little cockteaser!!


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2004-08-01 05:45 [#01292023]
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fuck sex!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-01 07:55 [#01292086]
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no


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-01 08:03 [#01292090]
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Not right now thanks. Maybe later.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-08-01 08:11 [#01292092]
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pussies


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-01 08:19 [#01292094]
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I don't understand people who are constantly horny. There's
more to life than orifices.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-08-01 08:27 [#01292098]
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i never have i never will but ya i would


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-01 08:54 [#01292115]
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tell your story, cockteaser!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-08-01 09:03 [#01292122]
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am i making you horny baby?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-08-01 09:42 [#01292143]
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[o.O]

ohdeargod


 


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