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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-07-31 06:25 [#01291245]
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Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?

Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash
your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and
fling it over a rainbow.

- Black Books

 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-07-31 06:28 [#01291247]
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is he speaking about the downstairs beard?

 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-07-31 06:38 [#01291252]
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stolen from an earlier thread, but it's funny;

Bush "They have weapons of massdestruction".

 

offline wimp on 2004-07-31 15:48 [#01291640]
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We prostrate ourselves before the fish-god Yob, who seems as
efficacious as any.

- from the Tales of the Dying Earth by Jack Vance


 

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