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offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-31 07:44 [#01291278]
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...are here. Funny, unflinching, and sometimes
quite poignant. It's great stuff.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-31 07:46 [#01291281]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01291278



I've read it before, but I'll probably read it again.. right
now.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-07-31 08:07 [#01291287]
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I didn't get the bit about Mr Creaky and the NC-17 tags...
what happened there?


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-07-31 10:26 [#01291373]
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yeah, i remember this one.
was good.
almost didn't submit an essay when i was at uni cos i got
caught up reading this site..
procrastination is so easy when you're in academia


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-31 10:31 [#01291377]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to Dannn_: #01291287



Okay, Mr. Creaky I gather thought that by renting these
"cartoons" [read: hardcore demon tentacle rape hentai], the
clerks wouldn't think he was renting porn. "Polite
fiction." Like he says every time at the check-out "I don't
watch the Sopranos, there's too much cussing."

But when they put the NC-17 tags on the movies, there was no
more polite fiction.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-07-31 11:48 [#01291458]
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Ah I get it now... thank you ma fren


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-31 12:00 [#01291468]
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Haha, funny stuff.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-07-31 13:32 [#01291518]
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wow, this is like a whole book... it's quite funny... i
can relate to some of it because i used to work at a video
store.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-31 13:34 [#01291519]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



That bit about hating the way 'cum' is spelt annoyed me.
They mean very different things, it's only right that they
are spelt differently.


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-07-31 18:18 [#01291736]
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Yeah, i used to work at a video store that had an "adult"
room in the back. One guy came in and pissed on the carpet
back there because he was so drunk. Then he came out and
threatened to beat up one of the customers before his wife
stopped him - then he smacked her. Great example for the
three children who came with them.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-31 18:21 [#01291741]
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Wow, that's just lovely. I was on my cig break at
work the other day when i heard a man shouting at a
screaming child, "shut up or i'll hit your mum again". Ah,
that's the kind of thing that makes you feel hope for
humanity :-/


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-07-31 18:28 [#01291754]
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Ha! You see the craziest shit working with the public. One
of my regular customers was a card-carrying wife-beater. He
would lock her in the closet for hours at a time when he was
drunk. She came in a couple of times beat to shit - black
eyes, swollen lip, bruises, etc. Yes - they had children.
Then, inexplicably, they would both come in the store after
that together behaving as if they were totally in love and
happy - laughing, flirting, hugging and all of that.
Strange.


 

offline Torley Wong on 2004-07-31 18:30 [#01291756]
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That's really sad :(


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-07-31 18:33 [#01291759]
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By the way - in my experience "straight" men have
absolutely no problem renting gay porn just so long as the
video in question is entiled "shemales" and the men in
question who have penises buried in their rectum's have long
hair, make-up, and breast implants to augment their
shriveled members hanging limply between their hairless
legs.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:39 [#01291770]
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it's the best thing the internet has brought


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-08-01 02:57 [#01291964]
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why doesn't he stop bitching and quit? It's only 6.50 an
hour.


 

offline Theocide from Escondido (United States) on 2004-08-01 05:03 [#01291990]
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bogala: maybe you should read the entire journal, dumbass.



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-08-01 08:04 [#01292091]
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yeah it's funny...
there are other threads about it on ex el tee...


 


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